I-10 yabahlobo bakhe abambi kakhulu ekufuneka unyamezele

Ndixelele ukuba ngubani umhlobo wakho, kwaye ndiza kukuxelela ukuba ungubani; Umhlobo osengxakini akasayi kuze abuye, akasabuzi; Asinayo ikhulu le-ruble, kwaye ndinama-100 abahlobo kunye nekhulu kunye ne-blah blah - malunga nokubaluleka kunye nokunyanzeliswa kobuhlobo besixelela ubuntwana bakhe bonke abanamavila.

Asikhathali, kodwa abahlobo bakho abathandanayo abayi kuba ngabahlobo bakho. Kwaye kukho iintlobo ezilishumi ezimbi, ziqokelele apha ngezantsi, kwaye ihlala inyamezele, kodwa into ongayi kuyenza ngothando!

I-Carlson ehlala eluphahleni

Indoda ekuphiliseni amandla, okwazi ukuzisa iziphithiphithi ngakuye nayiphi na intsimi enye, kubandakanya nendlu yakho. Ingazi kakuhle ukucwangcisa umkhukula, hlula itafile, inkqonkqoza kwi-pots yeentyatyambo, ukwenza ngengozi ye-starsuette oyithandayo ye-Ming Decyy - le iyayazi indlela engcono ngayo. Uluhlu luqhubeke ngokungapheliyo.

Kwaye uhlala elamba! Ngaba wawonzakalise iiyure ezintathu kunye ne-hectic eshushu kwi-moroccan goose kwiresiphi yogogo olwenziwe nguRosulus? Khohlwa, uya kutshiswa kwiibhili ezimbini. Ikhekhe lebhiyozelayo? Iitapile ngamakhowa? I-Borers ngePampushki? Yonke into iza kunyamalala ngokukhawuleza emlonyeni wayo oqingqiweyo - awunalo ixesha lokuqhayisa, njengoko unokufumana ifriji yakho engenanto.

Umfundi kanaphakade

Uhlobo lwe-googoni, elineminyaka engama-30 ukusuka kwiminyaka engama-30 ubudala, inomdla kuphela kwisayensi, ngokukhethekileyo yisayensi kwaye ayikho enye into, ngaphandle kwesayensi. I-Baba, iimoto, isini, iziyobisi kunye nelitye kunye neengqengqelo zahamba ngeenxa zonke kwicala elikude kakhulu, elalingekaveli kwi-horon. Uthanda kakhulu kwaye ngaphandle kokufaka izimvo zabo zesayensi kunye nokonwabisa okuqwalaselo kuyo nayiphi na incoko.

Wena uthetha nje malunga nendlela yokusebenzisa ibrashi yamazinyo ngesondo, kwaye ilapha apha, kwaye ilapha, kunye nesofa yesofa, kunye nokuchukumisa iBanasaalia ... ". Shave!

Iplasti

Umfana ugxunyekile ngebhanti evuthayo. Rhoqo kwinkqubo yokulungiselela ishishini elitsha ekuhanjisweni kweethaphu zokuhlamba kungakude kakhulu, kuphuhlisa isicelo seselula sokukhangela kwi-challen kunye nendlela yokubhabha ngoncedo lomlomo I-HOPONIC kunye ne-terning yezihlangu zabasetyhini.

Kuyaphawuleka ukuba bonke obu buhla bobu bunyatheli abuzisi nepeni, ngoko ke uhlala nonina, ohamba kwi-T-shirt ye-Superman, eseleyo ukusukela kumaxesha e-fizmoy esikolweni kwaye agungxule imali kwibhiya yosapho lwakho.

I-chauvinist

Xa wanxibelelana naye, akayishiyi imvakalelo yokuba wayesemva kwexesha lokuzalwa - kwaye kubonakala ngathi kukho iinkulungwane ezidlulileyo, xa i-raricar eyoyikisayo ityhila i-buoy. I-Guqula nge-Frozen Plates I-Proses efana "Aba bafazi babetha ngokupheleleyo", "cwaka, umfazi, usuku lwakho luyindoda!", Kwaye ubona ubukho benyawo phakathi kweenyawo ze I-penis impumelelo ephezulu yendaleko, evumela ngokuzenzekelayo ukuba akakhathali ukubaphatha bonke abafazi kwisikhundla seNkosi yehlabathi. Kodwa siyayazi ukuba ulilahlekile nje.

UJONA

Uhlala enayo yonke into embi kakhulu. Yonke into. Iqela lalinyibilikisiwe, kurhulumente wethu, ezinye ii-idiots, le ntombazana yayihambile, ikhompyuter yaphuka, yonke i-sandbals ezibi, i-chef zadballs.

Ukuze ikholose ukuba kukho into entle ehlabathini, - umsebenzi awunakwenzeka: i-anecdote malunga "yaphukile" enye, kunye neyesibini ilahlekile ngaye. Ubuyisele imali yakhe, kwaye ufuna abahlobo bakhe bakhalaze ebomini kwakhona kwaye baphinde bahlaziye.

Rubha guy

Lowo mntu, xa unxibelelana nayiphi na ingqondo yakho, ubukhali kwaye buhle kwaye buyiseke kwakhona nakuphi na utshintsho olunxulumene nobudala obutshatileyo kunye nebhotile yePivasa, i-pivasa ishiya ingqokelela iziqhulo.

Kwisibini, ngokufihlakeleyoyisa ngasese uhlaselo lwe-porn, ngenxa yokulinganisa ilungu lomgca, uthelekisa imiphumo, kwaye udinwe kukuba ungafezeki ngenxa yokungafezeki kwehlabathi. Ulonwabo olwenzekanga kangako.

Stronk

Uhlala ethelekisa nentombazana eyayisade inkwenkwe yakho, kunye nalowo wayephambi kwakho. Uxela indlela endenze ngayo, evule ibhiya yakhe ngeliso lakhe okanye wagxotha kwiidemon eziluhlaza. Okanye, ngokuchasene noko, yayiyintsomi engafunekiyo ene-dinds, engazange iboniswe kwaye ayihambelani nephulo labo elidibeneyo lokuhlambela ngoDisemba 31. Okanye ukuxolelwa kwi-nyclear ye-Nuleary, itsiba neparashute kwaye idele yabakhonzazana. ELizwini, ibingcono kunawe ngayo yonke imisebenzi. Ngaba usemfanele? Kwaye - njani - Ngaba i-NINIGS?

Ukuchukumisa

Akakuthandi kwaye akazami nokuba nokuzama ukufihla: Kuhlala kujinga, ububi buthule kwaye bazama ukusiqulunqwa. Ukuba uyamphendula okufanayo - kuyakhubekiswa kakhulu, ukuqhubela umlomo osezantsi kwaye ususwe ngekratshi, ukhathazekile ngeyona mvakalelo ilungileyo, i-bitle, i-bitch, kwi-bitch, i-guy yayinguwuphi uhlobo lomfana ! ". Emva koko, njengokufumanisa inqanaba lokufumanisa ukufunyanwa, ukuxubushana naye wonke umntu aze adibanise abo bangahlali abaya kulala kumona kwaye bamenzele ibhegi yakhe echetyiweyo kwivili.

Ibhinqa

Kuwo onke amaqela, avela namantombazana ahlukileyo amagama awaziwayo nokuba ungazama ukukhumbula - abasalibazisa ixesha elingaphezu kwenyanga. Yonke into ihamba kakuhle kude kufike isigqibo sokuzoba ukuqaqamba kwakhe okuqaqambileyo. Akukho nto iphazamisayo, nokuba unomhlobo wakhe kane otshatileyo kubantwana abasibhozo, inja, intlanzi kunye nemali mboleko. Umdla wakhe kuwe uyafana nezi zibane ezisemantla kwaye kwenzeka ngethuba elingaphakisi ngalo naliphi na i-Logic, nangona ngamanye amaxesha ibhotile egqithisileyo ichaze yonke into.

Umgqobho wempundu

Ukuba uyayinyamezela, kwaye i-Nimes ayikabinzakalanga, jonga ukuba amaphiko ayagawula. Nzulu. Abantu abanodaka akufuneki banyamezele nakweyiphi na indawo yobomi babo, kwaye oko akuthethi. Kude kube ngoku, ayaziwa, nokuba unxibelelwano ne-asshole luvelelekile, kodwa kungcono ungabi semngciphekweni. Sonke satsho.