Amadoda okwenyani athetha ngoobani abafileyo: okanye kakuhle, okanye akukho nto. Kodwa hayi, hayi, kwaye bazama. Kwezi ngongoma ugubungela eyona nto inamandla.
Ucinezela intanda yakho ngokwakho nayo yonke imilenze kwaye ucinga - Nkosi, yam encinci, uye waphila njani kuyo yonke le nto? Uzuko kwindalo iphela, uye wadibana nam. Kwimbuyekezo yomgubo otshintshileyo. Andikho kwaphela:Umfazi uManiac
Khumbula imbali yooKumkani "iMiseri"? Apho kukho umbhali otshixelwe ekhaya kwaye waphula imilenze yakhe ngesando, ngenxa yoko wasebenza kuye. Nantso iMilesela langaphambili langaphambili kwaye lo: mna, hlalani, injani ibhiya, musa ukucutha, ndiyakuyala, ndiza kufela ngaphandle kwakho. Amadolo amemeni aphule isando se-mekhopporic-ekunene ekhohlo ephila.
Ibhinqa laManzi
Uye wakhala ngalo lonke ixesha! Ndixhonywe kwiikhilogramu ezingamashumi amathandathu kwi-guy kwintamo yam kwaye ndasuswa ukusuka apho, njengexhama elibuhlungu. Ndibuhlungu kakhulu, ndabandezeleka, ndacinga ukuba ndophula ubomi bakhe kwaye ndamenza angonwabanga. Kwaye akazi nje ukuba wonwabe. I-rumen, hayi i-baba, emfutshane.Ihagu yabasetyhini
Uye wahamba shaggy, wasasazeka izinto kwaye walala phambi kwelaptop. Ngobunye ubusuku kwicala lam le-rainey ehamba ngenkohliso kwi-cookie. Ndide ndizihlambe izihlazo. Ngaba luthando?
Umfazi uAlkash
Endaweni yokuthatha kwam ekhaya emva kweeholide zabanye abantu, wayesela naye, kunye nam. Kwaye ayiboni nje, kwaye i-vodka. Kwaye hayi nje i-drank vodka, kwaye amaxesha ambalwa nam ndicule nabahlobo bam. Zithini iingxaki?
I-Wir-trash
Wayehlala engenanto yakunxiba. Ndikwimisebenzi emithathu ekuseni ngobusuku ngaphandle kwempelaveki, ngaphandle kweholide, ngaphandle kwe-prolon, kwaye uthengile ibhegi. Kunye nezihlangu. Kwaye ngoba? Injalo loo nto kuba wayenento eqinisekileyo ngayo.Umfazi pila
Oku kuhlala kunjalo kwaye yonke into ibingalunganga. Kwaye ndinomvuzo omncinci, kwaye ngesondo andikho, kwaye nomthi weKrisimesi wayiphosa ngexesha. Ngoku ndinazo izinto ezikhoyo, ndithandaze, ndithandazela, mntwana wam omtsha.
Umfazi uthandabuza
Uye wanika ii-odolo ngelizwi elingathandekiyo, kwaye zonke izinto ezinqabileyo zekhoboka lam zilawulwa ngokukodwa ngumgaqo-nkqubo (ufuna isini - coca amazinyo, umzekelo). Wabuhlupheka, phayaa uye kwidemob.Umfazi osisidenge
Ekuqaleni ndaye ndamdaka kakhulu: "Owu, andikhange ndicinezele nantoni na," kodwa xa wabiza isitshixo sam kwishumi elinambini lalishumi elinambini "lento encinci enomngxunya" - ndophule. Makubulele ukuba akazange abulale. Idiot.
Unjingalwazi wasetyhini
Umfazi obhinqileyo, usekwisintshontsho yeqhwa. Uye walungisa iimpazamo zam kwiileta. Kwatsho njalo iitoti. Kwaye ujonge ukuthoba. Inkunkuma eyomeleleyo-inkunkuma.Ibhinqa elikumntu olulula
Wanditshintsha. Mna! Kulungile? Oku, kunjalo, ayisi luluhlu olupheleleyo, kodwa nkqu noloyiko oluyothusa. Inkwenkwe yam ihlwempu. Kulungile ukuba andifane!
Alexandra Smilanskaya