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1. Funda ukusukela kwiNcwadi ye-Smandary kwaye ungathathi i-acne. Iqhawe alifanelanga ukuba libe li-slick kunye ne-sexy. Ifilimu eyoyikisayo ayiyobomi. Amaqhawe angamazidenge kunye ne-sexy abulawa kwimizuzu eli-10 yokuqala xa besiyala emotweni enothusa olubi.
2. Ukuba nobuqili, kuya kufuneka ngokumodareyitha. Iqhawe alifanelanga ukuba libe naphi na. Ngokukhawuleza xa uDrisch ubonakala kwiscreen kwaye etyhala intetho enamazwi amahle, kwazi ukuba u-Chunati onamava- i-botany iya kubulala okwesibini. Ngaphambi kokuba afe, uya kugabha into ebalulekileyo, kodwa akukho mntu uya kumqonda.
3. Ukuba ubaleka emotweni, ubaleke kwi-maniac, yazi, izitshixo ziya kuwa kwaye zixabana phantsi kwemoto okanye ayiqali. Ke ngoko, izitshixo kufuneka zinxitywe kwibhendi ye-elastic njenge-mittens yabantwana, imoto ngexesha ukuqhuba kuzo zombini kwaye iphinde iqhubeke itanki.
4. Kwimovie eyoyikisayo, kungcono ukungavuleli iikhavathi ngeengcango zesipili. Kwaye ungasebenzisi izibuko konke konke. Ubone ukuba ikhulu lalilikhulu, ungavumeli i-monster linethuba lokuphangalela imeko yakho ekuqaleni kwefilimu.
5. Khumbula, fihla igumbi, phantsi kwebhedi kwaye nangaphantsi kwengubo - akunakwenzeka. Ewe, wonke umntu uyayenza loo nto. Kodwa ngesizathu esithile isebenza kuphela ebantwaneni.
6. Ukuba kukho into emnyama nangaphezulu, kukho into ephazamisayo, yayingenguye abamelwane bakhukulisa indlu. Baphi abamelwane kwi-rocket okanye ihlathi? Musa ukuchitha ixesha lokucingisisa. Baleka, sihlobo, phantse ukwehla.
7. Ukuba iqhawe lifuna ukubona ukuba zithini ii-croculas kwaye zilandele ebusuku ebusuku, linda kusasa. Okanye ungalindi kwaye uthumele apho ipolisa elibi. Uhlawula irhafu kumxholo wayo. Amapolisa aphukileyo neendleko zakho. Myeke ahambe.
8 Dada ebusuku - umkhwa ombi ombi, njengoko kukho iitamatisi emva kokutshona kwelanga. Ingwenya iya kuba echibini, elwandle-i-megalodon eleleyo okanye kwindawo engaziwayo yokufumana ubuso.
9. Ngenxa yazo zonke iingcwele, musa ukuthenga indlu ngeengcango zeglasi! Nokuba i-inshurensi ye-inshurensi ingenakukhankanya isivumelwano kunye nawe.
10. Khumbula ukuba iManiac igxile ekhayeni lakho ilunge ngakumbi kunawe. Uhlala ekhanyiwe kwaye uza kubuya, nokuba ukuma phambi kwakho. Thatha le nqaku le-maniacs kwaye uhlala ugubungela umva wakho nodonga.
11 Iindawo ezingathandekiyo, indawo engaphantsi, ihleli ivutha ngumkhanyiso, iphule, kwaye iplanga ikhutshiwe. Emva koko, i-villain, okholwayo ukuba kwanele ukulumkisa ixhoba malunga neenjongo zakhe, uhlaselo. Dlala ngokwemigaqo! Ukuvuthulula apho ekuqaleni kokutshintsha kwezixhobo zokukhanya.
12. Ukongeza kwi-facelifo yokrelekrele, iqhawe lifanele lenziwe ngokwasemzimbeni. Kodwa akunjalo. Akukho mfuneko yokubaleka ngamandla apheleleyo, kodwa ngokungathi udlala kwi-tiyay, kungenjalo i-maniac iya kuphulukana nenkuthazo. Ke ngoko, ukuba imovie yenzeka, iqhawe lihlala lisungulwa kwaye likulungele ukuthuka.
13. Ungaze uthathe ishawa. Kwisizathu esingaqondakaliyo, kwane-Alliacs engathandekiyo kwimiphefumlo yethu. Kufanelekile ukuba inyi-qhawe ibuyele emanzini kwaye ilibazise ikhuselo, phantsi kwefestile ngokukhawuleza iqala ngokungekho mthethweni umntu ophethe isitshetshe esinjalo.
14. Ukuba uyintombi enyulu kwaye ucinga ukuba ulutsha olothusayo sisizathu esihle kakhulu, ekugqibeleni silale nomntu, emva koko sinesidumbu sesine. Khumbula, iqhawe, ubuntombi-olona lunxweme lunamandla lwe-cinema. Ngaphandle-uthando olukhulu. Ke unako. Baza kubulala kuphela iqabane.
15. SUKUFUNI UKUFAZA IXESHA LEPHEPHA LEMIBUZO YOBUCHULE "NABO BONKE?". Ewe, akukho mntu apho. Hayi ngoku. Kodwa ngoku uya kuvela.
16. Nxiba i-wand nawe. Ngalo lonke ixesha, izakucela nini imfuneko yokubuza isidumbu esikrokrelayo "Ngaba ulungile?", Lidanise nje nge-wand. Oku kuya kukusindisa ubomi kathathu.
17 Ukuba umlo wokulwa nelali uye, ukuba nibone iingelosi, musa ukungxama ukuba zife. Ngoku iya kuqhotyoshelwa kwintetho engalawulekiyo. Uya kuba nexesha lokulala, phumla kwaye umhlobo wakho ongenabulungisa utsha nje ukufaka isicelo ngokuchasene neBhola yeFillif Artif Artiff "kwiBholasi.
18. Xa ubulele i-villain, fumana iphiko lakho ngencasa, yilahle, uyilahle, uyikhuphele phantse wonke umzimba wotshaba. Ipistol ibeka ecaleni kwesandla sababulawa. Ufile, kutheni kungenjalo?
19. Ukuba utshaba lwalubona ukuba kunjalo, hayi - hayi "ukuba". Nini! Xa utshaba luza kuzaliseka, yena, wasindiswa kwigama lamva nje eligcinwe kumagama okugqibela, liya kudubula iqhawe kwinja yakhe ayithandayo okanye iphosa uhlobo oluthile lwengqondo ebonakalayo engqondweni. I-Jelly iqhekeza kwi-boot ye-heroc kunye ne-stick. Iqhawe aliyi kukhankanya nantoni na. Umbukeli onamava uya kubonakala ngathi jelly jelly. Izishumi.
20. Yonke le nkunkuma ayisebenzi ukuba ukwimovie eyoyikisayo yaseJapan. Kule meko, kufuneka uphefumle, yamkele ubhale intando. Kodwa ngokukhawuleza kunokwenzeka ...
