Umsebenzi wakho uyakucaphukisa? Yinto eqhelekileyo, uyawuthoba wonke umntu. Ewe, ngaphandle kokuba kuphela abahleli beepics kukwazi ukuthambeka nemigaqo, kuba sinomhlali ngalo lonke ixesha, isizathu sokuba sitshintshe indibano ixesha elide kwaye singaphangeli. Kodwa ngokubanzi-wonke umsebenzi ocaphukisayo, nokuba umntu omthandayo - kuba ngosuku olunjalo, ungakanani ?!
Kwaye ukuba isigulana siphelile-ngokuqinisekileyo kuya kufuneka ufumane isizathu sokugxothwa kwaye- "ndiyi Nkululeko - i-AH, njengentaka ezulwini - Ah!". Mkhulu! Okokuqala kufuneka uqiniseke ukuba isizathu sokugxothwa asiyonto yesixhenxe. Kuba ezi zizizathu zobudenge.
1. Umphathi wakho-idiot
Mhlawumbi kukho uhlobo oluthile lwelebhu efihlakeleyo, apho imizimba ikhule kwii-tubs zovavanyo nge-Boo-GIS (into yebhayoloji. yithi? Nokuba zimbini? Kuphela, ubunenoveli ethandekayo, enye yayinguNyesha kunye ne-wissik, kuphela akenzanga i-crocodile engalunganga? okufanayo. Uyawuqonda lo mthetho we Indalo: Amanzi amhlophe ekhephu, amanzi amanzi, abaphathi - i-idiots. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, i-intiot ayikhupheli i-ofisi ibe phantsi, i-stinky, nceda.
2. Inkampani impumelelo
Kwaye, kunjalo, awunakuphakamisa amehlo akho ekuhlekiseni ubuso ngoogxa babo. Ububi, i-goblins. Baphalaliswa ke, amaJuda, ukuze bangabi nakumkhohlela. Uzolile! Ihlazo elivuthayo yinto engathandekiyo, kodwa ihleli nje. Kuya kudlula, akukho mfuneko yokubaleka uye ehlathini kwaye ulahlekelwe ngumsebenzi ngenxa yento engenantsingiselo. Iphindezela ngcono. Isimemo esivela kulo lonke ilizwe size silale kwigumbi elinye. Kwaye ngaphambi kokufaka i-boer yebhiya engafihlikiyo kunye ne-pua reene ngengulube etafileni. Nyuhni Garpa, Kvaang, Mwahahaha!
3. Kwaye inoveli eneqabane- iphumelele
Kwaye nje ukuba unyanzelwe ukuba uyibone mihla le ukujongana nayo, ke yonke i-akhawunti iyazi ngokuqinisekileyo. Isiqingatha sonyaka ubudala ukuba sazi, kodwa wonke umntu uthe cwaka kwaye uyakhulula iinkcukacha. Zifumene ukuzonwabisa, uVijuki wothuka! Uyazi, wonke umntu unedini lakhe. Ngoku ungavela kunye ne-rizzberives kwaye uphose itsheyithi kule terrarium. Kwaye bona, ukuba ndiqinisekile, ucinga ukuba le veli yeyakho ngobumnyama. Ekuqaleni ibinamagama nazo zonke ezo, aziqondayo. Ngokubanzi, wonke umntu wayenenoveli ngabantu osebenza nabo. Ezi ziqhelekileyo ze-devaccon rake.
4. Umyeni wakho ufumana ngokwaneleyo
Kwaye awunalo ixesha lokuqhayisa ngamehlo akho, njengoko uqala ukujikeleza iikopi ezintathu kuvuyo lwakho lwentombi. Kutheni le nto ufuna ikhabhathi yekhabhathi, uhleli ekhaya! Ngendlela, kuba uhleli ekhaya, emva koko ube nobubele, yonke ifama iziphatha. Ungumntu wakho owondle, ukubonwa, Kumkani, njengokumkani. Ungangeni emntwini ekuhendweni, eh? Ngokufanayo, uya kugxothwa ukuba abe nesimo sengqondo esingcolileyo ngawe, kwaye umsebenzi uzakujonga ngokungxamisekileyo, ukutya ukuba utye ntoni. Ngaba uyayifuna?
5. Ufuna ukuchitha ixesha losapho
Umnqweno we-bousy! Urhulumente uyakuxhasa kwaye akuvumela ukuba uthathe ikhefu lokuya kubeleka. Nokuba zimbini. Okanye ezintathu. Okanye malineleke kangakanani. Ngokubanzi, unokunikezela usapho ubuncinci iminyaka eli-10 ubudala, eyona nto iphambili kukuba nexesha lokuqonda umntwana omtsha ngexesha. Inokugxothwa, kunjalo, kodwa ngandlela ithile ihlazo. Kuba ukuba awuyi kugxotha-i-chef iya kuba nomsindo. I-Avenue inkosi yazo zonke iingcibi zakhe ziluncedo kakhulu, iphucula ukugaya kwaye iphumelele umgangatho wobomi.
6. Yonke into ejikeleze iRetina, kwaye wena - D'Ardagnan
Ubudlelwane kunye noogxa sisihloko esigulayo. Iqela elingenampilo labatshayo kunye ne-patrailogical liya kunciphisa zonke iintsholongwane, kunjalo. Ukuba awukhuli ngokwakho iDragonflower Dragon. Kwaye kuyimfuneko ukuyinyusa. Kuba akukho nto yokuba iqela elitsha aliyi kuba yingqokelela yamaNazgglov kunye needema, kunye nokuvela ngokutsha kukaVladika Isahluko sentloko sentloko. Uloliwe ngelixa kwiikati. Iya kuba luncedo.
7. Akukho ndawo ukukhula
Esi sisizathu. Ukunganyamezeleki ukuphumla kwiglasi yophahla-oomatshini bokugcina ubisi. Kodwa ngaphambi kokubhala ingxelo ngesicelo sakho, fumana indlela yokubuyela umva. Ngomsebenzi-omnye umsebenzi. Kwaye emva koko kunzima ukuba kukhule xa kungekho nto yokutya. Njengokuba kunjalo, kungcono ukuthoba isikhundla esinjalo.
