Sichitha iqela lexesha, sicinga ukuba ukhona umntu ongalunganga kwi-Intanethi, kuphela kuba unempazamo, kwaye kufuneka achazwe. Ngelixa inokuthi ikwazi ukuya kwimiqolo yokuqala, iqondwe ukuba phambi kokuba sibe sisidenge, kwaye akukho ngcebiso ekuthetheni naye. Kungcono ukuchitha ixesha lokufunda iipics okanye wenze i-avatar entsha. Ngekati.
Nazi ezona ntlobo zezinto ezibalulekileyo ze-idiota yenethiwekhi (i-idiotis Komomerium nulgaris):1. "Wena"
Ubhala isibongozo sobuqu "Wena" ngeleta enkulu, ekholelwa ukuba yongeza kuye i -10 ukuya kwimo "yengqondo". Ngapha koko, yongeza kuye thabatha i-100 ukuya kubume be "funda ulwazi", kuba isibheno esithi "Usetyenziswa kuphela kwimbalelwano kuphela. Ngenxa yoko, emva kokuba ibinzana elithi "Ugonyo luyingozi, kwaye uyigusha." Phambi kwakho, ngokucacileyo, idiot. Impendulo: "ME-E" kwaye udibanise.
2. Usebenza ngamava obuqu njengenyaniso yenjongo.
"Ogqirha Babulala abantwana bethu, ndazala kwigumbi lokuhlambela, kwaye akukho nto imbi yenzekileyo." Okwalo mzuzu, ndingathanda ukuba ndithathe kwaye ndityhutyha intloko yombhali malunga nodonga kanye nge-50. Ukukhanya kwemihla ngemihla: Akukho nto iya kwenzeka kwintloko emangalisayo evela kwizimvo zakho. Kungekudala, inyani yenkani iya kumgqobhoza intloko ngodonga ngaphandle kwakho.3. Akayazi indlela yokuqonda ukufunda
I-Thesis: "Ndihlawula i-HSKU, kubandakanya ukuphuculwa kwendawo yendawo." IZIMVO: "Andithandi-ukuya nokuqengqeka ucingo, ofuna ukuba nabani na enze konke okwenzelwe wena." Imbonakalo eqhelekileyo kakhulu ye-idiot. Ibonakala kwizimvo phantse kwangoko kwaye iphindaphinda njenge-trosochila.
4. Iphakamisa ubukho
"Akanamntwana, umama ngekhe abhale le nto!", "Lo ngumfazi ngelishwa, akukho mntu uyamfuna!", "Wahlawulelwa le post!". Ngamanye amaxesha kubonakala ngathi ezi zi-bots. Ukuba kuphela umntu oqhelekileyo ukhetha ukucinga ukuba abantu abajikelezileyo baqhelekile. Kodwa, kwelinye icala, kuyacaca ukuba umntu oqhelekileyo akazibandakanyi kwiiphikseli zemihla ngemihla. Ngokubanzi, sineendaba ezimbi kuwe: hayi, ayingabo bonke abantu abangqongileyo kuyinto eqhelekileyo.5. Unzulu njengomhlaso wentliziyo
Uthi: "Ndinoburhalarhume obukhulu, kodwa ayihlekisi!". Kwaye fuse isifuba ngaphambili kwi-CoD, ebonisa ikratshi lokuthuka okungapheliyo kwesidima sayo. Imelwe kukuqondwa ukuba isidima sakhe sathuka yonke into yonke. Mat? - kwangoko kwi-flocracrical fanst. I-Dearonia? -Angavanga. Hlekisa ngesihloko, ekwaleleni uThixo, uqhekeze? -Ukubeka esweni uthenga, ikhibhodi itshaya, kwaye isitulo sinjalo kwaye sineenyembezi ngokubanzi kwiathom. Ngendlela, ukuba ngaba izimvo ziyabonakala ngokucacileyo - phambi kwakho, ngokungathandabuzekiyo, i-idiot, nokuba ndifumene iphepha ngemfundo ephezulu.
6. Ibeka ichaphaza emva kwesivakalisi ngasinye
"Yonke into kunjalo, kodwa, kwelinye icala, akunjalo ....... Ndandikade ndicinga ukuba yonke into elula, kwaye kwafumaniseka ukuba abe onke ...... Ngapha koko, ubomi ayikho mnyama namhlophe, kukho amawakawaka iintyatyambo ... .. Izigidi ..... . Masithethe sabelane nabanye abantu kwi Idiots kunye smart, kuxhomekeka Yintoni ikhomenti abashiya ...... Ngapha koko, intlawulo ingqalelo, unalo ikati kwi kwesigqubuthelo sakho nokuba kwi avatar yakho ...... ezincinane, blue- intshontsho amehlo .... Uyavumelana nam? " A silima anzongonzongo ezininzi eyingozi. Yena kakhulu, kungenza kube Nijonge igosa lokubeka esweni ukuya ngumqhagi kuqala.7. Uxinzelelo olubalulekileyo lwe-emoticons
A Umzekelo classic: ")))))))))))))))))) Kaloku, ububhanxa ibhalwe apha))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))))) ". Ifunyenwe yile Skrizizhal malunga noku: "Andivumelani noko kubhaliweyo, ngenxa yoko ndihlekisa, ndiyagculela, kuba ndiyathanda kakhulu . " Ngokuqinisekileyo uAnacephal, musa ukuzama ukujoyina. Yijikeleze i-arc ebanzi.
8. iKapslock
Yakudala ye uhlobo. Ibhalwe nguwe owenzakalisiyo kakhulu ukuba unganyamezeleki ukunciphisa umsila ongakwaziyo ukuzibamba. "Kutheni le nto ungalindelekanga kuwe ndingazibhalisi ngonaphakade." Le iikoma musa ukumthanda lo ohlobo. Zithini ii-commas kwisikhali? I-Dynamics iwela. Ohlobo kusebenza nabungozi yaye, njengoko umthetho, Ukuhlanganiswa emva umbuzo yayibathanda: "? Yintoni na umkhwazo apho into".9. Iparrot
Iintlobo ezihlekisayo kakhulu. Wafunda iMendi yeNethiwekhi, kodwa ayazi ukuba uyisebenzise njani. Masithi, uphendula umbuzo: "Awunakuchaza ingcinga yakho, nceda?", IIsono: "Ibaliwe." Isebenza njengokuba incoko kunye cabada abaqeqeshiweyo. Wena: "Molo," yena: "Lo esile - esisinyabi yena!".
10. Intshayelelo
Kukhuphiswano lwe Idiots gaba yesibini. Kulungile, kuba i-idiot. Uthumela amanye amakhonkco amabini ngokulandelelana (njengommiselo, kwinkunkuma etyheli, njengeLaifneus ithi: "Paris." Musa ukuba yipara. Ndimele ndithi: Ewe, wena tye, Buzani kubawo zikhona yaye sele wayithimba i ntlanu. Kwaye emva koko uye kuncedo lweforum kunzima ukugula kwaye uzame ukubuyela ukholo ngokukhawuleza ebantwini.