Kwaye siyaqhubeka nokunyanzelisa iZodiac yeyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu kwimpucuko yabantu. Asifani nathi ookhokho bethu, sifunde ukupheka inyani. Ngaphambili, ibinjani? "Ewe, imbeko yakho, ndaziphatha kakubi, ndidlwengule abafazi ndatshisa isithuba, ndisezandleni" - "ah, i-ah, i-shacks."
Umqondiso ngamnye unesiseko esithile sezinto ezinokusilela ekufuneka sikhunjulwe ukuba singabi semqamelo: "Ngubani owayenokucinga, umhle ...".
ICapricorn
Yonke into imbi, siya kufa. I-nyanishka capricorn, kodwa bonke abanye - iibhokhwe zaseGadsk. Abaye baphumelela impumelelo ebhedini. Ukuba asazi ukuba ndilalele ukuba ndilele nje i-billionaire, oko akuthethi konke ukuba akazange alale naye nabani na. Uthumele iMicrosoft, musa ukuya kwithamsanqa. Ngendibekhona endaweni yakhe, kodwa ndisiseko kakhulu. Kwelinye icala, umnqweno oqinisekisiweyo weendleko zabapapashi zihlala zisebenza, ziba zii-billionaire, kwaye iintloko zepriyithi ziyintloko ziphantsi kwetafile, zikrokrela ukuziphatha okubi.
I-Aquarius
Musa ukuza kum, akukho nto, ungonwabanga kakhulu. Ngelixa ezinye iimpawu zikhusela indawo yazo ngaphakathi - ukusukela, i-aquarius yakha i-mekhophorical emdaka (okanye yeyokwenyani, kunye ne-cho) ukuba kungabikho mvula. Ngovuyo olupheleleyo, luyimfuneko kwisiqithi esingafunekiyo sinemozulu efudumeleyo efudumeleyo, i-intanethi kunye nokundwendwela abantwana abonwabileyo. Ngaphakathi kwi-mequaphorical (okanye yokwenyani, ewe) iindonga ze-Aquarius ininzi ye-Yummy, inika ithuba lokuthoba nakuphi na ukungqinga. Kodwa isango livule kuphela abakhethiweyo.
Intlanzi
Umhla wokuzalwa kukaBaron Münhhausen awuboniswanga ngumbhali, kodwa oku kuyinto entle kakhulu. Siyaqonda ukuba ukuphela kukaFebruwari ngoMatshi. Intlanzi injalo i-themiurges ekhethekileyo edale inyani, zoba abanye apho, kwaye emva koko banyamalala, bashiya iziqwenga zeeglasi ezipinki zishiywe ebukhali. Eyona nto ifanelekileyo yokuziqhelanisa nendlela yokuziphatha engalunganga- banekhowudi yabo yokuziphatha, kwaye, babhalelwe eSanskrit, ukuze iintlanzi ngokwalo azisoloko ziqonda ukuba yintoni na, kwaye yintoni engenakwenzeka. Kodwa zonke iintlanzi ziya kuwa eParadesi-ukubetha intloko yompostile uPetros kuba kulula ngakumbi kune-steamyton.
I-aries
Iplanethi yePlanethi yokulawula yi-mars, ke kuya kubakho inyathelo elininzi kunye neenyembezi. Hayi kwii-aries, kucacile, kwaye abanye. Kwakwiindawo ezifanayo, yonke into iya kuba yezulu - iiarhente zokoma zanamhlanje zisasazwe ngokugqibeleleyo nge-Frank emhlophe. Ukuba i-Aries yawa eluthandweni (kwaye bayathandana ngalo lonke ixesha), ke abayi kukuyeka ixesha labo, okanye umgama okanye umqolomba wekhonkrithi. Kodwa i-Aries yekratshi iba liqabane elifanelekileyo lobomi, kwaye lowo walilindela ufumana imbasa 'ngomonde "kunye ne-icon engalibalekiyo:" Kwakuza kwenza kwaba bantu. "
Ithole
I-Taurus isebenza kakhulu- akazijijanga izandla, imihla ngemihla kwaye ingalali, yakha izikhumbuzo ezingalunganga ukuba zimangalise. Okanye izikhumbuzo ezenziwe ngabantu, ngokuzithandela. I-Taurus liyinto ebalulekileyo kunye nesidalwa esithandekayo kude kube lixesha ongayi kuye. Kwaye imisitho iya kuqala ukukhuhla ngokukhawuleza ukuba ungayiqondi indlela yenzekile ngayo ukuba ibhinqa lakho lakudala lilindile unyana ekhaya. Kwaye ukuba iTauris igqibe kwelokuba, akunakwenzeka ukuyidlulisela kuyo nokuba luncedo lwe-crane yenqaba yenqaba. Eyona nto ilunge kakhulu kakhulu kwi-Taurus, kwaye ezinye zezona zinqabileyo.
Amawele
I-SORT I-SAROFRY STAREY YOBUCHWEPHESHE KWISITHUTHA NGOKULULA KAKHULU KUPHELA UKUZE NDINGCINE IBALI. Lo mthombo awunakuchaphazeleka - amawele ayakwazi nakumngcwabo wakhe ukuya kumngcwabo kwibhokisi enesicatshulwa: "Ngendlela, i-anecdote kwisihloko! Tyhila emnyango, indoda ivula, kwaye embundwini-ukufa nge-oblique. " Kwaye uxelele i-anecdote kude kube sekupheleni, ukutyeshela i-screech kwaye ityhafile abanye. Amawele amnandi evila, asindisa inyani yokuba amandla endalo ancokola nganto ingelwe kakuhle, umzekelo, ukubhala i-horoscopes kwimifanekiso.
Umhlaza
"NguSolomon Scoremon, isikolo somdaniso webhola, uyaxelelwa. Amanyathelo amabini ashiyekileyo, amanqanaba amabini ngasekunene, hambela phambili kwaye amabini ngasemva. " Uphulaphule umhobe we-crayfish, unokuhlala phantsi. Eli le "linyathelo lokuya phambili kunye nobabini ngasemva" - yile chitos yethu. Inkathalo kunye ne-Crayfish engathandekiyo ngumzekeliso kwiidolophu, kwelinye icala, kodwa i-bilimu entliziyweni yezilondolozi zokuzinza, kwelinye. Umhlaza nkqu nokuvukela umbumbi ukuba ungakhululeki. Hayi ekugeleni ngokuziphatha, kodwa ngokukodwa ngenxa yeParanoia - ngubani owaziyo loo nkosikazi, nguBhalelwane. Kwaye kwabafazi, njengoko uyazi, ukungena - i-ruble, ukuphuma-ezintathu. Ewe, ukuya esihogweni.
Ingonyama
Ingonyama, kunjalo, i-smart kunye nomtsalane, bumhle. Xa igama lakhe "Simba", kwaye ujongeka ngaye kwikhathuni. Ebomini, kuyinto etyhafileyo, iDumet kunye ne-DAMBN yomngcipheko we-zero wokunganyamezelo kwiingxaki zabanye abantu kunye notyekelo lokuziphatha, luphoswe kwinqanaba "loThixo." Ingonyama ihleli kwikheji inokwenza ukukhohlisa, kodwa umlindi wakhatywa kwiatom akanalo nexesha lokuqaphela indlela inkohliso ichithwe ngayo. Ingonyama kulula kakhulu ukubala, ingawazi umhla wokuzalwa kukaVivivizawi. Uphawu lwezinto eziphilayo zale zingonyama yingxoxo enezingcebiso ezinzima, apho igama elithi "ndifumaneka khona" kulo naliphi na icandelo le-commas. Kwelinye icala, kwi-capitalist yethu yamampunge - hayi i-up, kodwa injini yamakhondo emisebenzi enamandla. Kwaye uDante ngezangqa zakhe zesihogo zonke iincwadi kunye nobuxoki.
Virgo
Ngaphambi kokuziveza ngesihloko esithi: "Yintoni entlokweni yam", qala ngendlela elula-zama ukuqonda ukuba entloko kwi-serial killer. Ayisebenzi? Intombi enyulu, ngakumbi ngakumbi, ayiyi kuphuma. Ukuba ubonakalisa intombi, njengendalo entle, encinci encinci encinci ebuqhongelwe ngamakhonkco kwaye ufumana ukumangaliswa xa ufumana iinaliti eziphantsi kwezikhonkwane zakho, kwaye esweni. Virgo ngokugqibeleleyo i-pimicrates yokufumana eyona ndawo imnandi, intle kakhulu, indawo yesini kwaye le yinkathalo ebhedini. Kwaye ufumana. Engafihli nto imbiyini yewayini, nguwe ozisebenzileyo iindlebe.
Libra
Isibakala sokuba imiqondiso eseleyo ibizwa ngokuba yi "Manic-i-psychosis yengqondo", iintsimbi zibizwa ngokuba "yimizobo". Umonde kunye nezigqibo zentsimbi zingamagama angenakuqondakala kwiNcwadi yeTusty ye-Ozhegov. Isikali sinokutsha sokutsha, siphose zonke izinto ezinokubakho ukuze zimiliselwe, ukuba neqela labantu kwaye ... ukupholisa, cula umbono omtsha. Ukuvutha komsindo kubunzima imeko yemeko kuyasebenza kwaye kungagugule umgubo wesazela, kuba abazukutshabalalisa usapho, ewe. Kodwa izikali zinomtsalane ngokwenyani, nayo yonke into iza nezandla. Q.e.D.
I-Scorpio
Khumbula lo mzekeliso: "Ndidlulise, turtle, kwezinye iilwandle, andizukuthatha"? Kodwa i-storpio. I-Scorpions ingabakho, ukuziphindezela kwaye kuhlala kuphumla nomntu ngobomi. Kodwa eyona ngxaki iphambili kukuba kwi-scorpion, naye, umntu othanda ubomi bonke, kwaye, rhoqo ngakumbi ngakumbi kune-Storpio ngokwakhe. Ke ngoko, ziimbaleki kwinani leentliziyo ezaphukileyo kwikhilomitha nganye yesikhephe sothando. Bahleli kwi-goa kwaye endaweni yokubhukuda, ukwanda kwezandla ezingalunganga kwaye kwandise uluhlu lokuchama kwiinethiwekhi zabo zentlalo.
I-Sagittarius
Msgstr "Gcina iinjana ze-dalmatia, ziya kutsala !!!". Akukho silingane silingane 'ngohlobo lomntu wonke ukuba bazisole kwaye basondle. " Ke ngoko, kukho iintsontelo ezigqibeleleyo ezivela eSagittarius, apho abo badandayo nobuqhophololo nobuxoki, abalawulayo kwiplanethi, i-sagittariya ilele ixesha lokuxhonywa. Kodwa musani ukuxhonywa, kuba ngubani na, ukuba akunjalo, andiyigcina le ntsimi impumalanga? I-Sagittarov ithanda kakhulu abaqeshi, kuba kwi-sagittarius ungaxhonywa nawaphi na ubungakanani bomsebenzi, kwaye ayinamphili. Kwaye yonke into iza kuyenza, nokuba sisidumbu, nokuba yi-chuck. Ngokubanzi, ekuqaleni kokuqala, i-sagittarius - i-milyshaha. Njani, Njani ... Eyona ngxaki iphambili ye-sagittariya ilele kwimemori yayo entle. Kunye nokungabikho ngokupheleleyo komthambo. Ukuba umpu wasemzini uthunyelwe kuwe emnyango omnyama kwaye uthi: "Ndikhumbule, undibize ngokukhululeka kum?" Qiniseka ukuba lo ngumdubuli. Ulwazi loku, ngokuqinisekileyo, aluyi kuligcina, kodwa akufuneki lenze njalo, lufa, luhlebeza: "Yintoni?"
