NgoFebruwari 13 ngoFebruwari-uSuku loSuku lweHlabathi. Ungatsho njalo ngoFebruwari umhla we-14.
Ukuzukisa iholide enjalo, sagqiba kwelokuba sifunde kubafazi, njengokuba kunjalo, simnika umntu umntu ukuba anxibe ikhondomu. Amagama kunye nokusabela kwamadoda, sagqiba kwelokuba sibandakanye kwinqaku.
QAPHELA! Lumnka! Olunye ukhetho lubangela ukuhleka okungalawulekiyo okungalawulekiyo!
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Ndize kwicebo lokuqonda: "Umhle, ngaba uyifundile" umntu kule meko "chenokhov?" Kwaye ukungabizi, kodwa thetha ngokungathandabuzekiyo: "E, unayo iqela le-elastic?" - kwaye kuqala yoyika ukuba akukho, kuba umfana utshintshile ebusweni bakhe. Kodwa emva koko wabuza: "Ngaba iinwele zakho ziyakuthintela iinwele zakho? Ndiyakwazi ukubamba ... "kwaye nditshintshe ebusweni bam, kuba ndiqala ukucinga ukuba iinwele azizizo entlokweni yam. Kwaye phi, ngokoluvo lwam, kwabakho iqela lerabha. Ngethamsanqa, yonke into yasonjululwa ekugqibeleni.
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I-40 yeminyaka engama-40 ubudala (kwaye isasazeka sele) umntu, oneminyaka engama-26 ubudala, ekuphenduleni isicelo sokukhuseleka kukucaphuka: "Eh, bantu! Kwaye apha, ngokubanzi, wawukhe wabathemba abantu.
Ewe, kwavela, ndiyakwazi ukunxiba ngesantya somlilo.
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Ngokoluvo lwam, u-Oleg Kuvaev kudala uvaliwe kwakudala. "Ngaba unayo into enjalo?"
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Kwaye kwenzeka ntoni apha ukuba isizukulwane sabantu abasemgodini sele sikhulile, apho iMasyany ayibambanga.
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Ndihlala ndithanda ukwazi kwaye ndingathembani nabantu abathi, endaweni yokuba bathi, qalisa ukuthanda i-esukemisms. Ewe, kutheni?
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Ewe, mhlawumbi inyani ineentloni. Ndinomzekelo wentombi, engaphantsi kwamashumi amathathu, kodwa ngomfo ebhedini ukuze athethe malunga nezinto ozithandayo - i-E-E, ineentloni. Andiqondi le nto kwaye andizange ndikwazi oko. Nangona bendidla ngokuba neentloni ngaphambi kokuba kube ngandlel 'ithile ihlawulwe phantse isiqingatha seyure Cunnilings, ndiyathandabuza ukwazisa iqabane endikuthandayo, kodwa ngendlela eyahlukileyo.
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Andazi ukuba kunjalo, kodwa ibinzana lamatyala lawo li: "Mntu, sinxiba idyasi!"
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Ewe, i-anecdote ixelele:
-Sikhe sabelana ngesondo ngaphandle kweGondon? - Siza kuba nesondo ngaphandle kwakho ?!
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Enye i-comrade yathi ufuna ingalo!
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Owu, kulungile, i-classic efanayo: Masiye kwikhemisi, sithenge into kwiti! Ndikhe ndakhe ndacinga ngale ndlela, ndacinga ukuba le ndoda ihambile Ivenkile enkulu emva kweekuki, emva kokuba etshilo ukuba " Rhoqo babiza iikhondom ngoku iicookies.
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Ngaba ikhona into oyilibele? :-)
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Kwaye unjalo - Damn, ngokuqinisekileyo! Ndirekhodwe namhlanje eTire! : D.
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Ndiqondile kwimeko enjalo, i-opereretta yaqala ukuyila.
I-Whoo ayigungqi kwiGondon ye-gondogue kangaka efudumeleyo andiyiyo i-daamkto ayiyiyo i-daamkto ayifuni kwiGondo-Onetot Gondon kunye naye !!!
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Usenokuthula kwitafile yebhedi kwaye unike, ndiyenzile xa yayiselula, ineentloni kwaye ihluthwe. Ngokungathi yonke into icacile - kwaye ndagqiba kwelokuba lixesha, kwaye "lixesha" liza kwenzeka eGoondon.
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Nje ukuba umntu athi afuna izinto "zabantu."
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Enye into bendiphatha ngayo nenkwenkwana, eyatsala ikhondom ngaphambi kokuba aye kwinenekazi. Ke yena uThixo uya kubona amehlo am xa athe wayikhupha ibhulukhwe yakhe, nantso ke. Kwaye hayi, kwakungekho manyathelo nangolo mzuzu.
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Ndikhe ndangenela iqabane lesondo elinokwenzeka. Ewe, kwenzeka ukuba ndingalala naye, kodwa kwakungekho mfuneko yokuba ndimnike isicatshulwa esingqalileyo ukuba sinike isini esinesondo ngaphandle kokuqhubeka apho.
Ewe, yintoni? Ndiphume ngokuthe cwaka ngaphandle kwekhondo le-conm ebhedini phakathi kwethu.
Watsho into malunga "ne-Coarse, engenakuthembeka, kwaye ndaya kulala ndaya kwelinye igumbi ndinomphefumlo ozolileyo. Wala?
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Ikhondom i-nerontately? Kwaye uyathandana nini? Ityala le-Ofito-rod? Iinkuni zeBlade yakho?
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Omnye umfana wathi: "Ndidinga ukubeka iposi". Yayihlekisa kwaye imood ayiphanga. Kodwa ke inyani yile yokuba ndiyamthanda kwaye, nantoni na ayithethayo, ayiyi kukonakalisa imood. Kodwa xa kukho uhlobo oluthile lokufutshane, xa abantu bengaziva baninzi, beneentloni, ke kumbuzo othi "Kukho ikhondom?" Yonke into inokuwa.
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Ndiphicotha ukhetho ezimbini.
- Khusela, mhlekazi! -Ndilinda, awunxibanga okwangoku.
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Ndikhumbula nje indlela yam ye-violet violet kunye negama elithi "ikhondomu" ne-Uh-uh ... inyani yokuba lo mfana ulungiselelwe ngokungalingani, oko kuthetha ukuba kuninzi okothusayo, ngokucacileyo. Kwaye inkwenkwe ene-smart yandixelela ibali eliyintsomi ukuba inja isebenze kwaye ingenise ibhokisi yonke emazinyweni, unokuyicingela le nto? Kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba lo ngumqondiso ... bendikholelwa ukuba ezona zinto zihlekisayo.
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Ndihlala ndinamabinzana aneleyo: "Ngaba unayo, uh-uh ..." emva kwe "e-uh", indoda iqikelela ekunene.
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Omnye umntu owayefudula eyindlela yokubeka ikhondom kwaye wacula ingoma eqinileyo yesiqhelo: "I-Nadnu engabonakaliyo, ndiza kuba bungabonakali yepussy yam." Khumbula ukucaphukisa. Kwaye ke bekungakhathali, eluthandweni, okanye yayinjalo.
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Ndikunye nomyeni wam libinzana: "Sele sinxibe."
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Eyona nto iphambili kukuba ukuba okokuqala ngqa athi, Akazange avuke kwaye engangxami ukuba anxibe.
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"Ikhondom ayilibali" - ilula kakhulu kwaye inobuchule. Ihlala isebenza.
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"Iikhondom zakhona nawe?"
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Iqela "ubungakanani baseRussia" inengoma ene-chorus "uya kunxiba kakhulu, ndiza kuthatha kakhulu." I-lody iqonda kakuhle ukuba zombini iingoma ziviwe, icebo licacile. Sahlula ezintathu kusapho lonyaka, emva koko ngandlel 'ithile ilibele.
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Andizange ndibuze ukuba ndingade ndibuze, ndibuze ukuba kukho ikhondom. Amadoda, ezoyikisayo ezoyikisayo ndindoyikisa.
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Ikhondom.
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Ikhondom.
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Abantu, funda igama elithi "ikhondom". Kwaye amadoda nabafazi. Akukho nto imbiyo kuyo. Kwaye kwenzeke ntoni xa ungayinxibi- kukho!
Ikhondom yemini eyonwabileyo!
Inqaku lilungisiwe: Lilith mazikina