Ukuthandana kunye nokudlala nge-Intanethi-le nto iyingozi. Akubonakala ngathi akukho nto injalo, kodwa le nkqubo iyalibazisa kwaye inokuba sisisongelo sokwenyani somtshato wakho. Pics.ru uyazi ukuba ungafiki! Sukutshixwa emthombeleni: Ukuqhekeka - awukwazi ukubamba!
Gcina isixhobo sakho
Kwindlu yangasese, umphefumlo kunye nokulala. Ukuba kwinqanaba elingalunganga uya kuyivula umyalezo womxholo wexesha elizayo kwi-WhatsApp kwi-WhatsApp kwi-WhatsApp kwi-"dideharyxxx" iya kuba neentloni. Kwaye emva koko bonakalisa inkolelo yokuba yincwadi yakho eqhelekileyo ye-Amateur malunga neHarry Potter!
Khetha ixesha
Xa unomyeni wakho kunye, ungavumeli islack kwaye ungayi kwincoko! Uncumo oluyiphupha kunye nokukhanya okuqaqambileyo, kunjalo, kulungile, kodwa ngexesha lesidlo sangokuhlwa sosapho kumamanokomkisa kunokubangela ukrokrela.
Sika i-tinder yakho!
Ubuncinci okwexesha lokulala! Khumbula! Utshaba luphupha, kodwa lungalali!Fihla bonke ubungqina
Ukusela izicelo zokuthandana kwiqela lezicelo phantsi kwe-bing "impilo yam" okanye "ukutya" okanye into engenabungozi. Nangona, njengokuziqhelanisa nemidlalo yehlabathi bl * ukufa, umyeni wakho uyakufuna ngokukhawuleza ipizza kwifowuni yakho. Akukho nto imele ukuyenza: Amehlo e-slam kwaye izele yonke into kwi-vill vir.
Yinyanzela isizathu
Kwimeko yokuba ubanjiwe kwezopolitiko, fumana izizathu ezimbalwa ezibonakalayo. Umzekelo, kwi-tinder, ujonge imbumbulu eshushu yomhlobo wakho obenziweyo. Ukuze ikhekhe kwikeyiki ihamba kunye nokusasaza i-vertetti. Ewe, kwi-cottage ngoJanuwari. Ke ngoku?
Sukushiya amanqaku
Emva kokufunda yonke into ukuba itshise! Oko kukuthi, susa! Zonke izithunywa zeSMS, iileta, imbeko nesidima sokufota. Kulungile, thetha ngokuphinda ufunde, ukukhala, kodwa emva koko utsha!
Suxoka
Ukuba ukhokela imbalelwano engafundiswanga kunye ne-apollo ye-apollo malunga nesini esinqwenelekayo kwinyanga entsha, akufuneki ukuba uthini ukuba bayayifumana imbewu kwigadi. Ayikufanelekanga nje, kholwa.
Musa ukukhawuleza
Sukutsiba kwaye ungabi nexhala xa imiyalezo emitsha iza. Yilale njenge-boa. Isibini esinemifanekiso enobuhlobo kunye nokuluma i-crocodylin. Awunako ukuqeqesha ubuchule! Awunakho ngokupheleleyo - usike isandi. Kukonke. Kunye nokuzihlaziya kunjalo!
Konke ukwala
Nokuba ubanjiwe. Kwakungekho nto! Kwaye indawo ivulekile- ke le ntengiso iya kuvulwa xa ubona uthotho! Igama lothotho kunye neyelenqe lingalunga ukwazi.
SUKUFUNDI
Abalandeli bakho ababonileyo akufuneki nantoni na ngawe, ngaphandle kwegama lentsomi. Nokuba bayathembisa ukuthumela abaphambukeli abazizigidi nge-roses, iidayimani zosapho kunye nePoddy Pony Pony. Wena kwaye ngaphandle kwe-pony uphila kakuhle.
Musa ukugqogqa
Isimo esisigxina semincili se-Fihla: Amehlo akhanya, abafundi bayandiswa, jonga ukubhadula. Ke zigcine ezandleni zakho! Okanye uthi i-phytria yakho entsha yinto nje! Ke i-sausage! Kwaye ukuba usatshaya!