Emva kweholide ezinzima, ibhola yomlingo wethu wokuhlelwa ngumlingo wathi abantu bayamangalisa ngaphezu kwe-radical yomlingo. Kwaye ifunwa imbeko kunye neekati. Ukuzalisekisa, thina, ndiyayiqonda, asinikeli, kodwa iikati ziyavuya.
Ngaba uyazithanda iikowuti? Ngaba unayo ikati? Mfunde ngokuvakalayo.
ICapricorn
Le yikati enobuchule kakhulu kwaye inobuqhetseba kakhulu. Ukuthobela impumlo yakhe kwicebiso kunye nesitulo esingenamsebenzi ngokupheleleyo-uyakujonga ngamehlo, kwaye ukholelwa ukuba umyeni uginye i-upholstery. Okanye umntwana. Okanye indoda eza kudubula ukufundwa kwemitha. Mhlawumbi nditsho ndazikhulisa ndalibala. Kodwa hayi ikati, ikhulu leepesenti.
I-Capricorn I-Catcher Ithiyileyo iguqukayo, ngenxa yoko, ngaphambi kokuba ihambise iwadi, kuyimfuneko ukuxhomekeka kwesisombululo kwikati. Ixabiso eliphantsi liya kubiza. Kodwa ikati-capricorn inqabile ukuba i-itler entwasahlobo - nguye lothando, kuba uthando, nokuba lupholile kangakanani, lutshintsho. Kungcono ukutya, uqhelene kakhulu.
I-Aquarius
Ikati-Aquarius isesilwanyana. Ufuna inkosi ene-psyche kakhulu, enye into yekati iya kuthi ifumane amandla, umqamelo wakho kunye nemali yakho. Esi silwanyana sinokufuna ukutya, kwaye emva koko isiqingatha seyure simi ngelixa, sijonge isitya. Inkosikazi iqala ukujija, izama ukuqonda-wagula? I-Canity ichithwe? Indoda, hamba apha, ayidli, kwenzeka into eyenzekileyo! Kwaye ikati, kwaoko, ngokuzolileyo i-rzhet, ukubukela kuyashukuma. I-CAT-AQUARUS ine-applicance ephezulu kakhulu kwaye akukho sizela konke konke. Kwaye, ewe, ukuba, xa uthetha ngendlela yakhe, funa i-By Puw emlenzeni wam, ngokuqinisekileyo uya kungena emlenzeni we-shew. Kuba amakhoboka afanele ayazi indawo yabo.
Intlanzi
Iikati zentlanzi aziyishiyanga uqeqesho. Akunjalo ngenxa yokuba zincitshisiwe ngobukrelekrele, ngokuchaseneyo. Iintlanzi nje-iikati ziyayimisela imithetho yobomi babo bobabini kunye nobomi babanye. Ukuba ikati ifuna ukuba ngaphezulu kwentlanzi ebolileyo ukusuka kwinkunkuma, kufuneka uye ngqo kwaye, onqwenelekayo, uncedo. Kodwa sukuzama ukuma endleleni, ukuba kunjalo, ziindlela ezi tights. Kuba iintlanzi zekati zimisela imithetho ngokwayo, kunzima ukuthi ngqo ukuba kuya kubaphatha njani. Unokuthatha isigqibo sokuba iinkukhu ezingabamelwane ziya kuba. Okanye iya kuba bubomi bakhe bonke kwindawo yomlilo. Umsebenzi womntu kukuxabisa kwaye ungaphazamisi. Ukudumisa kwinkukhu efileyo kwimitha yokutyibilika okanye ngakumbi ngokutshabalalisa amalahle kwindawo yomlilo - ngokuzithandela.
I-aries
I-Aries-Aries-Itori encinci kunye nomlo oqinisekisiweyo wosapho porcelain. Ukusuka kwezinye iikati, ukwahlukileyo kwinto yokuba, ngokwaphula ixesha leMil, ayiyi koyikiswa ukuba ifumane amanqaku kwingubo kwaye yenza ngathi ayikho. IKitty-aries iya kuhlala kwi-epicenter yokuqhushumba kwaye, ishukuma ii-pawrs zesiqwenga samashumi amahlanu eedola, zijonga i-hostess enoyolo-zithi, kupholile njani?
I-Chehehers-Aries ayingoyiki ngokupheleleyo kwaye ayikhathali, ngoko ke iyingozi yokukhulula esitratweni. Yingozi kubamelwane baseDobebema. Ngenxa yokuba iikati ziya kuqhuba intloko yommelwane kwimilenze emlenzeni kwaye, ngokwenzeka, ijonge kwi-hostess - kakuhle, ithini umkhombe?
Ithole
Ngokuzolileyo kunye nekati edolophini, uninzi lwazo zonke luxabisa uxolo nentuthuzelo yakhe. Ukuba awuphazami kunye naye - Kulungile, uphila. Ngokwesiqhelo le khati ayinangxaki nokubantwana okanye iindwendwe okanye ezinye izilwanyana zasekhaya. Into ephambili kukuba akukho mntu ubanga kwisitya sakhe kunye nomqamelo wakhe. Enye into kukuba kufanelekile umntu (kubandakanywa ne-hostess) ukufaka isicelo sokuba i-Cat-Tatist ithathela ingqalelo eyakhe, ibandakanya i "Apocalypse": "Nantsi kuphela i-A I-Dumatologist i-Dumatologist icacisa: "Uyintoni iTiger?"
Amawele
Le yi-CAT enye etya "imvula" kumthi weKrisimesi. Hayi, ayingomntu konke konke, uyabuza kakhulu. Nokuba yintoni na oyenzayo (ngakumbi-ngakumbi isini), i-Twin Cat ngokuqinisekileyo iya kuza. Ikati yabantu abadala inokuqala nokuqalisa ukunika ingcebiso - kunye namawele onke, ikati kunzima kakhulu ukuba kuthi cwaka.
Eli ikati lidalwe nje lokuphakamisa ukuzithemba kwakho - kuya kusondela, ihlaze iinyawo, i-purr kwaye ivumela ukubethwa de uqwalasele iindwendwe zakho kwi-Amoric. Kodwa ukuba ngequbuliso, i-Twin Cat ayifanelekanga kuhlobo oluthile lomntu - qiniseka le ndoda, yeyona ilungileyo, shit. I-TWIN CATS ASISEKILE.
Umhlaza
Eli liqabane elifanelekileyo ngesisa sePanthers kunye nemvakalelo yentombazana ekwishumi elivisayo. I-ITSle-Umhlaza awukwazi ukwaphula nantoni na kwaye uzama ukungakhutsi umgaqo-ke ngenxa yendalo. Eli Caphu ibelana ngoluvo lwethu malunga nolwalamano olufanelekileyo phakathi komntu nekati: uyandibetha - i murlych. Imvakalelo yale ikati ishukunyiswa ziintsomi ezidolophini ngesihloko: "Igumbi lekati elilele apho, apho ndisenza buhlungu, kwaye ndaye ndayibamba ilali esondelayo. Okumangalisayo, ngokubanzi, ikati. Ukuba, kunjalo, awuthathi isigqibo sokuqala uhlobo lwesilwanyana sasekhaya. Kule meko, usoyikiswa ngokufumana ulusu lwakho lomntu, oluva ukuba uCarmen, xa uJosé, owayenomkhonto, watsala isitshetshe.
Ingonyama
Uzalelwe phantsi kophawu lwenkobe, ewe, inkosi yokwenene. Ngapha koko, hayi inkosi ye-Veeminali yaselunamazwi anamagqabi, kodwa eyinyani, ivela kwiYurophu yaseMveli, xa iibhola ezinobunkunkqele, xa iibhola ezinobunkunkqele zitshintshiwe ngeveki kunye ne-swamp. Oko kukuthi, namhlanje ingonyama yekati inokunyanyezwa yinyama kwaye ifuna isibindi, kwaye iveki ezayo iya kufuna ngaphandle kwentshukumo ePlinth, elinde imouse.
Le khaya, ngokomgaqo, inesisa, usapho luyayixabisa, kunye neendwendwe ezinesifo kunye neengxaki ezizodwa ezenzekayo. Ewe, ngaphandle kokuba uziva usasaza kunye nenyaniso yokuba abayithethi naye ngokulinganayo. Kule meko, ubungangamsha babo buya kuba neentloni ukuba bube ngumsindo, obukhoyo buyingozi, kuba kuba ookumkani bamandulo, kuba ngenxa yooKumkani abaphumeleleyo kuyaqhelekile ukuba baqhelane nokuqhuba ngokwabo.
Virgo
I-COERTAMIT, idla ngokuba yiGenius. Yintoni, yintoni, ekhokelela kwidolophu enkulu yehostele. Isoseji itywinwe? Ha ha ha. Ngokukhanya okufanelekileyo, i-cati daiden inamachaphaza, kwaye kukho i-polythylene ehlekisayo. Le khati ilula ngokulula kwaye isuse ngokuthembekileyo nayiphi na imiqobo. Yithi, ikati ifuna ukuba ube mbethe. Injalo ngoku. Kodwa awukwazi ukubetha - uxakekile izandla, wena, umzekelo, uKhuba. Iza kwenza ntoni enye ikati? Wayedla ngokuguqa emadolweni akho kwaye walala esandleni sakho. Kodwa i-cat-marady ties kwingcambu kwaye icinge ngobuchule - uyayityatyamba nje intambo. Le khati ngokubanzi inyula ngokuvakalisa iimfuno zayo kumntu ofikelelekayo. Ukuba itreyi, ngokwe-CAT, ayicocekanga, iya kuyenza kufutshane. Kuba ungayiqondi enye indlela.
Libra
I-Cat-Scales ihlala inja. Ikati inokukufuna izithende naphantsi kwesitrato. Unokubukela iwotshi njengoko uhlala ekhompyuter kwaye ulwe ngaphezulu kwetafile nge-Prese. Uya kukuzisela ngokupheleleyo isadu. Abahlobo banenzondelelo- yimfuneko, yintoni aqeqeshwa. Le yindawo nje, enyanisweni, ikati iqeqeshe. Uphethe i-wand kwaye ucinga: "Nkosi, waphulukana ne-wand yesithathu, kuba ndiyintoni na lo mnqamlezo?" Kwaye esitratweni usiya kuwe ukuze ulahlekile, wena, njengoko amava abonise, akabona kakhulu.
I-CAT-Scales inyamezelekile ayinakungqubana-ukuba indlu iqala i-rugan, ikati izakuzama ukumnqanda, i-zashipev kumacala omabini. Ngokubanzi, ibuhlungu kakhulu, kodwa abantu abakafezekanga ukuba isikali sekati.
I-Scorpio
Le yintshatsheli yekati. Ifenitshala yakho kunye namakhethini, enyanisweni, nje amaqokobhe emisemiweyo, nokuba ucinga ngale nto. I-CAT Scorpion ayinalo uloyiko ngokupheleleyo kwaye ithanda ukubeka umngcipheko, ungade ungabikho chmpungne. Ukuxhomekeka kwi-adrenaline kukhokelela kwiindlebe ezinyaweni kwaye zikhuselwe abamelwane babo. Imotto yekati ye-SCORPION: "Kukho ubomi obuphela" kuya kufuneka ndizame yonke into! " Ke ngoko, kuyavakala ukunciphisa ukufikelela kwekati kunye nayo yonke into eyoyikisayo, engalulanga ukuba uhlala ngaphandle kwesixeko. Kodwa oku kufuneka kwenziwe kuba ikati yimfesane.
Ngendlela, umlinganiswa wokulwa kunye nekhwele lokuzalwa kweKittika lihlala likhokelela kwinto yokuba kungekuphela kuphela iikati ezingabamelwane, kodwa nendoda yakho. Nangona kunjalo, ayinamsebenzi - umyeni akazisoli.
I-Sagittarius
Inkomo-isilwanyana esifunwayo. Okokuqala, ukhululekile kakhulu ukuhlala kwindlu yasedolophini, ngenxa yoko nakuphi na ukuvulwa komntu ngokungenantlonelo kukhokelela ekupheliseni okubambisanayo. Okwesibini, le Cati ihlala ilambile kwaye iyayazi indlela yokuqiniseka kakhulu kwaye ngokungxama kakhulu kwamehlo amakhulu angenalusizi kwabo banoxolo nge-ham. Amakhaya anyanzelekile ukuba ashiye amanqaku omnye komnye: "Musa ukukholelwa ikati, watya!" Ewe, kwaye okwesithathu, ii-Ibido Catics-Sagittarius zininzi kakhulu kangangokuba kubonakala ngathi sele ebuyile emkhosini. Ukusuka kuMkhosi waseNyakatho Korea, apho ukhonza khona iminyaka engamashumi amabini. Kwaye ukuba i-hostess ayincedisi isoyikiso le ngxaki - mayibe ihlawulwe, ihle nayo.
Irekhodwe ngasemva kwebhola yomlingo uAlexander Smilanskaya