Ibalulekile into ebaluleke ngokungaziwayo owenze ukuba i-delirium edibeneyo inyusa umoya wenkampani, kodwa enkosi kakhulu. Ukuqhuba ukuya kuRhulumente weVarana yoPhuhliso, okhawulezayo phakathi kwezihlalo kwaye uswele amahlathi, ngokwamandla empembelelo yeemvakalelo anokuthelekiswa ne-phanda encinanana. Ewe, amaqela e-zodiac akanakudlula ngovuyo lwasemhlabeni kwaye athathe inxaxheba kuyo.
ICapricorn
Ngexesha lonyaka omtsha, ingqokelela yeCapricorn ijika ibe yimfazwe yokuhamba kotywala kunye nengqondo eqhelekileyo. Zonke iziganeko ezilandelayo zenzeka okanye zenzekile ngokusekwe kulowo uphumelele uloyiso lobuchule. Ukuba impumelelo eqhelekileyo iphumelele, emva koko i-capricorn iya kuba lusindiso lokuwela oogxa bakhe - ngokukodwa, ziya kuzisa ikhaya, kwaye hayi "kuphela ngenxa yegitare." Ukuba utywala buzuze, emva koko yonke iCapricorn izama ngokuzama ukufumanisa ukuba yinto entle kangaka ukuba uphumelele kangakanani ukhuphiswano kweyona mmandla iblue inkawu enkulu.
I-Aquarius
Kwiqela elihlanganisiweyo, i-aquarius yabeka konke okusemandleni, ukuhlala ekoneni kwaye ujonga ugqirha ngomdla we-ettomologist, ofumene ikoloni ye-EMagascar kwingingqi ye-MASSCOW. Kwaye ungazigcina njani abantu abathathe inxaxheba kukhuphiswano lwenkukhu "Perekati yeqabatha ukusuka kwicala lasekhohlo loMlawuli-Jikelele ngasekunene"? Esona sibindi sinesibindi okanye eyona nto inxilisayo iconjululwe yonke into ebalaseleyo engafikelelekiyo. Kodwa ukuba siqengqele umqondiso wokukhupha i-Aquarius kwiqonga, emva koko bonke oogxa ngoJanuwari kwigumbi lokutshaya baya kuhlekisa ngesihloko: "Kwaye uyibonile / itya iapile ngaphandle koncedo?".
Intlanzi
Intlanzi i-ared andrey unyaka omtsha (nokuba ayibonwa). Inyani yile yokuba umbhiyozo woNyaka oMtsha ubonakala ngathi, ngokoluvo lweentlanzi, ijongeka ngathi yinto eqhelekileyo. Bonke abahle, wonke umntu hugn, wonke umntu ukwanga kwaye wagalela i-champagne. Isibakala sokuba ixesha lonke abantu baziphathe ngendlela eyahlukileyo, ngenxa yentlanzi - ukhubekisa kakhulu. Kuba intlanzi ikholelwa ebantwini, kwaye kwintsomi yefani. Kungazi kakuhle ukuba uSanta Claus uqeshe kwi-Arhente yeTekisi eshibhile kwikona, kodwa ngethemba elincinci ukuba uza kuyithatha ngoku kwaye afumane isiqwenga sommangaliso kwingxowa yeplastiki. Umvuzo wesalathiso, umzekelo. Okanye ubuhlalu.
I-aries
Kumsebenzi woNyaka oMtsha woNyaka, sisizathu esihle sokuyeka ukungena, ngenye ingokuhlwa inoxanduva lokuhamba kwaye iyeke ukulawula yonke into, kubandakanya ukhuseleko lomlilo ngexesha lomthi weKrisimesi. Kodwa isigqibo sokuphendula "kukuphendula" akuyonto ke, eyokuqala i-artie i-aries ihla kwikona (enokwenzeka) kunye ne-mssings emnyama (efunekayo). Emva koko, umlo uloliwe uguqukela kwinenekazi elithambileyo, ofuna uthando, kwizibambo kunye nomdaniso. Kumdaniso wekhephu. Ze. Kulungile, masihambe, yonke into oyithandayo?
Ithole
Amabali, iQela loNyaka oMtsha-ixesha lesiko liyakhwankqiswa. Esona sizathu siphambili sokumangalisa: "Kodwa balele ntoni bonke, asizange sisele?" Amathole axhathise isenzo sotywala kabini njenazinye iimpawu, ke emva kokuhlwa, ukuwela i-Bight Gogi yenja, i-Bleed ye-Cat kunye nebhanki yomnyama I-Caviar yamakhaya abo sele ebeke iipleyiti kwitafile yokutyela, esazi ukuba umama kwiqela lenkampani akaze abe nezandla ezingenanto. Ngokuphathelele kwisixhobo esidibeneyo, ke ngokukhawuleza kuya kuphela- ngcono. Kukho amathuba amaninzi ukuba i-taurus ayizenzi ngathi ziimpondo kwi "mvula" fiselage.
Amawele
I-Gemini kwiqela-indlela entle yokwenza isikhokelo sokusindisa kwi-av. I-Twin kukwindawo nje engakwazi ukuya kwiNkqubo yeNkcubeko. Nokuba emva kwemigangatho yangaphambili yeqela leshishini, kalikhulu izihlandlo ezininzi, ezingaphezulu koko. Nokuba emva kwemigangatho yeli shishini iphantse yaqhutywa kwaye imvakalobe encinci. Nokuba amawele kunye nenkampani yakho asebenze izihlandlo ezininzi kwi-Frile. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba amawele. Ke ngoko, unokuqiniseka - uya kuzisa i-laptop okanye i-stack yamashiti e-A-4, apho kukhutshelwa izithombile, iithoni, azikhutshelwa ngaphandle, kwanomhombo omtsha wenkampani, into ethile Njengo: "Ukuba ngequbuliso unee-anti-i-inshurensi kuphela apha."
Umhlaza
Eyona nto iphambili yokuziphatha yomhlaza yinto enzulu, ebavumela ukuba basebenze ziingcali ezikhokelayo zezemali kuNyaka oMtsha wokungaphumeleli. KuNyaka oMtsha weNdibaniselwano, uphawu lwendlela yokuziphatha ephambili kwi-crayfish: "Ndinguloyiko, ndingcangcazela." Ukuba, yithi, umdla we-tins zamawele uthathe abasemagunyeni ngokukhawuleza kwaye ixesha elide, xa umhlaza uza ngequbuliso, ivela apho ihlang 'khona ye-Abingeleli Umbuzo wamanani: "Ngaba awungekhe uthanda ukulintloko iSebe lethu lezeMali?". Iimpawu zokuziphatha komhlaza kwiqela le-ratery-impikiswano eyongezelelweyo ye-Drunken kwi-Courchevel: "I-phot yakho ihamba nge-tine? Kwaye eyam ifana. "
Ingonyama
Iingonyama zihlala zonwabile ukuba zithathwe ukuze zicwangciswe iqela, ukuphosa iintonga ezithembisayo koogxa bakhe: "Siya kwaphula konke, yindlela epholileyo ngayo." Ingonyama ayizisoli ngexesha okanye amandla, akukho mpilo, ukuze i-vesttive (yengxelo, i-AAAA) kwaye inamasinga () kwiintsuku zoNyaka oMtsha, ezixhonywe kwifowuni Ukuya kwiglasi ye-champagne ngendlela yentombi enyulu ethandazayo, kwaye iqabane elinekhephu langena kwingubo yeperile enamaqhosha eperile. Yonke inkqubo yokuzonwabisa, amathontsi kunye nokufakwa kweengonyama zokutya ziya kusike umzuzu kwaye ukubuyela kwishedyuli kuya kuthathwa njengendawo yokuchitha. I-Slogan ngokuhlwa: "Ndiza ku-odola kunye nawe, kodwa wonwaba, uthanda."
Virgo
Ukuba intombi nto intsholongwane inamathuba okuqhubeka kwishishini, ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuyenza. Kuba, i-gorgo ikholelwa ukuba, ukuthandana omnye komnye kufanele kube nokunyaniseka kwaye ngaphandle kwefuthe lamachiza e-psychopotropic yenkqubo ye-win-tonic 2.0. Kwelinye icala, intombi enyulu izele zizinto ezinokunxiba ngaphaya kwendawo, ngaphandle kweziganeko zentiyo. Ke ngoko, ukufika kwentombi (Ukufika kwepati yenkampani, ayifuni ukungcola) kuxhomekeke kubunzulu bomnqweno wokuhamba iibhutsi, kwaye hayi ngaphandle kwentlanzi ebomvu. Kwaye kwinkqubo yokubhiyozela, intombi enyulu, njengommiselo, idityaniswa nezinye izixhobo (njengezixhobo zokugqibela (njenge-sagittarius), ukucinga ngoobani kubo moron
Libra
Isikali-ukufumana kunye nokuhlangula iRefoma ngayo nayiphi na iSanta Claus, engafunekiyo izama ukumba kwisihlwele esibuhlungu ngelixa sisabukela abantu ngokuhlwa. Ukhuphiswano? I-ufreray ndiya kuya! Iingoma? Masenze i-microfoni ... Ngokwenene, andiziculi, kodwa musa ukukhathalela, masize! Ukudanisa? Qaphela, andizange ndicebise. Tsala i-bass, lungiselela iLitye kule halabud. Asinamanzi, kwaye ukuba kukho, abayi kubandezeleka, kodwa bonwabe. Ke ngoko, kwiqela ngalinye lenkampani, isikali sizisa iqhekeza lezinto zokudlala, iKrisimesi, i-ribbons, imbasa kunye nobunye ubungqina obubaluleke kakhulu kunye nobunye behlabathi kwindlwana yabo.
I-Scorpio
I-Scorpions yazi kakuhle ukuba iqela le-rade yindawo efanelekileyo yokuzingela. Yayingumadumo ohlala ngamagorha amabali avela kuluhlu oluvela kuluhlu olu: Ke ngoko, iqumrhu eligqibeleleyo le-Scorpion yi-carnival yediliya. Ekugqibeleni, italele kwindlela i-bunny yaziva njani kwindlu yendlu yangasese ethandekayo, nangona ingakhangeli i-Epic, akunakuba nakho ukonakalisa umsebenzi. Kwaye, ngendlela, umququzeleli weqela elihlanganisiweyo ukuya kwinqaku: Intombazana leyo ibalaseleyo yekhephu ivela kwi-Scorpions. Okokuqala, i-Scorpions inetalente yendalo yokuzalwa. Kwaye, okwesibini, le ndoda yekhephu iya kulungisa idytor yedyokhwe yoboya okanye kamva.
I-Sagittarius
I-Sagittarius kuphela ekuqaleni kokujonga kuphela ijongene ne-hyperpical cwaka. Ngapha koko, bayinkosi "ye-Perir Baleish Baleish" yenqanaba kunye nesakhono esingapheliyo sokuzonwabisa "uJoffrey Bateran." Banelungelo lobugcisa bobuqili bokukhusela abantu abathandanayo kwizenzo zenqanaba "lama-2, 000,000 kwi-U-Tube." Ke ukuba uyayibona indlela i-taurus inamathele ukuba iplagi emehlweni enkosi, okanye njengamawele omdaniso, esebenzisa i-DJ edidekile i-DJ njenge-pilolon,-Jongajika. Uninzi lwe-sagittarius onwabileyo luhleli kwikona efihlakeleyo enombala oqingqiweyo kwaye, ukufihla umntu okuhlekisayo, ngokuzolileyo kuzisa i-champagne eqaqambileyo kwimilebe yakhe.