Ukutsalela ikhaya Ngaba bayakholelwa ukuba uswele iidiliya? Sineresiphi enkulu, elula njenge-cactus: intle kakhulu! Indalo iphela iya kukhula, isibhakabhaka siya kuvulwa, kwaye ukuba ubani akafihlwa, amatyala abuhlungu. Kuba ivela kuNowa, ungumntu wokuqala, phantse uKayin no-Manfred kwibhotile enye, kwaye ziibhokhwe ezilusizi. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ifoto
Vumela ngoku iinyembezi ezikrakra ishiye i-instagram etyheli kunye neLazagne kunye ne-dada. Ngoku unayo yonke into emdala. Kwaye ngoku baya kutya "i-Ostanto Dumplings" esekwe kwi-gennomied soybean. Kuba lens, i-Dhit! Ngokuhlwa, baya kugxeka iintonga zakho zangaphakathi: "Ewe uyaxelwa!", "Ewe, akukho nto ifunekayo kwi-crimp!" Kwaye "ngekhe wafakwa ngokukhanyisela!". Ebusuku, endleleni eya kwindlu yangasese, kuya kufuneka bafumane i-tripod enamathele ephahleni. Kuba uProte, ewe.
Ukupheka
Emehlweni okuprinto eqhelekileyo, ukubandezeleka kuyabandezeleka. Kwindawo yokupheka engapheliyo yokupheka. Uhuhav ubusi bokuqala besithandwa, ngokweedemon Hokhchchi. Emva kokuba behambe igama elithi "Mayonnaise", ukungabinamsebenzi. Ukukhupha ukuba akukho nkqonkqo, kwaye ibhloko, yiyanele ngentliziyo. Lonke olu bantu usezantsi lomntu kunye nokuqonda akunakukwazi nokubambana. Veza nje imbono yakho yonke: "Musa ukudibanisa amaqanda am!" Kungekudala uya kubonisa umhlaba into ethile aza kuyikhetha ijusi yegastric. Kuthengwa nje imodeli yokugqibela ye-ginger, kwaye ubonise kwangoko. Kwangoko.
Decoupge
Okokuqala, izalamane ziya konwaba, kuba akusafuneki ukucinga ukuba uza kukunika iholide. Ukuba iholide incinci - ukuphazamiseka kwe-napkins kufanelekile, ukuba imbiza yeglue eqeqeshiweyo iya kusetyenziswa. Ezi zipho zanele ngokwaneleyo, ukuze nizifake ekhoneni yakho, baqubuda kuzo, zomisa ulwimi, nezidlo zangamaqhekeza akwaAki. Kodwa uvuyo losapho aluyi kuba lude. Banamathela amaxesha aliqela, baya kufumana amaxesha amabini phambi kwento yokuba kukho i-snaps ye-Winkle kwiplanga, i-lacquer enesithsaba ... Ngokubambisa, xa i-tac, xa i-TACURE isuka eIkea Kwiingelosi zakho (kwizinto onazo ziya kuba zizithunywa zengelosi ezivela kwi-IKEA-UNGAVUMVU UKUZE AKUFUNI, AKUKHO MNYE WOKANGAMBI WOKUVULA, NOKUXELWA.
Ukucocwa
Ndikujikelezile ngesantya sezigqwirha, ihlathi lephepha liyanda, apho umhlambi wamakhiwane amancinci kunye nokungabi nangqondo kuyasebenzisana. Ngoku, ecaleni kwakho, kwithuba elingenatyala alinakuphefumla- nolinqamleza uThixo, uvele. Yintoni ekhoyo-ukugxothwa-nokuba ndimi kufutshane akucetyiswa. Intshukumo enye eyogqithileyo yenzekile ukuthoba isithandwa esikhutshiwe okanye ilahlekile i-cabochon enqabileyo enemitha ezimbini milime, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo uya kubulala. I-comrade yakho ebalaseleyo ngoku i-tops kunye namatshaba, kwaye ubomi bakho buyijelori epheleleyo kwaye, uxolo ngentetho, ukuqaqanjelwa.
Ukulungisa
I-knonit yindlela ye-esoteri yamandulo. I-yoga yokupholisa, kuba akuyomfuneko ukuba ihlale kwindawo ye-lotus, kunye neNirvana, i-Italic, ibonelelwe kwaye i-affaina engapheliyo njengeatom. Ngoku awufumani nantoni na kweli lizwe lingameleyo. Kwaye ukuba ezinye ii-scoundrels zisabonisa kwaye zikhuthaza ngesandla - oku akuyodwa, gadu. Le yimoto yakudala: kwiinyanga ezimbini yonke imihla ukulinganisa iisentimitha ezimbini ze-gum, emva koko utshintsha umxholo kwaye uchithe lonke iNafig.
Umnqamlezo
Aba bahlobo bangaphambili bakuxelele: "Makhe sitshone ngolwesihlanu!" Namhlanje abantu osebenza nabo bathi: "Thenga umqamelo waseVervaco kwaye uya konwaba." Abo baphambi kwakho: "Ngaba ndiyicacile isuphu?" Ngoku ukhathazekile: "Lo makisha akazange ayeke!" Ungakuqonda ngoku ngesichazi-magama. I-Wafflka ayisiyo isidlo, kodwa ilaphu, i-gypsy ayiseyintombazana kwindawo engaphantsi, kodwa inaliti. Kunye ne-soothes yemfazwe. I-soothes, ndatsho !!! Ngubani i-rzhet apha, ngoku ii-hops ziyanyibilika !!!
Ubhaka
Uya kuqalisa ukunika zonke iintswela, iimveliso, iibhabhathane kunye nee-kittens. Nokuba abayifuni. Lowo ufumana intliziyo evakalisa intambo enerediyo enereji kwaye ayibambeki intliziyo ebudeni beemvakalelo, loo mngcatshi kunye nonqulo. Ixesha elingaphezulu, okujikelezileyo kuya kuqala kakhulu. Kuba uphambi kwabo kwaye siyahlanya, kwaye siyahlanya, kwaye uyawugungqa ...
I-wallow
Uboya obuhlekisayo, njenge-Komondor ye-Komor, kunye neenaliti, njengerhamncwa le-daike, musa ukoyika nabani na: slutter, ukutshixiza kwaye ungcungcutheka. Kwaye ngeqhinga ngeqhinga, phendula izwi likaZakharova: "Abahlali bakaVoyaent. Iivazi zeRussia ezilula. Yintoni eza kunika, isuse. " Kwaye lonke uhlobo oluhlobo lubonisa ukuba ukuvuma ukutshintshela into elungileyo.
Ukuthoba
Ujikeleze inkungu, i-stench kunye ne-alkali. Abamelwane bafikelele ukuba akukho namnye umntu onokufa eflethini, njengoko amasinzi. Kwaye emva koko uye kubo yonke le nto kwi-respitor kunye nomtshayelo weRosemary kwinqindi le-sweaty. Uphume, kwaye ngenkangeleko yakho oyibonisa ukuba abagxeki - kwisepha. Kwaye kwangaxeshanye awukaze uhlekise, kodwa, ngokuchaseneyo, kubaluleke kakhulu. Ngenxa yokuba i-SEF-SOAP enobubi be-eco-e-OFE ngohlobo lwentliziyo ayisiyo joke, kodwa yinxalenye ebalulekileyo yokuba kunye nendawo. Kwaye ngokubanzi, ukuba uThixo wayenosuku lwesibhozo, ke uyazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba uza kudala.
I-Livery Livery
I-catics intle, kodwa ayikho okwangoku. Intsusa yangoku kufuneka iqale ubuncinci intambo enkulu. Kwaye ilunge ngakumbi kunezibini-ngeliso kwinto yokuba kungekudala kuya kubakho amakhulu amabini. Kwaye ilunge ngakumbi - i-tarantula. Hayi, inkukhu. Kwaye inyanzelisa i-california ye-california. Ngokufanelekileyo, zonke ngoko nangoko. Ufika ekhaya, kwaye bayakhawuleza. Iigobolondo ezifakwe phantsi, umlenze wengxowa yomlenze, iChitin yenzakalise. Kunye nabo. Kukho nabani na ukuhlamba kwabo kuba abantu abaqheleyo baqala ukudlula kwicala lakho.
Izityalo zasekhaya
Kwikhattpt yakho soze ujonge imitha yelanga. Ngokufanelekileyo, bazama. Kodwa kuqala, badibana nebhetri ye-cactic ebiwe ilanga, emva koko sinezityalo ezilishumi elinambini, "ukhetha indawo eqaqambileyo, kodwa epholileyo," kwaye ekugqibeleni uphefumlela kwinani lezityalo. " Kodwa ngeentyatyambo zihlala zizonwabisa. Ngamanye amaxesha bayabhloka nento engathandekiyo kwaye inyikima, le yiholide enkulu. Ngamanye amaxesha iziqhamo kwishelufa ephezulu ngaphezulu kwento enamathele. Ngamanye amaxesha babambelela ekudluliseleni i-barly barley egulayo kwaye u-Urea ubuzwa ngelizwi lomntu oqhelekileyo. Ebusuku, umyeni uyakhwaza. Uphupha ukuba uZamiculkasi uyambona. Kwaye ayimangalisi loo nto. Ewe, emva kwemini, babela ioksijini. Nasebusuku, bamtyumza, banomdla - y-uh!