Kwimeko yoluntu, indoda ekhitshini ibiza ezimbini, ekuqaleni, ngokuchasene nenye i-thesis: "Amadoda aphephe abapheki" kunye "nenkawu ene-grenade". Kodwa ngubani othe inkawu nge-grenade ayinakupheka?
ICapricorn
Indoda yaseCapricorn, ithiyori, inokwahlulwa ekhitshini ngaphandle kweziphumo ezibi zokwenzakalisa kwiGalari, ukuba ibingeyiyo enye "kodwa" ngohlobo lwee-interpipes ezibhaliweyo kwi-Intanethi. "Iyaqondakala amaqanda amabini" iyaqondakala. "Ikhulu lamakhulu amabini omgubo" - Kulungile. Kodwa yintoni, ndicela uxolo: "Ityiwa kunye neziqholo ziya kungcamla"? Ukunambitha-yimalini? Iphi umgangatho? Ngubani olingayo? Kwaye le nxalenye yecandelo lesahlulo senzeka kwi-teenpipi ezilithoba ezicetywayo. "Inhlama ayifanele inamathele ezandleni '- ikhrayitheriya entle, iBravo, i-Brick, nayo, ayiyi kubambelela ezandleni. Ngenxa yoko, iCapricorn iyayifaka izitya zayo, okanye idutyulwe ibuza iqabatha iforum ye-proub kunye ne-Creno yaSimahla: "Ndisuke kwamehlo."
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius iphezulu kakhulu ukuba ingakhathalelwa. Ubhala inoveli kunye nepasta ye-coada enesoseji. Ngoba ukusuka ekutyeni (kunye nomfazi, njengokuphila, ngokubanzi), i-Aquarius ifuna enye kuphela: kufanele ukuba ibe lula, iqondakala, ixhaphakile kwaye ayichukunyiswanga. Nangona kunjalo, amaxesha ngamaxesha, ukuqonda, ukuqonda, kwaye i-aquarius ithatha isigqibo sokuluphelisa iSolyanka. Ivula ifriji, ijongeka ngaphakathi ixesha elide, ukuncwina, ukupheka ipasta ngeesoseji kunye nokubuya kwinoveli. Ukuba i-Aquarius ithi: "Ndenze uSushi," wayezisongelwe nguNori. Kwaye ke lowo u-Aquarius ufumana i-abellius tules kwincwadi, kwaye, phantsi kokuqhambuka kweTV, i-TV iphendule umbuzo: "Kutheni wabiza inoveli yakho"? "
Intlanzi
Intlanzi yamadoda ayifane, njengokuba nexhala lokuba akukho nto iya kuphuma, incinci kwaye imbi. Kodwa ukuba iintlanzi zendoda zipheka ngequbuliso, i-nevaous, i-ovous, ihlikikile, ichitha izandla kwaye ithethe nge-anyanisi, imenze ukuba ikhutyeke. " Kwaye xa inkqubo yokupheka iphela, ikukuqhayisa intlanzi iphakamisa i-chin kwaye ilinde ukuba idumise. Hayi, hayi nje umfazi. Kwiveki ezayo, owona mda ubalaseleyo emhlabeni uya kuthetha noZavende, phantse, ngolu hlobo: "I-mikhalych, ngoku, ngoku uya kunxiba i-peovice kwi-invoice kwaye kunjalo Ubuthe wakrexelwa, umfazi wam uyavuya. " Inkosikazi yentlanzi-i-smart ngamafutha ngaxeshanye kufuneka iqhube kwi-vioom ethambileyo kwaye iphakamise amehlo owonwabileyo kwindoda yakhe - akunakwenzeka ukuba iphumelele, ikhwaza ngempendulo.
I-aries
I-aries yendoda ilungiselela imbi, kodwa inyani kuphela yokuba uhlebeza kwi-cockroach yentloko. Kwaye nguThixo onokuthi, Iya kuba yinkuku yesondlo esempilweni-ibali liyazazi ii-aries, ezikopheliyo ekuphepheni (ukupheka, uCharlen), uChaden Steak (Nkosi), ngenxa yokuba -Yonile! - "Iluncedo ngakumbi." Kwaye intaba yomfazi ongakhange inikezele ngoluvo lokuba umzimba yitempile yomphefumlo kwaye ufanele ukuba uyathandeka, ngoko sitya i-pocktail yomgubo weprotheyini namhlanje, i-celery kunye nequmba elivela kwesahluzi. Kodwa, uzuko kuMdali, ubuncinci besiqingatha se-aries-gourmet kunye ne-subarites, ngoko zilungiselelwe kwipani yokucoca kunye nebhotile.
Ithole
Indoda eyindoda eTaurus-ukudala eyomeleleyo kwaye kungabonakali ngokupheleleyo. Isidalwa, esijikeleza ishumi elinambini i-standers ngokuphakanyiswa kweempondo ezibukhali, akoyiki naziphi na iibhlorho, okanye i-GMO, okanye kukho i-cholesterol. I-taurus yendoda ilungiselela umkhamo, ngetalente kwaye yolonwabo yonke into enobunzima obungaphezulu kwamakhulu amahlanu eekhalori zokuluma. Ke ngoko, eyona ngozi yeTaurus ayizizo, kodwa ngenxa yabanye. Kuba ungahlala ngenkalipho ngokutya kwawo nawuphi na inqanaba lokudakumba. Unokuba yi-gene, imifu yemifuno, i-Yazennic okanye i-allergic-yonke iphumeza intsingiselo yayo xa ume intsingiselo enkulu, enobuhlobo - i-ter-taurus-theis, eqhubekayo eneflethi ngeempondo ezibukhali.
Amawele
Indoda yeGemini ilungiselela njengoThixo, kodwa kuphela "inkampani yabo" kunye neholide kuphela. Ngenye imihla, amawele amawele: a) exakekile; b) Wayevila. "Uphawu lwakhe" kwi-tern ndoda inokuba yikhekhe (kwi-NaIBledon ikhekhe, ukuya kwi-ribha-a evela eNew Zealand, oku kubalulekile, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo yandiswa. Ukuhamba kunye nobudenge weldat amadoda amawele, ewe, mhlawumbi, kodwa uya kukhathazeka kwaye ukhubekile. Ukupheka kufuneka kube yisakramente, kwaye isiphumo sinyanzelekile ukuba sikhuphe ihlombe elisezantsi le-punouse, kungenjalo iwele alidlali.
Umhlaza
Ihlala inamahlathi, intloni kwaye inomhlaza wokukrelekrele ekhitshini kuziva kukumkani wentaba. Unetalente yokuzalwa ye-midnin ipheke, kwaye unokupheka nantoni na, ukuze amonekise zonke iintombi zenkosi yenkosi. Kulapha ukuba ukubanjiswa kukukhawulezisa - umhlaza awunakuba ziintombi. Kuba umhlaza awuzintloni nje kwaye unexhala, oko kukuqonda kweparanoia. Kwaye iyazi kakuhle ukuba abafazi badla ngokungena kwi-ruble, ukuphuma-ezintathu. Ke kulula ukufunda ukupheka. Kwaye okona kuphele ngakumbi, ixesha elide lalilindile.
Ingonyama
Ingonyama yendoda iyakwazi ukupheka nasiphi na isitya. Nawuphi na umgangatho wobunzima kunye nakuphi na ikhitshi emhlabeni. Isidlo sasemini sabantu abangamashumi amabini? Akukho ngxaki! Isidlo sangokuhlwa samashumi amathathu? Ewe Nceda! Inkqubo yokupheka kwingonyama ijongeka ngathi, ngolu hlobo lulandelayo: Ingonyama ihleli esitulweni, iphosa umlenze emva komlenze kwaye ithetha nefowuni: "Yindawo yokutyela? Ndingathanda uku-odola". Kwezo meko zinqabileyo xa ububi busaphose indoda yengonyama ekhitshini, inokufumanisa ukuba i-sausage ikhuphe iwaisage kwaye igcwalise iwayini ibe ngumjonga ngokuchanekileyo. Kodwa ukucoca intlanzi? Uxolo, ngaba uyandiqhagamshela ngokuchanekileyo?
Virgo
Amadoda-intombi enyulu anemitha ethile yezitya: Izitya ezimbini kwicandelo "lokuqala", iikripthings, iisampulu ezintathu kunye nentelothi. Ngaba le Virgo kwaye ilungiselela kanye ngokuqhubeka i-sisif, engasenzeki ukuba idlule intaba - ngequbuliso akusekho upholile? Mhlawumbi le ntombi ingarhanelwa ukuba kusekho uhlobo oluthile lweetapile ehlabathini, ngaphandle kwento "yebilise". Kodwa, kunokwenzeka ukuba, indoda eqiqayo-intombazana nje ayiboni ingcinga yokutshintsha ukutya, ukuba ukhetho lwangoku lusebenza ngokugqibeleleyo. Kutheni le nto sivavanyiweyo kunye neenyembezi ezihlekisayo ekuseni?
Libra
Xa ulungiselela umlinganiso wendoda, ungayidubula, ulale kwi-U-Tuber kunye nokuvuka kwisigidi. Okokuqala, isisombululo esiphambili senziwe: Cook okanye kakuhle? Emva koko i-pantic iqala-kwaye yintoni kanye kanye ekupheka, kuba yonke into imbi kakhulu! Okulandelayo kulandela uthotho lwee-oscations phakathi okumnandi kwaye luncedo. Ke ngomsebenzi onjalo, isigqibo senziwa sithelekiswa nemixholo yefriji, kwaye yonke into iqala kuqala. Imbumbulu yile, ngaphandle kwesiphumo (esinokubonakala ngaphezulu), isigqibo ngasinye sibonakaliswa ebusweni be-hamlet ye-shektunovsky: isaladi-le ngumbuzo? Ngokundithobekileyo ukuthobeka phantsi kwemihlafu ye-Rendet Ile, kufuneka sixhathise kwaye senze i-borcht?
I-Scorpio
I-Scorpio eyindoda ilungiselela, iphoselwe iziphumo, kuba iyayithanda inkqubo. I-Scorpion ilungelelaniswe kakhulu - bayonwabela nayiphi na inkqubo. Kwaye, ngokufanelekileyo, yiguqulele kumboniso, abancedi ngokuzithandela banqweneleka kakhulu, bangabaphulaphuli. Nantsi into eyi-temny ye-temitic ye-Erotic: Ndibubuxoki kwaye ndijonga imfundiso yokuqhuma enkulu, kwaye ihamba ze, kodwa kwi-Appepion ye-Appespion. Uya kuyibetha ngokulula i-apron kwi-negeligee, iguqula i-booty yenzuzo yakhe - kwaye ngandlel 'ithile ayibalulekanga kangako ukuba ngulowo ulungiselela.
I-Sagittarius
Ubuchule bunobuchule "inkosi enkulu yokupheka". Ngqo isitya esinye. Akalungiselele nantoni na enye, kodwa ihashe lakhe lithengisa i-turge, kunye noPathos nokusebenza. Iinkosi ezinkulu ziyazi ukuba italente ayinakutshitshiswa, kwaye ifezekise imfezeko yokwenene, kufuneka ubetha unyaka omnye iminyaka, yiyo nayiphi na i-sung fu ukuba ikuxelele. Ngokuhambelana, iindwendwe zibizwa ngokuba "ziza kuthi ngesidlo sangokuhlwa", kwaye "yiza kuthi kwiPilaf, Shropuri, i-Khachapuri, kufuneka igxininise." Kwaye iindwendwe zinjalo, ngokuphefumla: "Owu-oh, ukuba i-boutise efanayo netshizi, i-Omnom, sele sibize iteksi."
Alexandra Smilanskaya