Ngaba ucinga ukuba ulinde i-honeymoon engapheliyo, ukulala kwi-snack yezilwanyana ezipinki kunye nokubalwa okungapheliyo kwimali yabaguquli bomtshato? Haha, nokuba kwenzeka njani! Umtshato unzima kwaye ngenkohlakalo.
- Kwenye indawo phakathi kokuthumela iringi kunye noyilo lwemali mboleko yemali uze uqalise ukubhala ngomnyango ovulekileyo. Musa ukuyeka incoko ngemil.
- Yintoni ofanele ube neentloni? Sele ucofe i-pimples nganye emqolo.
- Emva kokubonakala kwabantwana, ukulala kuba yimali eguqulweyo. Inokutshintshwa ngenxa yomzimba kunye nesondo.
- Malunga nexesha elifanayo kwidayari yosapho, apho khwela ukuloba, ngenyanga nesondo. Isondo yi "jaga-jag". Ngenyanga-le "Aunt ephuma." Ukuloba - Ewe, oku "kukuloba".
- Umyeni olungileyo kwifowuni uhlala egcina ifoto yeepads zamaphepha, osetyenziswa ngumfazi. Akaze aphoxe ngokukhetha, ukuba uAnti u-Aunt rose wafika ngequbuliso phambi kwendawo echaziweyo.
- Abantu abatshatileyo banokuphikisana ngokulula malunga nokuba baya kwicala elifanelekileyo, kwisantya se-150 km / h kwimoto. Ngokubanzi, ayicacanga ukuba kutheni umthetho uyivumela.
- Iipesenti ezingama-90 zazo zonke iimbambano zosapho-iingxabano malunga nokuhlamba, imali kunye nokungabonakaliyo kwi "Lowo pheshayo ukutsala indlu yangasese".
- Ngaba uyazi ukuba zeziphi iingxaki? Kulapho udlula kuye ngomnyango wangasese ngephepha lendlu yendlu yangasese.
- Ngubani othanda ngakumbi-umama okanye utata? Lo mbuzo uba ngunobangela wento engapheliyo, nangona kuthunyelwe ukhuphiswano.
- Awuyi kuthumela ifoto yakhe kwi-Facebook, ukuba kubonakala ngathi ukuba udubula ngandlel 'ithile kulo mfanekiso. Olu luthando lwenene.
- Ukuba umntu ovela kuwe utya i-pizza kuthetha ukuba, i-rits yesibini ihleli ngokutya okufudumeleyo.
- Unobangela we-90% yoqhawulo-mtshato ziingubo ezixineneyo kakhulu. Ngapha koko, imxinwa ithathelwa ingqalelo nokuba yingubo enebala lebhola ekhatywayo.
- Abantu abatshatileyo bayasiqonda isizathu sokuba yonke imiyalelo yokuhlanganisa iikhavathi ukusuka kwi-IKEA ikwabandakanye nokubonisana ngosapho kunye nomtshato.
- Isondo le-SMS yinkulungwane yokugqibela. Ngoku ukwindlela efanayo (kwaye ngenkanuko enkulu) Xoxa ngemenyu yesidlo sangokuhlwa.
- Iqhekeza lekhephu lekhekhe kwifriji ayisiyonto eyomileyo ye-cream. Olu luvavanyo lweTrasti.