Iphupha eliyimfihlo kunye noloyiko olufihlakeleyo kwinto yonke indoda eqhelekileyo yintombi. Wonke umntu uyayazi indlela yokukhulisa amakhwenkwe, kwaye malunga namantombazana azi nje ukuba xa beqhuba i-14 - utata ukuthenga ipush. Umfundi wethu wamkelwe eluthandweni nosana olusandul 'ukuzalwa, ukuzama ukunika icebiso, kodwa ukhula rhoqo. Ngenxa yoko, ijika ingamadoda kwaye kwangaxeshanye ichukumisa isicatshulwa.
Hee! Ngoku usenamancinane kwaye uyiphunga ivumba le-cream labantwana kunye neCaramel. Uyancuma, ngalo lonke ixesha ubona kwaye ugcuma ngokugculela isiponji, ukuba awuyithandi into. Ndikunye nawe ngoku: Andonelisekanga, ukuba ulambile, ukuba uyabanda okanye ukuba une-diaper epheleleyo. Kwaye ukuba awonelisekanga, uqala ukutshaya kuqala, emva koko iCreak, kwaye emva koko ikhwaza ngokufanelekileyo. Ukufezekisa ukuba uyeka ukukhala ngokulula kakhulu. Kulula kakhulu kunokuba, umzekelo, ukumisela i-router okanye ukupheka i-porridge. Thatha ezingalweni zakho, tshintsha i-dieper, tshintsha i-dieper, ifudumele, okanye i-vice, ukuba ugqitywe ukuba ushushu, tyibilika-kulungile, uyaqonda yonke into ilunge kunam. Ndingathanda ukuba njalo, kodwa ye-AEL oko, ayizukusebenza. Kungekudala uya kuqala ukukhula (ewe sele ukhula!) Kwaye ubuze imibuzo. Uya kuzama ukuziqonda njengentombazana. Uya kukhetha phakathi kwengubo epinki ngesithsaba seplastiki kunye nebhulukhwe eqwengiweyo. Kwaye ndiya kukugcina: Zama ukukukhusela ekuweni, ukulimala kunye neecones, ukulimala ngokwasemzimbeni nasengqondweni, izinja ezimbi, izinja ezimbi kunye ne-freeight freaks. Uyazi, abazali (ewe, nootata) banesabela ngokwasemngciphekweni wokusongela abantwana babo. Ukuba umntwana uzama ukudanisa kufutshane nomphetho wenzonzobila, isandla somntu ngeminwe yomkhenkce sixaka intliziyo kaBawo. Okanye isibindi. Okanye umqala, wonke umntu wahlukile. Nokuba le nto inzonzobila yizitepsi nje ngamanyathelo amabini. Esi sisimo sengqondo esivela xa uthatha iqhekeza elifudumeleyo okokuqala kwaye ungaze lufe. Ndamthanda kakhulu ukugculelwa kolwazi - oobawo beentombi. Kuba zonke zinoloyiko. Xa intombi iminyaka emihlanu ubudala, bakulungele ukuyivala ngomzimba wabo, bengafihli ihlabathi langaphandle, batshixe kwinqaba yekristale. Kwaye ukuba umntu onjalo uthi kwiminyaka kuphela nje elishumi, intombi yakhe iyakhula kwaye amanye amadoda aya kuvela ebomini bakhe - uya kuba bubumnyama, enqande amazinyo, ade anikele ihlaya ebusweni bakhe. Bendihlala ndicinga ukuba yayiyinto ehlekisayo. Haha. Mamela, mna, ndikuvumela ukuba uhambe kade okanye kamva. Ndiza kuhlala ubusuku bonke ekhitshini, musa ukulala, ndilinde ukufowuna, ndilungele ukutsiba emotweni nangaliphi na ixesha, kwinqwelomoya, kwi-Suka, gcina ikhabe I-snot. Uthetha, ukuba kunjalo. Kwaye ndaye ndacinga apha ukuba ndingafuna ukukunika kwangaphambili ngengcebiso eyahlukileyo, ndixelele ukuba uhlala njani. Apha, nangona kunjalo, kubalulekile ukuba siqonde ukuba xa ukhulile - umhlaba uya kwahluke ngokupheleleyo, kwaye andikwazi nokucinga ukuba kuya kuba njani. Mhlawumbi ilunge ngakumbi kunangoku. Kwaye amantombazana aya kulingana namakhwenkwe, kwaye wonke umntu uya kuba okufanayo, kwaye ayichukumisi nabani na ukuba ahlekise okanye acalule abo babuthathakaKwaye mhlawumbi ngelo xesha siya kuba nesisiseko esibalulekileyo sonqulo apha, kwaye le ntombazana iya kuba nakho ukusinda kuphela xa umntu enokukhusela. Ndiza kukukhusela ukuba kunjalo, ngendlela. Ungaze ulibale ngayo. Kodwa nangayiphi na imeko, uzama ukucinga ngento. Zama kangangoko ukwazi. Buza imibuzo. Funda iincwadi. Nxibelelana nabantu abohlukeneyo, kungekuphela nje nabantwana bakho. Hayi, kunjalo, abantu abadala banokuba yingozi (ke nina nihlala nilungele ukunditsalela umnxeba ukuba), kodwa ithuba lokuqhelana nenani elikhulu labantu kwaye ivela kwi-Intanethi nganye ifumana ingozi. Kodwa abahlobo abasondeleyo, ngokuchasene noko, akukho lukhulu. Oko kukuthi, kuya kufuneka wonwabe kwaye ubhale umsebenzi wakho wesikolo owenzelwa ekhaya (awusoze ucime umsebenzi wakho wesikolo, ungekhe unikele kuwo wonke umntu, wabelane ngoncedo olusenyongweni - ngokoqobo kunye Abantu abatshatileyo - abantu abaninzi. Kodwa baya kuhlala kunye nawe ekukhuleni. Abantu abambalwa baya kuvela kwiZiko afuna ukuba ngabahlobo ixesha elide kakhulu. Oku kuya kuba ngabahlobo. Kwaye enye into ngakumbi: Ndingavuya kakhulu ukuba iinethiwekhi zentlalo zazilahlekile ngelo xesha kwaye zasilela ukuya eTartarara. Kodwa ngokucacileyo, akunakwenzeka. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba ngexesha lokukhula kwakho lincinci, kwinethiwekhi yoluntu unokusasaza iingcinga ngqo entlokweni yam, ukugqitha zonke iintlobo zegajethi ezaziyo. Ndikubuza malunga nento enye: Zama ukuzisebenzisa ezincinci. Sele sichitha kule yure iphela yonke imihla. Inyanga ngonyaka, ukuba ayingaphezulu. Kwinethiwekhi zentlalo unokufumana abantu oqhelileyo, kodwa phantse akunakwenzeka ukufumana abahlobo. Unokucwangcisa inoveli ebonakalayo epheleleyo, kodwa kakhulu kukungafumani sitellite yobomi. Kwaye ulahlekelwe, kodwa unokuba nobuninzi: omabini umsebenzi, kunye nabahlobo kunye nendoda. Ukuba ubona igqabi elihle elityheli kwi-Street-sukuthatha imifanekiso kwaye ungayithathi i-Instagram. Mshiye. Uya kuba ngcono kakhulu kwinkumbulo yakho. Ewe, eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu: Jonga, andikho ngokwam ngoku, xa ndicinga ukuba kungekudala uza kukhula kwaye ube ngumntu ohlukileyo, oneemvakalelo zakho, ezakhekazelayo. Khawufan 'ucinge indlela obuya kuba nzima ngayo kum xa kusenzeka ngokwenene? Uya kuba yishumi elivisayo kwaye uqiniseke ukuba ucinga ukuba asikuqondi. Kwaye inokubonakala ngathi asikuthandi. Ke: ayiyi kuba yinyani. Ngokuqinisekileyo siya kukuqonda, ngakumbi ukuba uthetha nathi. SIYA KUPHELA, NGOKUGQIBELA: Ukuba sithetha nabantu-abantu baya kukuqonda, ubuncinci uzame. Kwaye soze siyeke uthando. Uyanyikima kuthi nomama ukhokelo lwam, ngokuqinisekileyo sifanelekile. Kwaye ndiza kuba nzima kakhulu ngalo mzuzu xa ndikubona kunye nenye into entle kakhulu kwaye ilumke kakhulu (ngokuqinisekileyo ayizukukhetha isidenge)Uwuphatha kancinci. Ngapha koko, ndiya kuhlala ndihlonipha ukhetho lwakho. Hayi, ngokunyaniseka, ndingathanda ukubona umntu wakho hayi olona candelo luphambili, hayi ihempe yendoda, hayi umphathi weqela lebhasikithi, kodwa i-botany ye-basket. Kodwa oku kungenxa yokuba ndingumthubi (nangona kunjalo, ndiyadideka). I-hooligans echwayitisayo kuphela iya kwenza ukuba ubomi bakho bube nefuthe kakhulu, kwaye kuqala kuya kuba kuhle, kodwa uya kudinwa ngolonwabo ngokukhawuleza. Kodwa "obophayo" odinisayo "uya kuba nako ukuvula ilizwe ongakhange ulibone. Kodwa ngokubanzi, gcina engqondweni: ndiza kukuxhasa nasiphi na isigqibo sakho, kwaye ndingasoloko ndikunceda. Kwaye ngaphezulu. Wena-ungoyena mhle kakhulu. Umhle ngakumbi kunonyoko (kuphela akathethi ngayo, kulungile?). Ukuba inye imini ikuxelela ukuba ayinjalo, okanye intembelo, okanye iya kubonisa, uya kuqonda ngokukhawuleza isidenge kumantombazana. Okanye, ngakumbi, izidenge.