Ekuqaleni kweenethiwekhi zentlalo, imbeko neqhayiya lazo naziphi na iingxaki bezingaphumeleli kwingxoxo ngakuye. Ayinamsebenzi ukuba i-macaroni ivutha, ngaba abantwana bakhala ukuba liphela iKhadi lokuFikelela (Dial-Up, Ngaba ukhumbula ntoni?), Ngewaye wakhawuleza waya kungenakuqondakala, Kodwa kuyakhubekisa: "Kuyabalwa i-drain!"
Sikhawuleze kancinci ukusukela ngoko kwaye sazi ubunzima bezizathu zokulula kunye nolonwabo ukwaphula incoko kwinethiwekhi.
Nasiphi na ityala lokwenyani
Ngokunzulu, nakuphi na. Kwaye eyona nto incinci, ezona zizathu zokukhankanya, zihamba.
Ngayo yonke intlonipho, ndiza kuyidinga zombini izandla zam ukuba zikhuphe isithende sam sasekhohlo, ngenxa yoko inyanzelekile ukuba ikushiye.
Kufutshane neMeddale
Umnxibelelanisi ovela kwimpikiswano (okanye ngokubanzi ngokudlulisa eli nqanaba) efudukele kwi-thrigis yakhe. Ewe, une-riplomas ezimbini, ezintathu zemfundo ePhakamileyo, abantwana abane (i-genius) nakwi-Intanethi, ayisiyo hukhry-Mukhra, kodwa ukusukela ngo-2008. Ngaba uyakoyika ukuba uyakwenza, uya kuthatha isigqibo sokuba awunayo into onokubhabha? Intuthuzelo: yena, nangayiphi na imeko, uya kuthatha isigqibo. Eyona nto ikhubekisayo ngayo iya kuthi ekugqibeleni ibonise inguquko enyanisekileyo kunye nokuncoma. Akamlungele, ke kuya kuba buhlungu kakhulu, ngaba uyadlala okanye hayi? Kwaye uphumle.
Uxolo, nceda, ndathatha ixesha lakho kakhulu. Ukuba bendisazi ukuba yindoda yeshishini, ngendingakugqithisi. Apha unefoto yekati. Uxolo!
Yilwa!
I-ProSlocutor Props kwaye waqhuma. Ndakhawuleza ndaya kuwo onke amatyholo, ndikhumbula izalamane zakho, amathambeka kaThixo kunye neyelenqe leMasoction- nayo yonke into kubudlelwane bakhe obunzulu. Ukuba uyathanda ukuwa, ungazibeka i-asterisk: enye, njengoko besitshoyo, ibhombu. Kwaye ukuba uyayazi imfesane, ke hamba uthe cwaka, ungazisi nengxaki. Sukuzama nje ukwabelana nabasweleyo ngequbuliso usike uvelwano. Apha kunyanzelekile ukuba ihambe ngokuthe cwaka. Wena nangemvelaphi yakhe ubonakala ngathi yingqondo yokukhanya kunye nokwanela.
Ukungalingani komzamo
Sele usizisile isicatshulwa, kwaye imithombo ibizwayo, umxholo wathetha, nomnxibelelanisi, imeko, yawa, kwaye yabanjwa. Kwaye iJavit kum, iMika, izimvo ezingakumbi izimvo, uqikelelo kwiminyaka engama-30 iphambili kunye nenkcazo yakho yegama elithi "i-Eukyota" ngamazwi abo. Kwaye ukuze ibe yi-grader yokuqala. Ngamaxesha athile, kunqabile kakhulu, kwiimeko ezichasayo kakhulu, "Enkosi, ndiza kucinga ngayo," kwaye rhoqo: "Enkosi, ngoku ndiyabona ukuba ulungile." Ukuba sele wenze lo msebenzi ubuya kuthunyelwa kwenye indawo, yema kwaye uwele ibhola kumchasi. Siyakuqinisekisa, ityhila kabukhali.
Ewe, ngoku lixesha lokuba ndisebenze, ndiza kubuya ngomso. Ndiyakuvuyela ukufunda ingxelo yakho kwikhonkco lokuqala, iingcinga ngenguqulelo yam kwaye ukuba ufumana iimpazamo kwisicatshulwa sesithathu-ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kundixelela!
Ukungalingani kwedatha
Yenzeka ngolu hlobo: Incoko ngandlel 'ithile ityhutyha isihloko sakho sobudlelwane bepropathi kunye nomzala we-fannen andreevna (i-Lenin Street) kuphela eyaziwa kuphela ngegama lakhe kuphela Ext12345, yena?) Ulwimi lwaseRussia kwaye lunamalungu omzimba, avumela iitekisi ezishicilelayo. Hmmm Apha amaxesha enethiwekhi yamandulo itshintshile. Arenymous, njengento ebonakalayo, imbi ngakumbi kune-homophob. Unelungelo lokusika ngokumangalisayo incoko yababini ye-frank kwaye ungayikhathaleli le okanye amaconsi.
Ukudibana ne-Tetpatom
I-telepath kwingxabano ithi kuwe. Kulula ukubona lohlobo "ocinga ukuba", "njengokuba unjalo", "uqinisekile ukuba" njalo njalo. Kubalulekile ukumisa ngokukhawuleza. Ngaphambi kokuba uqale ukuzithethelela kwaye uchaze ukuba awucingi njalo, andiqinisekanga kwaye awusoloko. Ngohlobo oluthile lwesizathu esingaqondakaliyo, i-telepathy ihlala ikhangela i-remotion oqinisekileyo.
Ngaba uyathanda ukudlala iGadayku? Umbuzo ocacileyo. Zama ukuqikelela inani lekhadi lam letyala, kwaye ndiza kuya, ulungelelwaniso kumqolo wehlabathi.
Kufutshane kakhulu kwaye kakhulu
Umchasi wakho ngumhlobo wakho osenyongweni. Umzekelo, isihlobo, esilungileyo ngokubanzi umama wam okanye, umzekelo, umyeni. Inqaku ayisiyiyo inkunkuma ayinakuthathwa endlwini. Ingaba. Inyani yile yokuba ngocalucaluli, ubeka isihlwele kwisihlwele sabantu esingabaziyo esikujonga ngomdla, siyakukhumbula yonke into, baya kukhanye, kwaye nezidumbu zolwalamano lwakho kunye nee-chopstick. Wowu, indlela endibuhlungu ngayo! Ukuba unethemba lokusindisa into, guqula incoko ngobuntu, ngokungxamisekileyo.
Undwendwe lwe-Alien
Undwendwe osuka kwinkulungwane edluleyo, uMthunywa we-Polylel Pony kunye ne-Unicorns ... ucacile, kodwa yintoni !? Eyona nto imbi kakhulu kwiimbambano nabaphambukeli kukuba inzame yokucacisa umxholo wembambano ikhokelela ekuphuculeni ubundlongondlongo. Apha i-Drip yokuthobeka iluncedo. Kuthekani ukuba awuzange ufikelele kwinqanaba elifunayo lokukhanya ukuze uliqonde? Ke hlaziya. Umzekelo, umzekelo, ukuzaliseka kokuzaliseka kwemisebenzi yakhe kwaye ucoca kakuhle kwi-desktop. Indwendwe liza kuphendula, kwaye liya kuya kweyakhe.
Kubonakala ngathi ubizwa ngokuba yi-50s, ucele ukuba babuyisele kwi-suuvinis yabo.
Udiniwe nje
Yenzeka. Ekugqibeleni, iimbambano ngexesha ziqala ukuphindaphinda, kwaye awuzukutshintsha uluvo lwakho. Ke utshaba luye lufundeni umntu ongekadinwa kukungqina indawo yakhe elungileyo. Mhlawumbi awunakuyicingela le nto ulonwabo, yeyiphi inkululeko: Ukufundela amagqabantshintshi ambi, amagqabantshintshi, kunye ... ukususa i-imeyile, ukwenza ezinye izinto.
Impumelelo!
