Ayizizo iintsapho zomelele ezisindayo kubunzima obukhulu. Kwaye ezo ntsapho zomelele, zomelele ukuba zitye konke konke ngexesha lokulungiswa, okanye ngexesha lokuhamba. Siqokelele amabali ali-13 ngokupheleleyo malunga nokuba kunzima kangakanani nangokungalunganga kwengxowa ye-damocles badlulisela izinto ukusuka kwenye indawo ukuya kwenye. Sifumana ngamaqhawe!
Eli gumbi lipheleleyo
Indlu endandiye ndaya kulifa lentombazana eyayifudukele, kwaye ke amagumbi okugcina apheleleyo 'ezenzelwe izinto eziphezulu' eziyalele ". Ndine-Skarba encinci, ngenxa yoko abayiphazamisana nam. Kodwa xa ihostess yagqiba ekubeni ithengise amathafa akhe okwenyani kwaye ndandiqhuba ndivela apho, kuye kwafuneka ndithuthe ngaphezulu kunomqolo. Yathatha kwangoko ivenkile yam yokutyela entsha.Ekugqibeleni, inenekazi eliselula laphumelela isibongozo sam kwaye lafika ngokuthe ngqo. Idlulise imixholo yezingxobo embindini wegumbi lam elincinci - kwaye masikhuphe. "Malunga! Ndithenge le blouse kwimakethi ye-Flea kwigrapeti ... andikwazi ukwahlula, hayi! Malunga! IiVidiyo! Andizange ndifunde ukukhwela - kodwa ngequbuliso ndiza kufunda ?! Malunga! Nazi iividiyo zesibini! Ndacinga ukuba ndiza kukhwela ngendoda ... sahlukana ixesha elide ... kodwa ngequbuliso bendisenokuba ne-boiler roller ?! "
Ndiphantse ndaphulukana nengqondo yam de angenzi luphango kwitoni yenkunkuma ... kwaye akazange agcwalise iteksi yempahla, exhonywe. Yonke imihla ishiyekile. Kodwa ke ulonwabo olunjalo, ukukhululeka okunjalo! ..
IArmagedon encinci
Ndavuya kangangokuba ndayifumana igumbi, laphithiphithi balo phesheya ... bavuya kakhulu! Emva kweenyanga ezimbalwa, wabhala ukuba ufuna ukuza kwaye "kancinane abuyisele" izindlu. Sele ndikhathazekile. Kodwa kulungile, mayiyeke!
Ngomhla wokufika kwakhe, ndaya kwi-balcony yokutshaya. Wagubungela ucango ... kwaye weva isandi esothusayo. I-Spiel ukusuka ecaleni legumbi lawela kwiGroove. Ndizivale. Kwiyadi yeyadi. Iselfowuni ilusizi ijonge ngaphakathi ngaphakathi ... ikhutshiwe. Ngaba uyabona? Umntu uza kundilahla kumgangatho wesithathu? Ewe, kunye nezitshixo ngaphakathi. Ivaliwe kwaye inkqonkqoza iglasi emnyango. Ubusuku bukaMerzla. Kwangoko kusasa wakhawuleza waya kwiNkosi ifakwe, wagqitha kakhulu ngokungxamisekileyo, wasasaza amaqhekeza kwaye wakhwela imiphumo emile ...
I-Hostess ingene kwaye ithi: Ungaphila apha de ndililungu. Ewe, ndicinga ukuba i-Wall iphepha libulawa. Ifakwe into embindini wegumbi, igutyungelwe ngePolythylene ... Ndibuya ekhaya - kwaye uyaphula udonga. Phakathi kwekhitshi kunye negumbi. Ngokwayo. Inenekazi elikhulileyo elikhulileyo. Isiqendu, ndicinga. Iglasi ayinakufakwa! Baqokelele kwaye bahlanjwa kwimihla ye-PRESS ...
Ithambisensi ene-styrallic
Ngenye imini, ikamva laphosa ulonwabo ngohlobo lwegumbi lokungena okufuphi. Kwaye ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiginye yonke into. Izandla zam zikhula zivela kwindawo elungileyo, ukuqokelelwa - qokelelene ifenitshala ayisiyongxaki. Kodwa njengokuba kutshintshwayo, ndiqokelele nje ngaphandle kwesihogo kunye nam, kwaye emva kwam nditsale neebhokisi, ndicheba loo minyango inyukayo kunye neengcango. Zazi-8 iziqwenga!Ngamaxesha athile, ndaqala ukucinga ngomatshini wokuhlamba osoyikisayo. Ezi zidalwa zingaphantsi kwe-60 kg azidili. Kwakunokwenzeka ukuba ubize nabani na kwaye uphantsi kwebhiya ukuthwala le monster, kodwa ayinakwenziwa, kuba ndagqiba kwelokuba ndiginye yonke into. Nangona kunjalo, ubunzima bamatshini kwisibini kwisithathu siquka iibhloko zekhonkrithi ukuze ingatsiba igumbi njengehashe ngexesha lokuhlamba. Ndisuse isiciko kwaye ndakhupha ezi bhloko. Emva koko wakhupha i-injini. Kwaye malunga nommangaliso! Umatshini uqalile ukuba nzima nantoni na!
Kwaye ndiye emnyango ndibone ukuba umalume oqinileyo uza apho, ediniwe emva kosuku lokusebenza nokuphupha ngebhiya. Xa unesikhwama "Lindela, ungasondeli!" Ndicekeceke ngaphambili kwaye ndizipho ngovuyo kwinyusi, umalume wangena kwi-stirr. Wayeyazi ngqo into eyayitsalwa yi-washere kuphela, etshintsha kwaye exoxa, kodwa engabinasamba. Ndimi, ndiyonwabela ifuthe, ndichulumancile okungenani xa ndisoneliseka ndisandula ukufumana ...
Imbovane nabaqhubi
Safudukela kwilali ... kum. Oko koko ngokwenyani, ndabuya ndalapha ngebhasi (kunye "nonyawo" okwangoku, ndingcamle i-Balas enkulu kunye nezinto zefenitshala. Kwaye kufuneka ndibone, olona siko luphambisi. Umqhubi wesifundo wayesebhasini esiya esixekweni kwaye naye lonke ixesha ngokufanayo. Kwaye zonke ezi ntsuku zimbalwa zitshiswe kum, njenge-maniac okanye enye i-UFO. Ewe, ndiyithanda nje imbovane - incinci, kodwa ndingatsala kakhulu. Kanye ndinokubangelwa kukukhula kweziko lobunzulu kufutshane nomhlaba, kwaye ndiye ndizinzile xa undilayisha! Kodwa andiyichazanga kule ...
Lonke ikrele lam elinam
Nam, nokuba, xa ukuqala ukusanda kubazali bam, bendisebenza kum. Ewe, impahla yam ibingakumbi. I-ketile, iingubo, i-jian kunye neencwadi - lonke utitshala wam wabafundi. I-backpack kunye neengxowa ezimbini. Ndaye ndayigcina iteksi, ndajonga i-minibus. Ubuze umqhubi kwindawo yokumisa enqwenelekayo ndide ndiphume neengxowa zam, emva koko ndiza kubuyela kwi-backpack - kuba ngaphakathi kwi-minibus esondeleyo yokunxiba kwaye ndikhawuleze ukuyila enjalo. Wancuma ... kwaye wemka. Phakamisa intloko yam - kwaye i-backpack yam i-tu-tu! Ndiye ndakhawuleza ndakhawuleza ndaphuma ndaya kwasebandleni - ndabanjwa nge-minibus ... ngeengxowa ezimbini. Kwi-puddles. Ke ndicinga ukuba kuya kufuneka ndikwazi ukujamelana nengubo ... ngeminyaka yomfundi onxungupheleyo. Hayi kwakhona.Ukusebenza "Intlango"
Imorim encinci ifudukele kwi-ofisi entsha kwisakhiwo esikufutshane. Ukubhengeza uSuku olungasebenziyo kunye nabasebenzi babasebenzi abatsaliweyo kwifanitshala kunye nezixhobo. Ukusuka kwiofisi kwanyamezela yonke into. Eli phepha lokugqibela ... "vite, ngokucocekileyo, ukusuka kwicala lakho ukusuka ezantsi kwetafile ye-the radioconsstons eqhotyoshelweyo, hayi cinezela." - "Duc icime uphawu olufanayo." - "Ngokuqinisekile?" - "Ngokuqinisekile! Bona ",--uphuka iqhosha ...
Ixhala libangelwa kukulahleka kokhuseleko lwabucala. Ababini babini kwiqela lokuphendula kwangoko, benza iingqukuva kwaye zibhuqa eyakhe iirekhodi, zibhabhe kwindawo yomsebenzi. Ngokungaphelelanga kwimizuzu emibini, ukutsiba ngamanyathelo amabini, elindele umbulelo kunye neepremiyamu zemali zempendulo ezikhawulezileyo kunye nokufakwa kwezaphuli-mthetho, abalingane bangxama ukuya eofisini nasenqanaweni. Igumbi elingenanto ngaphandle kwegumbi elingenanto, ngeendonga ezingenanto kunye neendonga ezingenanto. Ngobuso babacimi, umbuzo othimbe: Zeziphi izinto ezenziweyo zokuthatha yonke into ngaphandle kwendawo, kanye kwiisehlo kunye nabasebenzi?
Ngexesha lendlela, inja inokuphela ...
Ndivele ndavela kumfana othandana naye - kwaye nomnini wale ndlu kwavuma ukuba kuyakubakho enye inja kunye nam. Kodwa kwenzekile ukuba usuku olungaphambi kwe "dazele" kunye nentlanganiso kunye nokudluliselwa kwezitshixo ndathatha enye inja. Wabonakala ngambini. Umniniyo ekuqaleni wayecinga ukuba uneembini emehlweni akhe ... kodwa kuhle, kwakufuneka yanele, sitshabalalise le nja eyahlukileyo kunye nokuzala.Iingelosi ze-Raine
Wafunga i-BREPHE. Usulelo, i-AnceImicia iba. Iincwadi zobumnyama kunye nePiano. Kunye nomgangatho wesibhozo. I-Czech sundops. Amabhanti angayenza. Kodwa azikho. Ithemba lokuqhotyoshelwa kumanqanaba akukho mntu akabonisi. Kwaye yintoni? I-alplanyug, iintambo, iicarbines kunye nezinye i-labud. Kwaye masenze ipiyano kwiintambo ngefestile yokukhupha!
Baphuma eluphahleni, babopha isikhululo, baphosa umlo (iintsontelo), benxibe imitya enxibe. Ndikhawuleze. I-Polysphas ikhuphe ipiyano ukusuka kwifestile, yaqala ukuhla kancinci. I kunye ne-Yark kumacala amabini kwintambo kwi-visu ityhala ipiyano eludongeni, ukuze ingabi nayo. Xa ipiyano etyibilikisiwe, babengacingi ngokuguqula ngasemva eludongeni, kwaye baya eludongeni kunye nezitshixo, sidangane ne-Yarik, siyityhala eludongeni. Sisindiswe ukuya kowe kwesixhenxe, nezembiza ye-sarika, uyabamba amakhwenkwe, athi, isiquku, ufike esandleni sesandla esivulekileyo.
Umanyano kumgangatho wesixhenxe wayengazi ukuba intaba yemizi-mveliso ikwisiseko ... Akukho nto ingekhoyo ayonelanga ngumntu olula wokuqonda oko bakubonileyo. Iingelosi ezimbini zingenzi ngaphandle kwefestile yesixhenxe ifestile, zibambe ipiyano ezandleni zakhe!
I-Compact Concodile kuxinzelelo
Ngesinye isihlandlo, umthengi wandibuza ukuba ngaba ngu-Iguana ngexesha lokuya kwikhabhathi yomqhubi: "Ndinemigaqo enjalo, andiyi kuthatha indawo enkulu." Ndandididekile, njengoko kumelwe ukuba ndibonakalise i-iguana luhlobo lwengwenya. Ukuphumelela ixesha ngelixa ndinguGoogle Iguan, ndabuza malunga nobungakanani beseli, indoda leyo yayinomsindo: "Unjalo! Esinjani isisele! " -Ngongeze ukuba i-iguana ifuna ukuya kwisitulo sabekhweli. "Undibetha, hlala phantsi kwaye uya kuhlala phantsi, andifuni kwenzakalisa isilwanyana, konke kuxinzelelo lokuqhuba!"Ayikhange idibane kunye neetyhubhu
Ndikhe ndalahlwa kwisoka. Bahlanganisa zonke izinto. Babengengako kakhulu. Intombazana yentombazana yeza kubanceda ukuba bagqithise. Ndaya ebhafini ndiyokuhlamba-ndikhwaza ukusuka apho: "Ngaba ulibele i-cosmetics yakho ?!" Umfana onesifo esithi: "Le yeyam." Kuphela kulam ke ndeza kum ukuba nyhani kathathu iityhubhu ... kwaye le sesinye sezizathu zokuba singaziqondi omnye komnye!
Ukuqonda ukuthelekisa
Indawo yokuqala yokuhlala isuswe kwigumbi elikwihostele yomzi-mveliso. Iindonga kwakukho kwikhadibhodi ecekeceke, kwaye bendicacile, nokuba abamelwane bacofa iswitshi. Kwaye abacofa kuphela. Basela kwaye bacula, bathanda kwaye bathiya ... kwaye konke oku kwenzeke thuba kwigumbi lam. Uziva. Ngenxa yoko, xa ndafumana umsebenzi ngcono kwaye ndasuka ndasuka apho ndaya kwigumbi eliqhelekileyo, ndandingasoyiki nokuthintela i-hostess, ekufuphi nosapho olukhulu. Ngorhatya, isandi senja waltz, bendiphelile ... kwaye ndilele kwisofa ne-dare! Mna wam nawuphi na umntwana, ndicinga ukuba ukungcungcutheka, kwipiyano ayidlalayo, ayizibeki izitya, ayinamsebenzi ... kuba ubabalo lukaThixo!I-punk chromatography
Kamsinya nje ndakufudukela kwigumbi elitsha, ngokukhawuleza laphula imijelo. Kwaye imveliso yesibini ihombise kakhulu ihombise udonga ngoqhawulo-mtshato lwemithunzi eyahlukeneyo. Abahlobo batyelele iindwendwe. Umlingani wemichiza wawusithi ngentlonelo: "Owu! Ubonakala ngathi! I-chromatography! " Okwesibini ngomxube wentlonipho kunye neenyawo zibuze: "Luhlobo luni lwe-pusday?" - "Ngokuqinisekileyo! -Ndiphendula. - ayibonakali kuyilo? "
Into ephambili kumnandi!
Kanye ndaye ndafudukela kwindlu entsha ndacela i-11 ngowona mhlobo ubalaseleyo kwinzuzo. Kodwa! Ngubani owacinga ukuba ngorhatya, kwaye ndiza kuxhomekeka kwikhonsathi enye ngokuhlwa, siya kuye ?! Ngamafutshane, ndivuke nge-10.40 nge-adow hangover kwelinye icala le-moscow ... ukusuka kwifowuni yomhlobo, kunjalo.
Okulandelayo-imbali yoMoya kaJames Bond. Sinxibe imizuzu emibini, sabaleka esitratweni, sibambe uhlobo oluthile lwe-jigita kwaye sakhawuleza waya eflethini ... ukuzama ukungabikho umntu emotweni. Ngaba kufuneka uthi izinto bezingahlanganiyo kwigama "ngokubanzi"? Imeko yasindisa umhlobo wokwenene. Sijonge nangezinxibo, waya kwindawo yokuthenga phantsi kwendlu kwaye wathenga iingxowa ze-chelyn checkeov. Ekuzithobiseni kwabo zonke iikhabhathi-nokuba izitya.
Emva koko sonke sonke kunye kwezi zingxowa zitsiba emzimbeni we-gazelles ... kubonakala ngathi sele sithathe ibhiya apho. Ngokubanzi, safika kwindawo entsha yokuhlala kwakhona inxila ... kwaye yaneliseke kakhulu!
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