Nyusa inkwenkwe-inomdla kwaye iqaqambile, yonwabisa kwaye iyingozi, yoyikisa kwaye ihlekisayo. Ngokubanzi, le nkqubo ihlala ikuyila kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo inobubi. Kwaye hlalani hlala "entloko" Qaphela malunga nenkwenkwe yethu ", eya kuvusa ezinye iindlela kule ndlela ixineneyo!
Ukuba ngumhlobo kunye naye
Ewe, i-Sidiacs inamaqabane awo-kwaye kuya kubakho iqhekeza le-Rex ethembekileyo noDMemka ukusuka kwimnyango yesibini-kumqhubi wesilivere kunye ne-palych kwicandelo. Kodwa umzali, onokuthi uxoxe ngayo ingxaki ebantwini, ukonwaba ngaphezulu kwehlaya kunye nokwakha i-vigvam ngowona mhlobo uphakamileyo emhlabeni.
Yibakho kodwa kumgama othile
Kukho ubuso obutshisayo kunye nokulinganisa. Kwelinye icala, inkwenkwe ivele imvakalelo yokuba uyodlula idrum, kwaye abantu abadala abasoloko beyazi indlela yokuphelisa. Kwelinye icala, siziinkosa zokujoyina indawo ye-joke edumileyo malunga "Misha, ekhaya!" - "Ndiqabile, mama?" - "Hayi, ufuna ukutya!"
Ukupha
Ewe, ayiyi kuthi cwaka ukuba icamngce kwikona, ayithuli. Kwaye ukuba kunjalo, kunokuba sisizathu sokudimaka kunzima ngalo mbandela, nokuba yonke into nomntwana ilandelwe. Ulwalathiso loxolo yinto yethu yonke kwimiba yabantwana kunye namandla. Umdlalo kwiRobin Hood, Ibhola ekhatywayo, Aikido. Ayenzi ingqondo yokuqhuba ibe ngamacandelo athile: makazame kwaye afumane enye apho iya kukhawuleza.
Nika imbonakalo yokutya kwaye uya kusongelwa ngokuthwala
Olunjani lona baninzi bakonakaliseko lwenzako lwenzako lokwenzakalisa, ibhodi, ibbbble, ukuba ihambe ... kodwa zingaphi iimvavanyo ezinokufikelelwa kwaye zikhuselekile.
Sukuyiqhuba kuwe
"Amakhwenkwe akalibi", "Ungumntu", "njengomkhuseli wexesha elizayo." Kwaye ke: Ah, Ah, amadoda ahlala amabhinqa amancinci. Ewe, ewe, kuba "yinyani yenyani" yoxinzelelo kuphela ukuba ngumsi nasekuseleni. Awaye amazwi abantu asemntwini, okanye iinyembezi ukuba akhuphe i-Taboo eqhutywa ukusuka kwi-diaper ... ithembekile ke ukuba ithi: "Ishishini lamadoda okwenyaniso sisifo sentliziyo, nyana."
Mnike ithuba lokugcwalisa amaqhekeza akhe
"Ay-Yai, Wawa uya kuba"-Ingabaphulaphuli inkcubeko eguqulelayo. Ngokwengqondo, i-peas eludongeni. Into kufuneka ihambe ngamava akho, kulusu lwakho - emva koko uqhuba. Amadolo aqalisiweyo aya kuba. Kuya kubakho ukutyumka ukubiza. Iya kuba yincwadana yomdwebi wokuthintela inkathalo engaphumelelanga. Kuzo zonke iindlela zobomi, iindiza aziyi kukhululeka.
Cacisa imithetho
I-Logic yamadoda yeyona nto icekeceke kakhulu emhlabeni, hayi? Ke intsingiselo emva koko ukuqhuba i-BOMMMRD YOKUGQIBELA "Kuyimfuneko", "Awuyi kuqonda", "Ngesizolo, kodwa ngoku -? Ewe, kunjalo, kwaye ingqondo enyulu ingaqhekeka - ukungaqondakali kunye nokungaqiniseki. Kodwa i-genyane yengqondo yengcinga yendoda inesimo esomelela.
Sukunqumla
Veza okanye uxelele lo mfo ukuba umncinci kakhulu kwaye usisidenge kwaye akukho nto iza kwenzeka kuye - oku kuya kufuneka aphathwe ixesha elide kakhulu. Nokuzithemba ngubani na oya kumfaka umntu kwindawo eqhelekileyo ngaphezu kwenqanaba lolwandle? I-Psychoanalyst yemoto yemali?
Dibana
Akukho fomula yokubulala ngaphandle "hayi ishishini lakho." Akukho mntu uthetha malunga nokuphumeza yonke iminqweno: Asiyiyo intlanzi yegolide, kwaye ayingomntu mdala. Kodwa kwimeko apho lithuba lokungabeki phambi kwenyani, kodwa ukunika ukhetho - ukhetho lufanele ukuba lube njalo. Ewe, kwaye kwi "Mfazwe" yabantu abadala eziluncedo eziluncedo kunye nombuzo: "Kwaye ucinga ntoni, kungcono njani ukuyenza?"
Ukudumisa
Ngokweenkcukacha-manani, amakhwenkwe afumana izihlandlo ezibini kancinci avume izimvo zabantu abadala kwaye izihlandlo ezine izohlwayo. Ukungalingani ngokwesini.
Nika indawo eyaneleyo
Ngokucacileyo kwimo ebonakalayo, amakhwenkwe ifuna indawo engaphezulu kunentombazana yodidi olufanayo. Ukuyibeka njengehashe elincinci kwivenkile ekufutshane. Nokuba ihamba kancinci iqala ukutshintshela zonke iimpembelelo zakhe zibe ngamagajethi. Hee, yonke into egadini! Ngandlel 'ithile, ngempelaveki-ehlathini.
Nika umzekelo oyindoda
Kuyenzeka ukuba icacisa ukuba akulunganga ukukhohlisa, okanye umsi, okanye ufunge. Kodwa ukusuka ekuqapheleni iingcali, zonke ezi zinto zikhohlakeleyo Ukusebenza kweenkolelo zivela ngandlela thile. Kwaye "utata wam unokuthi!" -Oyena mntu ukhuthazayo. Ukuba unyana uza noMama, akukho nto iyoyikekayo - inkwenkwe mhlawumbi inabantu abadala ebusweni bomhlobo wakhe, okanye umalume, okanye utat'omkhulu, okanye ootitshala, okanye umqeqeshi. Amaqabane afuna ukuxelisa kwinto encinci.
Sukuhlazisa
Ewe, inkwenkwe ikwafuna i-curres, i-hugs kunye nasiphi na isisa sethole. Kodwa xa phayaa ngamanye amaxesha ufuna ukunciphisa idosi ye-mimi kwaye ayifuni ukubabonisa esidlangalaleni-akuyimfuneko ukudlwengula umntu. Ungumfana wakhe, naye, kwaye ungayithathi le nyaniso iyingozi. Ngomphefumlo. Nina nobabini.
Uqonde umhlaba wakhe
Usenokungabi nako ukuba ingenelele kuyo yonke into kuwe, indlela yokuphelisa umpu ngamarokhethi amane, kutheni ikrele lika-Omen, kwaye le ndawo ye-video ikwazile ukuzithoba ngepeyinti. Ewe, wena kwaye ukuba unqwenela, awuyi kufunda ngokuhamba ngokukhululekileyo apho kuvakala khona njengentlanzi emanzini. Kodwa ukubonisa umdla kunye nokukhumbula amaxesha aphambili, ungandwendwela ngokulula ukuba ayingomda womntwana, okungenani kwilandelayo. Kwaye ungahlali kwi-galaxy kakhulu.
