Ukusukela ixesha elide, abavumisi ngeenkwenkwezi baqinisekile ukuba iinkwenkwezi kunye neeplanethi zichaphazela ngokuthe ngqo impilo. Ipics yomhleli ngabantu abadala, kodwa akuninzi kakhulu ukukhumbula la maxesha, mhlawumbi yayinjalo.
Namhlanje, iinkwenkwezi kunye neeplanethi ngokucacileyo zibuthathaka kukhuphiswano kunye neemveliso ezibonakalayo. Kodwa zeziphi iinkwenkwezi kunye neeplanethi zinempembelelo ngqo kwaye ukuza kuthi ga kule mini-kukuziphatha kwewadi yazo, kuthathe i-arz.
ICapricorn
I-Capricorn yenzakalisa ukonwaba kwaye nge-twinkle, emva kwexesha emva kokujonga umzimba wakhe ngamandla. Cinga, izilonda, yi wayini emnandi, kwaye ndingomnye weenqanawa zonke. Cinga, ukutshitshiswa, emntwaneni kuphumelele, bhala phantsi koxanduva lwam. Onjani wona ukwaphuka, ndinamatikiti kwi-goa, ndinika ibhegi ye-Cellophane ukuze i-Plaster ayikho, kwaye ikhuphe. EMorgue? Ngaba kukho ukubanjiswa kwe-wi-fi? Kulungile ke.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius iyagula kwaye inyangwa ngolwazi. Izixhobo zokuxilonga zakhiwe kwi-Aquarius, engalunganga. Ke ngoko, i-aquarius iyazithemba ngaphezu kogqirha ophakathi. NakwiNdlu ye-Aquarius, njengommiselo, kukho ikhiti yokuqala, ukubona ukuba i-ormericast eqhelekileyo ixhonywe kumntu omona. Kuba, ukongeza kumgangatho omiselweyo "paracetamol, i-carbon kunye nekhabhoni esebenzayo" eAquarius, ihlala imbi emhlophe, ekhule kwithambeka elisemazantsi, i-aspirin yesivuno se-1984.
Intlanzi
Intlanzi iyagula ngokulinganayo, njengakwimovie entle. Intlanzi iyamthanda ukuba azukisa intloko aze azisole, ngoko i-squebees ephezulu yokufumana amanzi. Intlanzi enamava iyakwazi ukubhala kwakhona iTestamente i-ting-contrament yesalathi-teknoloji inqamleza inqaku elibulalayo "37.2". Kwaye emva koko, ukukhutshwa i-Insorium, ijika intloko yakhe kwimaxova evela kwiVisavi kwaye ihlebeza izwi elibuthathaka: "Ungakhathazeki, ndiya kundiphosa."
I-aries
I-aries ihlala ilungisa ukuba ayiguli. I-sneezes njengeKarabas Babras? Iitrafidi, ii-allergies. Ukukhohlela njengendlovu eSebenzayo? Inkunkuma, ekhutshiwe. Amashumi amane? Kushushu apha, vula ifestile. Ke ngoko, kufutshane noogxa bee-aries bakufanelekele iivili zonyango kwaye bafunde ngononophelo iimpawu ezikrokrelayo - iMvana enenkani nenoxanduva kwaye ikwanjalo kwindiza enenqwelomoya.
Ithole
I-Taurus iya kuhlala ihleli eyokugqibela, emva koko iwela ebhedini, ithi: "Yonke into, ndasweleka," izandla zamehlo. Kwaye ayiphenduli kwi-stula yangaphandle. Ijongeka ngathi iyothusa, oogqirha bashukumisa iintloko, kwaye basondele, ngenxa yezizathu ezicacileyo, baqala ukothuka. Akukho mfuneko yokuba usoyike, kufuneka wazi i-bugs yenkqubo yokuzibhokhwe: Ukuba isigulana singaxeleli ukuba isigulana singazihlawulisi ikhefu lokugula, intengiselwano isusiwe, umthengi ususiwe Yandula ke ithole ithole lingafakwanga ngokonjengokuba la manzi aphilayo.
Amawele
Amawele ayasixabisa isifo sakhe. Kananjalo nasiphi na isizathu, ifanelekile njengengxabano yokucacisa amawele e-CHINA: "Andikwazi ukusebenza kwezi meko!". Izakhono zokubekwa kwe-comnan Inokwenza amawele esigulana enganyamezeleki, kodwa akanjalo. Ngoba ngolwesibini, amawele ayadila impumlo, kwaye ayaphonononga.
Umhlaza
I-DONGS-Amajoni eTin aqhubekayo. Emhlaza kukho kuphela amazwe amabini ezempilo: "Yonke into ilungelelaniswe" kwaye "oh, uxolo, kubonakala ngathi ndiyafa." Inketho yesibini inokuthintelwa ukuba ufihla i-Encyclopedia encwine. I-CONGSE zezona zinto zininzi zizo zonke izifo ezongeza kwi-jero. Ukuba awuzibandakanyi ngenxa yomhlaza, ungazilima.
Ingonyama
Iingonyama ngabathandi boogqirha, kuba bathanda kakhulu impilo yabo: Ukumkani wezilo khange abe nelifa. Ikhithi yoncedo lokuqala lwasekhaya lizaliswe ngamalungiselelo okuthintela zonke izifo, kubandakanya isifo seengcongconi, nokuba ingonyama ihlala e-Enolilnki. Kodwa ukuba emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ingonyama ngamanye amaxesha iwela ngomkhuhlane wamaxesha athile, izakubiza ukuba isebenze rhoqo ngeyure kwaye ingabizi maqabane ukuba iphumle. Kuba ngaphandle kwengonyama, le ngxaki iya kuba inxeba, musa ukuya kwi-astrolorder.
Virgo
Kodwa iintombi ezingenakunyamezelana. Ngenxa yokuba iintombi ezihlala zibutyhile ubuchule: "I-hearokethi, yokutya neRinebury." Kwintombi enyulu, imeko yembeko ukuthumela iyeza laseburhulumenteni eKnocukout, ethi, ngendlela, idla ngokunokwenzeka. Nangona lo mbandela awuyiyo ukuba inkunkuma ye-hare inyanga i-chmmicdia, kodwa ngokholo, ukholo kwaye, yintoni enobungozi yophawu lobufazi kakhulu lwe-zodiac.
Libra
Izikali zinetalente enqabileyo yokuthatha i-visi, ihlale kwi-birrete yekhonkrithi, kwimaski yegesi kunye nesuti yebhayoloji ye-bioperotection. Ke ngoko, ukubanzakalise - ityala liqhelene nendlela yokuphila, imvakalelo kunye nendalo, ngokubanzi. Ewe, bagula, bacinga - usizi, bandithengele apha le pilisi ye-pill emnandi yesiqingatha se-pill ye-oblong kunye ne-bidonchik ye-lazolyvan. Ndiyakuqabula yonke into ngemaski, ndiza kuba yiveki kamva, yiba nemini emnandi.
I-Scorpio
I-Scorpio, njengomhlaza, umqondiso uphefumlelwe kakhulu. Kodwa ngogonyamelo olunamandla lwendalo. Ke ukuba ndingathethi i-scorpio, evuthisa i-zombie Apocalypse, akazukuqaphela. Kwaye ukuba uthi amarabi aphathwa gadalala kwinqanaba le-hydroelectory, uya kunyanga, abaphengululi kwindawo eqingqiweyo kwihlabathi liphela. Ngayiphi na imeko, nokuba i-Scorpion yagula, inomdla kule ndlela ibhetele kuneminye imiqondiso. I-Scorpion yeenkwenkwezi ngokubanzi zanika iqhekeza lazo zonke iintlobo ze-buns, ezithi, kunjalo, zityhafile.
I-Sagittarius
I-Sagittarius Stoics. Phila phantsi kwesiqubulo "Andikwazi ukwenzakalisa", nokuba sele ugula. Iprophylaxis ye-sagittarius nayo ayizange ibandakanyeke- bendisithi Ke ngoko, abaqeshi abanamavili bayeka i-bulletin kwaye baphume eofisini ngoncedo lokhuseleko, kwakamsinya nje emva kokuba nje i-SEFFE kwiiNdawo zeendaba kwisixeko sasesi sixeko sento engathandekiyo. I-Sagittarius itshixiwe ngelixa engazange ibethe i-firrows ngeentolo zayo ze-ifluenza ngqo kwisebe le-Akhawuntingi. Kodwa kufanele kukhunjulwe ukuba kwintando yakhe umsulwa akashiyi kwanto. Yintoni iSpanish xa ndinophicotho?
