Kulula ukuba sithi umhlobo wakho okanye ngokwakho xa ubudlelwane kunye ne-asshole sele bukroliwe kwaye yonke inyani malunga nokuhlala kunye iyazi: "Hee, Amehlo akho?" Ingqondo engasemva yomelele yonke, kwaye yonke into ibonakala icacile kwaye icacile. Kodwa yintoni ethintela ukufezekisa yonke into ngaxeshanye? Sibambile njani ngokwasebudlelwaneni kubudlelwane kunye nesizathu sokuba singaqondi ukuba lixesha lokuba uphume kubo? Iingcali zengqondo njengoko zilandelwa ngumbuzo kwaye zabeka yonke into ejikeleze ishelufa.
Esi sisiphelo!
Okokuqala, ubudlelwane buphuhliswa ngokukhawuleza. Ewe, kwaye oko akuthothayo okunene, yena, kunjalo, uluthando olubalaseleyo ekuqaleni, kwaye yonke imiqondiso yokuba ilungiselelwe. Wena, isidenge, mhlawumbi, ungaqondi!Okwesibini, izicwangciso zikaKavalera zezona zinto zityhafileyo, ezinzulu kwaye zifikelela kude. Uzimisele ukutshata, ngamanye amaxesha ngokukhawuleza. Ngamanye amaxesha ngaphezulu-ukuba nabantwana (kunye nabazukulwana, ukuze bangaphumli). Ukususela ngoko abantu, ngokuchaseneyo, qinisa i "qinisa i" qinisa "inqanaba lolwalamano olungapheliyo, kangangoko kunokwenzeka, ukubaluleka kwabafazi abaninzi kuyaboleka.
Ngendlela, ngamaxesha athile, i-Asshole ithi inyani. Uzimisele ukutshata. Iya kumvumela ukuba athathe umfazi ophantsi kolawulo. Kungenjalo, eyona njongo yakhe iphambili kukuthintela kwaye inganikeli ixesha lokucinga. Ke, i-asshole isebenza imvumelwano elandelayo.
Umhla njengenoveli
Rhoqo i-asshole yingcali nje yemihla emimangalisayo kunye naluphi na uhlobo lokuthandana. Uvela kwabo balala ngoko nangoko ngumfazi onemincomo, enothando kunye neentyatyambo.
Ukuba unemali eyaneleyo, i-asshole iya kuqesha kwiindawo zokutyela kwaye ithenge "izipho ezibambekayo. Ukuba imali ikhutshiwe, iwaka lezinto ezincinci ezintle ziya kunika ibhayisekile kwibhayisekile kwinduli ethile ekhethekileyo, ukusuka apho umbono omangalisayo nowodwa uvula ekutshoneni kwelanga.
Ingxaki kukuba kwaye i-hyperemologic thanda izinto eziziphatha ngolu hlobo, yintoni ngoku, hit kwinyani entle, ngokukhawuleza?
Ubomi kunye ne-asshole ayisiyo i-cage kunye ne-swamp
Owu, kuya kuba lula kangakanani ukuyiphawula le ngozi ngexesha ukuba yonke into yenzeke ngobukhali kwaye ngokukhawuleza! Umnyango wavutha, i-lattice rod isangqa. Emva koko uya kubaleka. Kodwa i-askhole ithathelwa ingqalelo kwaye i-sucks enjenge-swamp. Kancinci, ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwaye kubonakala ngathi akukho miqobo.Ngamaxesha athile kuya kuphelisa ukuba okanye yonke into ejikelezileyo isukelwa yingozi ongayiboniyo - kwaye ukhubekile ukuba ufuna ukuthambisa nomntu othandekayo, okanye wena ubona ingozi xa wonke umntu ngeenxa zonke Unayo indoda - kwaye ke awunamntu wokunceda.
Ngendlela, akunakukuvumela nabani na ukuba anganxibelelani, i-asshole ithembekile malunga nokwamkela ...
Ukufakwa
I-asshole ihlala ibukhali, ibukrelekrele kwaye icekeceke, ene-dosage dosses yobutyazeli kunye nokuthandana kunciphisa ixhoba kubantu abasondeleyo kuye. KuMama. Kudade. Ukusuka kumhlobo osenyongweni. Ukusuka kumntakwethu. Kubani na.
Akathandi xa kukho abantu bamanye amazwe, unoloyiko. Akayithandi into yokuba nonke niya kwenye indawo yedwa. Kwaye hayi, akafuni ukukhwela nawe. Ngokubanzi, akukho zindlu ekhaya? Okanye akulungile ukuba uchithe ngokuhlwa kunye?
Kubonakala ngathi, emva konxibelelwano kunye nonxibelelwano, kufuneka kubi kakhulu kuye, uyakuva ukuba uyakuva, uyakuva. Ufuna ukutshabalalisa ubudlelwane bakho obumangalisayo. Intombi iyakuchaphazela kakubi. Lixesha lokuba ube ngumntu omdala. Kufuneka sicinge ngakumbi malunga nosapho.
Awudingi umatshini wokuhlamba, hlamba izandla zakho, ngcono (kwaye ixesha elide, kwaye ke kuya kubakho ixesha lezixhobo). Musa ukuhlala kwi-Intanethi, uya kuba mandla.
Ewe kunjalo, i-asshole iphantse iqinisekisa ukuba inkosikazi ayisebenzi- okanye ayisebenzi kwindawo apho anokwenza ukuba abahlobo nomntu, abaya kufumana imali elungileyo (enokuba ngumyeni) okanye Ubuncinci ukulala uchithe ubusuku (emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kuya kuba njalo, apho ukuhambisa khona xa kuqhekekile). "Umfazi wam akazukusebenza, uya kuba sekhaya!" Okanye kwakhona "Aningakhange ninelele ekhaya?"
Akumele ubeke kufutshane, ngaphandle kwento. Akufanelanga ukuba ubendawo yokuhamba ngeengxaki zakho. Ngendlela, uninzi lwama-Eleeles ayarholela abafazi kwaye bachukumise ukuba bachukumise. Kwaye amaphupha nabantwana. Kuba umfazi onomntwana bekunzima ngakumbi ukubaleka.
Gazalatik
Ucinga, akukho lula kakhulu ukweyisela umntu oqhelekileyo ukuba umnyama mhlophe, uburharha bukhathalelo, kwaye abantu bomthonyama ngabangabaziyo ngokupheleleyo? Kodwa oogqirha bengqondo bathi, mfazi okrelekrele nawe ozimeleyo kakhulu unokubanjwa konke konke. Eyona nto iphambili kukuba yanele kwaye kwangaxeshanye ukubonisa "iinjongo ezintle", zithi yonke into ilula kwaye icacile, kwaye ayibonakali into kuwe, ingeyiyo.
Umntu sisilwanyana sentlalontle kwaye, ngaphezulu, sithandana. Oku kuthetha ukuba wena (kwaye ngokubanzi, sonke sinotyekelo lomnye okanye omnye umntu ukuba alungiselele ulusu ngemali mboleko ebantwini (okanye umntu), angabinamntu ngamazwi esimthandayo. Uthando luhamba ngesandla kunye nentembeko, kwaye uyisebenzisa i-asshole.
Ukuba awuzange uvele kwikota yokuqala, funda inqaku lethu lakudala. Ngoku siza kudibanisa ngokufutshane - ngaphandle kokukhanya kwegesi, iiholide zeAsikele ekuhlaseleni (iimvakalelo zakho, amaxabiso akho, iitalethi zakho kunye neetakethi zeZihlazo), zinokuba yinto eqhelekileyo, kwaye awunakuba njalo Uyayifuna, isidenge.
Ukuba i-asshole ibeka yonke into ngaxeshanye, ngekhe uthenge, ngokwemvelo. Kodwa isebenza ngendlela eqinileyo, ngokungekho mthethweni, ukubala kwaye ngokuthe ngcembe, emva kweminyaka emithathu yobomi kunye ne-askhole yabanye abafazi akunakwenzeka. Abaqinisekanga, babelana ngezimvo zabo ngebenokuba babambelele ngaphambili, kwaye benze nto ngaphandle kwemfuno yomyeni wakhe, ekhaya okanye ngaphandle kwendlu.
Imnandi kwaye imbi
I-askhole ayisebenzi (ngakumbi ekuqaleni) i-whip enye, une-gingerbread elungile. Uhlala edlala ngendlela esethu kwityala kubudlelwane obukhulu, kumathemba ethu okona kulungileyo kwaye, kunjalo, eluthandweni.
Ukuzisa iinyembezi, intuthuzelo. Ukubetha okanye ukugculelwa, ii-quards kwaye zilungele "i-honeymoon" (i-honeymoon "rhoqo okanye ngeveki) kummoya wothando uqobo. Ukuziqwebela enye (yeklasi enomdla okanye iiklasi zokudanisa), ukudumisa ngaye (ingeniso okanye ikhuselekile kumandla ayo "ekhaya" Kwaye, ngesiqhelo, ukuzama kakhulu ebhedini. Ngaye, i-orgasms yethu yindlela yokuchaza kwaye yonke into ibonakala ngathi ukuba ilapha umntu ayixoki, kulapha apho siyibona inyani ngolwalamano lwethu ...
Sonke siyayazi ukuba akukho ubudlelwane obungenasifu kunye neengxabano zenzekile phakathi kwabathandi. Uyadlala ngale nto. Umahluko, njengabe njalo, kwizinto. Kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu - ngenxa yoko. Ukuxhomekeka komfazi ngokupheleleyo, ngokukhethekileyo, kunye nokukwazi ukonwabela ukuxhatshazwa kwixhoba, ukuhlawula imisebenzi yokwenza uluntu kunye nobabini.