Umntwana lolona siponge lubalaseleyo. Ifumana yonke into ngokubanzi. Ukusuka kwi-Sendeergargargargargarten, kwibala lokudlala, ukusuka kwenye indawo ukusuka emoyeni kuzisa iiperile ezinkulu. Kwaye emva koko uye. Itambene yile yeyona mzuzu ingapheliyo!
Iziqhamo zemfundo
KwiMatiee eKeergarten, ngeqhayiya ndibaxelela lo mbongo, ngubani lowo wandifundiswa ngutata. Yaba phantsi komthi weKrisimesi, onjalo oneminyaka emine eno-fluffy - kunye nentetho, ngemvakalelo, ngelungiselelo: "Ndimi emaphethelweni elwandle! Ndibonile i-whisky! Emadolweni ocelayo: Sithandwa, thuthuzela iisokisi! " I-Santa Claus ngentombazana yekhephu iphantse inesithukuthezi kwi-North Pole. Utata kumqolo wokuqala ukusuka esihlalweni akazange awe. Kwaye umama ke waphantse wambulala. Ke wayengazi ngengoma endiyithandayo, endiyenzayo phantse: "Ntombazana i-Zu-Zu-Zu-Zu-Zu-Zu-ZuUkukhetha ukuphindaphinda
Kwaye kwi-Kindergarten, ndamamela ngenyameko kwi-rape katata kunye neRosenbaum - ndaza ndafunda, kunjalo, ezona ngcolelo ziqaqambileyo nezikufutshane neengoma zomphefumlo. Malunga "ne-hop-stop, senyuka emva kwekona", malunga "ne-NIKA njengomfanekiso onomqukumbelo" ... bendinenkumbulo. Ndenze yonke le nto nge-hoarde kwi-kindergarten - konwabile i-hlerher kunye nesoyikiso sokuthula sikatitshala. Kwaye unokwenza ntoni: intombi yentswela-ntle yaseManta Milta Milta, ubunzima obunzima.
Ingxaki yengxaki
Ityala lalikwi-91st, unyana wayeneminyaka emithathu ubudala. Sisondele kwivenkile ... ke kukho umgca uphela kuyo yonke indawo ... ukuma ixesha elide. Wayesele ekho. Wasinda, waqubisa, wathetha naye wonke umntu ... ngenxa yoko, ndaqala ukukhohla: "Masiye apha! Ewe, yintoni endifanele ndiyenze apha? " Ndithi: "Kulungile, spey pia". Ukuthula kufike ... emva koko wafumana ikhala ngolu hlobo: "Molo, Molo ukusuka kwi-Big Bodier!" -Ke kaloku kwakungekho rhabaxa, unomathotholo wenziwe rhoqo ... kodwa ngubani onokusichaza? Ngokuqinisekileyo: ubuncinci ngomhlaba ... kwaye awukwazi kuthi: "Uthule" - ngokwakhe uzibuza!
Ngubani oku?
Kuyaziwa nonyana wakhe (wayeneminyaka eyi-4) eme emgceni kwi-cashier kwivenkile enkulu. Kwaye apha, incinci, akukho nto yakwenzayo, ithatha-kwaye kungekho mntu unako okukhwela phantsi kwengqondo yenenekazi, oma phambi kwabo. Intombazana etyhutyweyo ijika, ibona uhlobo oluthile lomntu ... nangomatshini ngaphandle kwamagama angeyomfuneko ukubambelela ebusweni bakhe!Ke ngoku?
Intombi yam ngesizathu esithile sothando. Kwinkulungwane yamashumi amabini yokuqala! Kwiziko lemfundo elingaphezulu! Kwintloko ehlambe ngokupheleleyo nge-pigtail ye-pigtail! Ke ukuvela enkampini kuya kuzisa, emva koko kuya kutyunjwa esikolweni. I-shieghtary, ngokucacileyo, ikho: kulapho kufuneka ifumane phi. Ehlotyeni, intombi imbiza-umnxeba kukuba uhambe. "Andikwazi," intombazana ithi yonke imihla. -Ndiyirhoxisa nje. Ndinayo i-velse yokuqala-nkcitho ifowuni kwaye uthi cung. Luhlobo luni lweentwala ?! Ndathintela, ke nditsho: - Ewe, yintoni engenakuthula nje? - Ke ngoku? Uyabuza. -I-ANI ikwanelungelo. Sixoxa ngaye. Ndicinga ukuba umfanekiso: amabini amantombazana ahlekisayo ahleli-kwaye axoxwe ngeentwala. Isidalwa sam side sicebise ukubamba enye, sifakwe ebhankini kwaye "siyibukele". Yondla, uloliwe ...
Iphecana lamayeza
Ndahamba nabantwana kwiTrolleybus. Intombi yam yayiyiminyaka emithandathu. I-trolleybus ime kwitrafini, ukuthula. Kwaye intombi iguquke kum kwaye ithembisa kakhulu: "Mama! Kwaye inyani yile yokuba indoda emva kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu ifune ukuba itshatile ukuze ingabinayo i-adenoma enye? " Ibhasi yeTrolleyty iwele ... ndingenza ntoni? Ndathi ukuzola: "Ewe, ntombi".KwiGoogle ayivalwanga
Ukuqhelana nokufika kum - kwaye kukho into endifuna ukuyibonisa kwilaptop yethu. Bajongeka esweni - kwaye apho i-injini yokukhangela ivulekile. Nakwisicelo senjini yokukhangela ... "i-pisa kunye ne-cisa". Le yi-junk yam igqibe kwelokuba ikhanyise imeko kaxakeka ngelixa ndijika-kwakubonakala ngathi ngumzuzu!
Ukusebenzela iipads
Ndaya esitolo nentombi yam, ndithenge iimveliso kunye neepakethi zepads zam. Zincinci zizimangalo: Bathi, Zintoni ezi zinto, ngento abayifunayo. Ukukhupha iinkcazo ezingeyomfuneko, uphendule ukuba ezi ziintsomi zezithuba ezikhethekileyo. Sele ulibele ngeli bali ... ulungele lonke usapho kumhla wokuzalwa kwam. Ndikwiinzala zasekhitshini ezaphukileyo, intombi iyanceda - ipleyiti uphawu etafileni, iifoloko ... Ndambuza kwaye nakukwakhela. Ndingena egumbini kwaye ndiyoyikeka: ecaleni kwepleyiti nganye ekubekweni! Kodwa kusengqiqweni ... Ityala elikhethekileyo!Intetho yomthonyama
Intombi encinci i-tekhkit i-tekhket i-gypsy gyhhchy gyhhch, ndivuya isihlobo ukuba ndiluhlobo oluthile: "UTuyu, yintoni intloko! I-UTYA, YINTONI! Kwaye eGypsy, ngaba uyenzile? " Ntombazana, ngokuzingca: "Ewe kunjalo!" Umakhulu, obekwe: "Ke, ndixelele into enkulu, ulonwabo lwam." Ubuhle bam, eGypsy, ngesidima: "Ukubola kufutshane." Imeko ethe cwaka.
Ndibaleke!
Ukuthi cwaka kwakungafuni ukuya ekhaya ngeenyawo, kwaye ukuqhanqalazekile ngokukhawuleza kumhlaba, balale. Unobushushu, ngoko andimothusi kakhulu. Ndilinde nje de adinwe. Kodwa abantu banekhandlela kuso! Utatomkhulu uyadlula - kwaye akanakuphazamisa ububi bokuqala odluliselwe kwizizukulwana ngezizukulwana: "Ay-i-Yai, udla ngokuziphatha kakubi! Ke ndikuqengqeleka ngoku, ngoku ndiza kusikhokela! " -Ukubaleka isandla sakhe emntwaneni. Kwaye nguwuphi umntwana? Kwaye, ude ucinga, ngolonwabo ubambe ngotat'omkhulu ngesandla sakhe kwaye ulungiselele. Njengo-subrang, ulindile nje, ukhokele, isityu!Kwaye awunguye umqhubi ...
Ndibuzwe kwi-kindergarten: "Usebenza ntoni utata wakho?" Ndiphendule ngokunyaniseka: "Umqhubi wenqwelomoya!" Ootitshala bamantongomane. , Ubuza njani, umqhubi wenqwelomoya ?! Usebenza kwi-autocolonna, wazisa amatayara kuthi ngentyatyambo! Kwaye bendiphendula ngokuzithemba ndilwazi malunga nale meko: "Hayi, ngomqhubi wenqwelomoya! Umakhulu wakhe ubuza ngalo lonke ixesha: "Ungubani na, i-voloye, umhlaba ?!"
Sukulinda!
Udadewethu omncinci kanye yonke imihla ndayothusa umakhulu wethu ogwenxa. Wayehlala eRussia, kwaye eUkraine. Kwaye kube kanye ngokuhlwa, umakhulu uhamba emhlophe njenge-chark - kwaye uthi: Umntwana, umntwana, umntwana akanatyala, ayazithanda izinto ezoyikisayo. Ngaphandle koko, isiphelo sehlabathi sisondele. "Musa ukulinda!" - Uyathetha. Nkosi, apho amabinzana, into ayaziyo, enqabile ukuba umntwana ... kwaye yonke loo nto yayikukuhlwa, ngaphandle kwekhathuni yomanyano yonke kunye noHryshi kunye ne-ricashka, yabonisa ukuhanjiswa kwesiUkraine. Ibizwa ngokuba "kwi-donranіch, diti". Oko kukuthi - "ubusuku obulungileyo, bantwana." Kwaye umntwana akazange axele i-Apocalypse konke, kodwa wacela i-cartoon ...Umbuzo wezopolitiko
Ndiziintsuku ezintathu ubudala ndibeka umakhulu wam kwisikhundla esinzima. Ngeqela elikhulu, abantu bagqiba kwelokuba bambuze: "Santa, kwaye ngubani ongcono - uLenin okanye iBrezhnev?" Wamamela kwirediyo ye-direrirabians zombini-kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba acacisa le meko ... Utat'omkhulu, ongunyaka we-CPU osuka kwi-CPU osuka kwi-CPU esuka kwi-CPU esuka kwisikolo seqela kwaye wayengazi ukuba aphendule kwinkampani encinci kwi-goll. Ityhuwe, inomthunzi - kwaye yabetha ngoloyiko: "Zombini zilungile!"
Ipipi ngenxa yabakhonzi babantu
Umhlobo kamama kwi-scoop esebenza kumzi-mveliso we-confecionery. Rhoqo wasizisela iilekese ezinqabileyo ezingakhange zifumane. Ngandlel 'ithile bazisa iipiksi, nto leyo ngelo xesha yayingathengiswanga. Kumbuzo othi "Ukusuka apho" watsho: "Ewe, kungenxa yabakhonzi babantu ..." Ngengomso siya kwiSitrato sonke: "Mama, ndinike le pipi Kubakhonzi babantu! Kwaye i-kindergarten yayingakude ne-KGB ... ngoku mama ehleka, akazange ahleke.
Kutheni le ibandla?
Thina, siselula kunye nokubuza, kwii-Nineties baqhuba kulo Mboniso "uKrestu nabantwana." Imifanekiso ikho cwaka. Kwaye uBawo, elungele ukusikhanya. Imibuzo, yithi, cela abantwana bam. Ndicinga ukuba kunjalo: Yintoni eyayiza kuba smart yokubuza ... Apha kukho into enjalo, ndiyakhumbula ... kwaye ngokupheleleyo ndiza kundixelela: "Kodwa nceda undixelele:" Kutheni ecaweni i-ClubIs? " Abantu abadala abantu bawa, apho babemi khona. Kwaye uBawo, ngaphandle kokunyathela iliso, ngesidima: "Okokuqala, usana, ubizwa ngokuba ngumlawuli ..."Ungubani, Tata?
Ndiyenzeka kuTata wam wasemveli njengomntwana. Wayengumatiloshe- kwaye indlu yavela, iyaqondakala, kanye qho kwiinyanga ezintandathu. Kwaye xa saya kwenye indawo ebhasini, mna, oneminyaka emine ngelo xesha, ndabuza ngokupheleleyo uSaloon yonke: "Kwaye ungubani?" Utata udidekile: "Ke, y, ndingutata wakho." "Ewe? -Ndithi ukuhlekisa. - Kutheni le nto ndingazange ndikubone ngaphambili ?! "
Idityaniswe: I-Julia Sheket