Xa kungekho mntu (oko kukuthi, abafazi) abaqondi ukuba uza phi? Kwiforum yendoda!
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Ndinabafazi abayi-11 kuphela ngokwesondo. Kwezi, 5 zineendlela ezininzi, kuba Yayibubudlelwane, kunye neminyaka engama-1-2. Abahlobo bam, eli nani lalidluliselwe kwindawo ethile kwiminyaka eli-18, kwaye ndisandula ukuqalisa njengemihlathi. Ngoku kusenokwenzeka ukuba banayo ikhulu le-elinye. Andinabo ootagani, iimoto, akukho mbonakalo ibalaseleyo, ityhubble endingazange ndikwazi ukwenza nantoni na iminyaka emininzi. Kwaye ndiyoyika ukuba ezi-11 aziyi kuba ngowokugqibela ...
Apho, kwiforum, umxholo wanikwa impendulo, engcono ukuba ingayeza nayo! "I-11 linani elibi. Nge-11 kaSeptemba 11, ababini i-skyscries bawa. Matshi 11 inyikima ye-Matshi eJapan. Ngomhla we-11 ku-Epreli 11, uhlaselo lwabanqolobi kwi-Minsk Metro. Nge-11 kaMeyi, ngo-1996, ukusweleka okukhulu kweembeko kwithambeka elingasezantsi kweJomolungma. Awukabi nethamsanqa ngenombolo ye-11, kufuneka sitshintshe ngokukhawuleza kwicala elikhulu okanye elincinci! "
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Apha undicacisela, nceda. Nonke ninamantombazana okanye nabafazi. Ngaba awuzikhathalelanga ixesha labo elidlulileyo? Ukuba ngaphambi kokuba basebenze emgceni. Okanye ukuba isihlwele sabo seGerage sasine-chorus. Okanye ukuba umqeshwa wohlobo oluthile lwencwadi esebenzisa ishishini wamkela yena. Okanye ukuba yonke iholide baya emilenzeni ukutyhala phesheya ...
Ndilapha, mantombazana, yiza izinto ezifanayo ze-Erotic malunga namadoda akho? Into! Buthathaka ngenqwelomoya yakho!
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Bonke ubomi bam bahamba, amaxhala am wayengazi, kwaye kwiinyanga ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo ndidibene nentombazana kunye neemvana! Baqala ukunxibelelana kuqala ngefowuni, emva koko ikofu kwi-cafe, i-cinema, ngefutshane, yonke into ngokwesicwangciso kunye ne-theatlet, ayiyisi (Ngokubanzi !!), Ngokubanzi! Imidlalo ayihambi kwiiklabhu !! Kodwa yena une-23 kwaye akuphela, useyintombi nto! Ngaba oku akuthethi ukuba nayiphi na i-geroies enkulu entloko!
Ukuthetha naye kwimiphefumlo kunye ne-topcartar engaphambili. Kwaye intombazana ... Ewe, ewe, ithiyetha, umdlalo - ukuba yonke le nto, ukuba ayingabo abalulekileyo?
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Ihlala itsalwa kumantombazana, ihlala iguqula. Iinyanga ezili-10 ezidlulileyo zaqalisa ukudibana nentombazana eneenjongo ezinzulu. Ubudlelwane obuqhelekileyo, isini sinokutshiwo rhoqo. Kodwa iiveki ezi-3 ezidlulileyo ndaye ndatshintsha, andikwazi ukujonga abafazi konke konke, ndibaqonde ngeminqweno yobudenge ayikwazi ukuzonwabisa. Ndiyazicekisa imizimba yabo yedwa, kunye neengubo zabo. Umnqweno we-porn nayo awujongi, kodwa umnqweno wokufumana i-orgasm ishiywe ...
Guy, uxolo ukukuxelela inyani, kodwa iya kuba mbi ngakumbi. Kuyabonakala ukuba, ingqondo iya kuchaphazela ingqondo. Hlala isidalwa Ayikwazi Kwaye kule ...
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Guys, wabelane ngemfihlo, ungathini u-cum kumqolo wamaxesha amaninzi (ngekhefu kwimizuzu embalwa)? Baninzi abafana, ndiyazi, nge (ngegijigila ngamabali abo), kwaye apha njengenkampu-ndifuna ukuwanga kwaye ndilale!
"Kwaye uthi!" - I-Anecdote enobulumko kakuhle! Kwaye intombazana igobe kwaye ayikhuli nje imizuzu embalwa!
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Amadoda. Le yinto. Ndicinga, nokuba ndingaqhelekanga, okanye oko. Emva kwe-orgasm, imeko yeyokuba awufuni kuphila. Ucinga, kulungile, yintoni esihogweni endiyenzayo apha kuyo yonke le nto kuyenza le nto, ngubani olandelayo. Oku kusebenza kubo bonke ngaphandle kokukhetha ...
Enye i-joke elungileyo iyakhunjulwa ... Le yi-orgasm, kwaye ingeyiyo iTachyyardia?
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Ubomi bunganyamezeleki. Yendoda. Xa i-testosterone ininzi kakhulu. Igazi libize. Intloko ayisebenzi. Uphosa nakuphi na umfazi, i-insomnia, ukucinezelwa kwelungu, ukungakwazi ukuhamba kakuhle, ukucaphuka, krwada, ubundlobongela. Yonke le nto yenza i-hormone yethu ye-tive-testosterone. Ke, umsebenzi: ukunciphisa inqanaba layo egazini ukucinga ukucinga kwaye ungaphazanyiswa ngumgangatho obuthathaka.
Ngelixa uza kwi-testosterone ekwi "wena" kunye ne-whisper-akunakwenzeka ukuba yenzeke ...
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Ngamanye amantombazana, unxibelelwano lwam lwaqala kwaye lwaphela kuphela nge-blowjob. Ndingayithetha - ewe, bendilala nentombazana? Kwirekhodi yakho yokulinganisa, ndingabenza?
Ukuloba i-Worwak, i-morrade: Unokwenza nabani na umntu, ubuncinci uKardashian! Ukuba intsingiselo yakho kule, ke awunakuchitha amandla akho kwintshukumo yezidenge- Zihlale zibhala uluhlu kwaye uya konwaba!
Abafazi kunye nezinye iingxaki zendoda
Abafazi baseRussia bayakuthanda ukuxhobisa ubomi ngazo zonke iindlela, abangazange bawe. Ivule ibhokisi kwaye igutyungelwe ngepenis, iipanties zam sele zinama-30 kwaye iisokisi zesibini ezingama-50, yonke intombi yam, ngenxa yesizathu esithile sithathele ingqalelo uxanduva lokundithengela izitisweni. Kwiminyaka eli-11 yomtshato, ibhulukhwe e-180 iqokelele, phantse yonke intsha kwaye kwiphakheji. Xa wawushiya umfazi wakhe, isutikheyisi yebhulukhwe ngemiphefumlo, engabelani isutikheyisi eneesokisi. Uyaqonda, indoda yokwenene inezibini ezimbini zepanties kunye nezibini ezibini zeesokisi, yonke into! Uneshampuko enye ukuba ihlambela onke amalungu omzimba, i-razsor enye kunye namanzi endlu yangasese enye. Indoda - ingcuka, ayifuni iindebe zempahla, kuba namhlanje uphantsi, ngomso entsimini, kwaye emva kwemini emva komso eMiami Subatches. Kwaye nabani na osukuba wenzakeleyo ngokwesondo? I-Won, yonke i-USSR kwi-pantalons ihambile kwaye akukho nto ifihlakeleyo ipetroli i-petrol, kwaye ngoku yonke into ikwiigreyithi ze-lace, kodwa ifuthe le-zero!
Ihlala kuphela ukuba yimfesane. I-therutal emva kwabo bonke abantu basetyhini. Iipaneli Thenga ... Abanazo iintliziyo, ngokuqinisekileyo. Kwenzeka njani ke ukuba endle kwaye entolongweni ?!
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Uziva njani ngesicelo esinjalo, ukuba ibhinqa licele indoda ukuba ikhuphe iibhutsi zakhe, ngokuxhomekeka ekubeni ngumfazi nje oqhelekileyo ngaphandle komntu osebenza naye?
"Ucinga Njani" ... ewe, ukubaleka ngaphandle kokujika, yeyamka kuwe!
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Ngaba yenzekile kuwe, ukukhulula, ukufudumala ngokupheleleyo ngeqabane? Ukuba kunjalo, zeziphi iinxalenye zomzimba wakho owonwabileyo kwaye zeziphi iinxalenye zomzimba weqabane osetyenziswa njengehesi?
Nantsi indlela eyingqiqo. Imizobo kunye nokulwa kweMpahla ye-DRRM, nangona kunjalo, akwanele.
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Ndazibuza apha - Kutheni ndinqula imali ebonakalayo? NgokukaNvooselov, kuyavela ukuba lutshintsho nje kwimbono ye "DICHCHY". Apha andikaze ndibenzele imali, bendingumfundi ngaphandle kwenkxaso yangaphandle, ndiyazi ukuba ndiza kuhlala njani kwimiphefumlo ... kwaye andikaqondi!
Ukuphila emphefumlweni akuqondi lukhulu ... kwanele ukufundelwa kwakhe, ukubeka i-novooselov okomzuzwana.
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Iingqondo zabafazi bale mihla ziyahlanjwa yinto enye. Kwi-Idiot, unokuva imeko enjalo 'njengomfazi obaneleyo. " Ngokoluvo lwam, le yinto engekhoyo. Nditsho nemizekelo yamadoda asebenza ngokwakho inokukhokelela ngokuhlobo ...
Indlela yokukhupha ihleli ihleli kuphela iikati ezaneleyo.
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Nanku umgaqo ophambili onokubanika amandla kuthi. Kwindoda kufuneka ihlale iyimfihlakalo. Konke malunga nento owawukhe watyhileka ngayo kunye nebhinqa lakho elithandekayo kunokuba (kwaye luya) lisetyenziswe ngokuchasene nawe, kuba Umxholo wozuko alulahleki. Kufuneka ngakumbi ukuba ulumke ukuba ukophule umthetho.
Ukusuka kwicala lakho-Ukwaphulwa komthetho, kwaye imbeko ilahlekile - emfazini. I-Logic yamadoda nge-Matshi!
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Ndinemeko eqhelekileyo. Inyani yile yokuba ndithandane nentombazana enewotshi emangalisayo ye-cackroisting entlokweni yam. Awunakho nokunikezela, yiphose okanye uyilibale-ayisebenzi, izamile. Ukuba ngokufutshane, ungu-femin ombi (wacinga bonke ubomi bakhe, andizukudibana nomntu othile), ndiziphethe njenge "nkwenkwe yam", inxibe i-ballet ye-ballet ", inxibe kuphela izihlangu ezoyikisayo ngaphandle kwezithende, kwaye phantse ukungayipeyinti. Ndisahamba kwinenekazi elinamantombazana ngalo lonke ixesha. Ngokubanzi, kwinyanga ezayo, umtshato, kwaye ndicinga ukuba kwenzeka njani sonke? Ngaba likho ithuba lokumnceda ukuba ngcono?
Nje , hayi. Thatha oku ngelixa evuma. Kwaye ngokukhawuleza kukunceda ukuba ngcono. Indlela Iimeko zokungqubana kwemfundo . Ngaphakathi Makashins Uyazi, kufanelekile ukushiya ukungakhathali.
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Ndiyinto engaqhelekanga le nto ilandelayo: Indawo leyo ibizwa ngokuba yiAntibaby, iForum yada yadalwa ukuba isixhase, amadoda ambalwa kunye nomoda waseRussia (njengootata, njengootata) batshabalalisa. Ndothuka isizathu sokuba abantu basetyhini bakhwela kule forum, kwaye bonke baxhasa?
Obunjalo bubomi bonke, i-Buddy. Phumla kuphela- kwaye ujikeleze abafazi. Eli liyelenqe. Ewe, uza kutshatyalaliswa kungekudala. Uxolo kuthi.
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Iingxaki ezincinci
Amadoda, cebisa! Ndinohlobo oluthile lobume obuthile, ipinki kunye ne-convex. Ukuba uyihlikihla okanye upholile, ke into eqhelekileyo iba yinto, kodwa ngokukhawuleza kubuyiwe. Mhlawumbi i-oyile ikho intambo, okanye ikhrimu? Ukunceda, kwaye baqhelekile, ubuncinci iiyure ezimbalwa. Ndacinga ukuba utyano ukwenza, kodwa ndibize kakhulu, kunye nexesha lithathayo.
Sebenza, ezemidlalo, incwadi. Kwaye uya kulibala malunga nefom yeengono. Kuyinyani, ixesha liyasusa.
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Guys, iingono zam zincinci kwaye ndifuna ngokwenene ukubenza banzi, njengabo bonke abantu, endikubonileyo. Ijongeka inomdla ngakumbi! Ingakumbi kumzimba otyhafileyo ... Lo uzula imbono yonke!
I-Admins ngamanye amaxesha iya kuba yanele ukunciphisa ii-topters ezimbini ...
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Ndineenwele ezimpumlweni kunye neeakhawunti zexesha elifanelekileyo ukuze zityhafise kwaye zihle. Ngoobani abanje? Kwaye emva koko, ngokunyaniseka, ndidela ngeli tyala ukuba ndenze i-moron ... umbuzo wokukhonza: wenzeni ngeenwele ezimpumlweni?
Yinto nje evela kwindawo yentsomi! Okanye endaweni yoko, kwingingqi yabazalwana izabalasele.
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Guys, nceda undixelele. Ndingenamava kwaye ndingabi nabantu abaqhelekileyo, ekuya kuthini ukuba ndifunde ngale nto, ndifuna ukubuza: Ngaba kuyinto eqhelekileyo ukuba emva kwemizuzu emibini?
Sukucinga ngemizuzu emibini yembewu, malunga "nabantu abaqhelekileyo"!
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UnguMoetta ezintliziyweni kunye, kwaye apha i-fildiollogy izaliswe ... Dissaccubo Ali ayikho? Esi sihloko asigqwetha, kodwa i-psychology.
I-Psychology yeyam ... musa ukwazisa enye into oza kuyithetha.
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I-Zdarov ponada. Oku kunjalo, kulungile, ngqo ke kuyadiliza kakhulu. Iminyaka engama-24 ubudala benditshatile iminyaka emi-3, yonke into ihamba ngawo onke amacala. Kodwa ndinayo "inkanuko"-ndiyakuthanda ukunxiba iitights. Okwangoku, nanku ukuyeka ukugqobhoza, musa ukuba ngogonyamelo. Nxiba kuthetha ukunxiba, njengamasokisi, i-chowpers kunye jeans. Ilula kum, ebusika, kubuhlungu ngokubanzi, kufudumeze kwaye ungashukumi, kodwa ngexesha le-Demi-Times uthanda nje iimvakalelo. I-Karoch ibeka i-ambadoor ukuba ngubani na okhoyo. Ngendlela eya kwi-akhawunti yokuqhelaniswa, ukukhula kwam ngu-180 ubunzima be-100, impandla, umsi, ndiyatshaya, ndisebenza njengomqhubi wokusekwa kwe-autochaninic ye-auto, kwaye ebomini ...
Kuyavela ukuba iimvakalelo ezivela eCapron phantsi kwe-jean zithanda, kwaye ukuqhelaniswa nokuqhelaniswa nezifundo kunye nemikhwa emibi. Zingaphi izinto ezifunyenwe zimangalisayo! ..
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Abafazi bayaxovula amashiya abo, kwaye ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndizicinezele i-mudeache. Ngaba kufanelekile? Ndingazifumana emva koko?
I-wire i-mude-umsebenzi sisikhumba kune-cockroisting entloko! Kungcono ukuyeka. Ziyeke uhambe.
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Guys, ndinengxaki ethile - i-esile yam iya kubila! Kaninzi loo nto emva koqeqesho kwifutshane emva komqolo, kuyavela umtya omanzi. Ukusuka ecaleni kukhangeleka ngokungathi ndinyuswe. Inkwenkwe andimncinci kwaye kwelinye icala andikukhathaleli ukuba ucinga ntoni, kodwa ndeva iSemidia kwaye inguZapdalbalo. Ndiyakrokrela ukuba yonke impazamo yeenwele, endikuthile apho ndizile khona ngesixa esikhulu (ewe, kanye phakathi kwenkunzi). Ijongeka ngathi isebenza njenge-thermos. Ngamafutshane, uyisombulula njani le ngxaki? Shave? I-TATC Sprinkle? U-Epility ukwenza?
Eyona mpendulo ilungileyo ayingomfana uDan apha ngezantsi kwiforum: "Ekuqaleni, kunokubonakala ngathi uchithekile kodwa enyanisweni wanceda kakhulu i-poppers kwipepile ebomvu."
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Andinxibi panties. Ngenxa yoko, yonke into ipholile kwaye ilungele, kodwa ibhulukhwe kufuneka ihlambe yonke imihla, kwaye xa ivuka ezothutho, ayikhubeki. Ngaba ikhona into enjalo?
Uyicombulula njani le ngxaki, phi, Njani ?! Nokukhetha akenziwanga ...
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Umbuzo malunga ne-bubble. Ngubani owonyusa esi sixhobo? Ngaba ucinga ukuba ibhasi ingumqondiso wokuchuma?
Kwaye abafazi abaziinzuzo mhlawumbi kwaye abazi ukuba lo mqondiso ukwanda ngakumbi ...
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Bachelors, yintoni owaziyo kubomi bemihla ngemihla? Ndiyayazi indlela yokuhlamba iisokisi zam, ii-fetatos kwaye ndibuyise iifestile, kwaye wena?
Iisokisi, iitapile kunye neefestile! Kwaye ufezekise ntoni, akunjalo ?!
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