Siye salahla ngokungacwangciswanga ibhola yethu yomlingo kwitafile yokuhlela, kwaye wakhubekiswa kakhulu. Hayi itafile yacaphukisa, kodwa ibhola. Kwaye ndasinika izinto ezingalunganga ezingalunganga, kwaye imiqondiso eseleyo ye-zodiac ibingazisoli. Kwavela ukuba singamancinci amancinci. Nokuba ubomi abuphinda-phindelanga phantsi komgangatho akukho zimilingo.
ICapricorn
Ngaphandle kwaziwa kakhulu, kubanda, njengomkhenkce elwandle, i-bastard. Ngaphandle kokungafaniyo Qinisekisa umthetho. Mhlawumbi oku kungenxa yokuba ujikeleze usuku lokuzalwa kweCapricorn minyaka le, ukubanjwa kwemithi emincinci esisiyo kuthi ngomthendeleko wezinto ezingenasikweni, kodwa umgaqo wexhoba, alibalulekanga kakhulu.
I-Aquarius
Ukuqhutywa ngokungagungqiyo emafini amabinzana. Akunakwenzeka ukuba uthethathethe naye ngayo nantoni na - i-aquarius ihlala itshintsha izicwangciso zakhe kunye namagama "andizange ndiphumelele." Ekuphela kwendlela yokugcina ulwalamano oluhle kunye ne-aquatic ayizibalelanga. Ewe, okanye ukudubula-uthando i-Aquarius efileyo lulula kwaye lumnandi.
Intlanzi
Ukuxoka, i-bastard etyheli emdaka. Njengabo bonke abantu, kuquka wena. Ngokunyaniseka ukholo olunyanisweni lukholelwa obu buxoki kwaye lukhubekiswe xa engakholelwa. Ubuxoki ngokuqinisekileyo ngenxa yezibonelelo-kuba intlanzi luhlobo lobugcisa obuphezulu. Akunakwenzeka ukuba kukhusela oku- ngokufanelekileyo, kufuneka uthenge kwawemehlo akho, ubhomboloze amadrumbe kwaye ungazami ukufumana ulwazi oluyinyani nakweliphi inqanaba "?" Ke kulungile.
I-aries
I-bastard enekratshi. Ugqala wonke umntu ongabalulekanga, kwaye ngokomgaqo, amalungelo, kodwa ukungakhathali kusenzakalisa kwaye kubuhlungu. Akukho ndlela yokuzabalaza. Ikratshi le-aries libetha inoveli, i-feaguives nakwindawo ye-pegasas galaxy. Ummiselo ophambili weendlela zokhuseleko xa unxibelelana nee-aries-Ungaze unxibelelane nee-aries.
Ithole
Ithole lethole alikho into engaphezulu kwemaski yale Bisteres yobugcisa, enzelwe ukuncancisa iimodyuli ezimbini, kwaye, i-10, ishumi ngokweemeko. Imali ithanda i-odor. Ihempe yokugqibela isuswa ngokwenene ngenxa yabanye ngokungathandabuzekiyo. Enye into kukuba le hirt idla ngokususwa kwiTaurucus ngokwayo, kodwa kunye nabanye abadidekileyo nabangenakuyinceda.
Amawele
I-bastard iwilesserd enesifo sentsana kwinqanaba lesiphelo. Endaweni yoko, kutheni ukubandezeleka? Ukonwabela kakhulu. UGemini uze ungancedi ngokupheleleyo kwaye uswelekile, njenge-oposm, emehlweni engozi, umzekelo, iintlawulo zendlu. Kwaye nantsi iwaka leendawo ezingqongileyo zeResses Colosthis zigcina uNoshoshi Neshi. Kwaye amawele aya kuvuswa ebhedini kwaye encokola, incoko, xoxo, incoko.
Umhlaza
I-MALICISIZE i-bastard, yenza ngathi inkulu kwaye i-lobster yeBango, ekwaziyo ukusombulula nayiphi na ingxaki ngokuhamba kwe-mudey okanye i-lobster ngomlomo. Ngapha koko, idlula phantsi kwelitye kwaye ikhawulezisa amehlo akhe kumtya kwenye indawo kwiPlakkton. Intsingiselo yobomi iyehla iye "Kundishiya ndedwa, kwaye ndingcono - ndife."
Ingonyama
Ukukhupha i-bastard, ukuphakamisa ukuzithemba ngokupheleleyo. Abahlobo bakho ukumamela ngentlonelo baphulaphule ingonyama. Iimfumba zabahlobo zingabalulekanga kwaye zikhutshwe ngezenzo zengonyama. Imvakalelo yobuninzi bayo ilula iingonyama ngenxa yokubandezeleka kuloliwe, ngoko ke kukhuselekile ukuhamba kwi-radius yendawo enye okanye ezimbini ukusuka kwinkosi yeoksijini. Kunokwenzeka ukuba ngesilinda ioksijini.
Virgo
I-petty, ukuthenga kunye nodaka. I-peantic yentombi iqhutywa ngamakhulu amathathu anamakhulu amane eetoni ye-mary poppins ngonyaka. Abahlobo baqala ukuzazisa. Kuyavela, kuyavela, kwaye le ngoma iya kuhlala ngonaphakade. Iintshaba ezivela kwiintombi ezinyulu ziyazingcamla kwangoko naphi na apho i-virgo ichithe ngaphezulu kwenyanga. Kwaye ubukho beentshaba zentombazana ikholisa kuphela-le bhestard inobuchule, ngolonwabo olunomdla kwaye uyazi kakhulu intuthumbo.
Libra
I-bastard yokuthandabuza kaxakeka, ihlala ikhangela izisombululo ezilula zemisebenzi entsokothileyo. Ewe kunjalo, ayifumani. I-SEES ngaphakathi kubo bonke abo bakufuphi, befuna ukujonga kunye. Ngenxa yoko, i-woll: "Ewe, kuyo yonke iNafig," iRubdiev ye-terdiev ye-faceporical fittor (ukuba i-Gubordiev ye-gordiev) ngekrele, kwaye iziqwenga zenyani ezinobungozi zingcwatyelwe phantsi kwezalamane.
I-Scorpio
I-Bhatological Basts Basts. Njengoko isixhobo sisebenzisa ikakhulu ngokwesondo, kodwa kungenjalo. Inokuqhwaza i-lacerchickichief ye-handkichic kuphela ukuze ibone ukuba ubomi buhamba kancinci. Ihlala kwiwadi yemilinganiselo kunye nobunzima beMark "ifudumele, ndibulala, abakhweli beentambo, bengcangcazela, bengcangcazela."
I-Sagittarius
I-bastard engaqondakaliyo, ungaze uvule ubuso bakho bokwenyani. Banokuba namawakawaka eziphene, abanakuba nako, kodwa balwela kakuhle. Ithemba elinobukrakra, lidelela ngenkuthalo abo bagxothileyo ngequbuliso. Soloko ujonga ubumnandi. Ungaze ube nobubele. Bagwetyelwe ngophando: "Kwaye ndifana njani nam?"
Wamamela umlindi webhola: Alexander Smilanskaya