Onke amaphephabhuku eebhinqa afuna cebisa akukho nto ukuba neentloni kwaye axoxe ngenkalipho nobomi bakho bezesondo kunye neqabane. Kodwa kuthekani ukuba iqabane liyala ukuthetha ngayo? Iipics.ru ziqokelele iingcebiso ezisebenzayo.
Xelela malunga nabahlobo
Ukwamkelwa kweklasikhi. Awuxelelanga ngawe, kodwa malunga naloo ndoda nentombazana yakhe ekukhazisela ukuba ayiyishiyanga intyatyambo yamatye efumbanisa. Kwaye ucele ibhunga lakho lokuthembeka, lokwenza njani kwimbono yendoda, ngubani obuzayo, engenguye - oyena mntu usenyongweni ebomini bakho? Ngokukhawuleza iba ziisentimitha ezimbalwa ngaphezulu, kwaye wena uyinkwenkwe, ngelixa ishushu.Thatha umhlobo
Bayeke basabele kwindoda. Qiniseka ukuba ucoce umhlobo ngesihloko esithi "Yintoni ekufuneka ihlale kwiNtloko yeQabane." Kwaye ayisiyonto kanye iyure abayi kuvumelana ngayo kufowuli kwifilimu ye-amateur ye-amatr kunye nawe, imbumbulu asibhozo kunye nentshabalalo yeJapan, kodwa ukulibazisa nabani na? Kucacile ukuba ngubani!
Ukujonga imovie
Iifilimu zesondo kakhulu kangangokuba ungathatha umthiyi wonke kuyo nayiphi na ingxaki. Hayi i-orgasm? Iklabhu "I-MECMBUS". Ngaba ufuna ukutyhala imida yenyani? Iiveki ezili-9 1/2. Umphefumlo ucela ukongeza i-BDSM encinci kubomi olingayo? "Unobhala" okanye, xoleleni iNkosi, "amathunzi engwevu." Ewe, akukho mntu wayikhuphayo iindawo ezihambelanayo, nangona kunjalo, masibe sinyanisekile, zikude kakhulu.Faka isicelo soyikiso kunye ne-blackmail
Kuyimfuneko ukoyikisa into enkulu. Umzekelo, ungaze unxibe impahla yangaphantsi ye-translucent ye-translucent, ushiya ulungiselelo lwe-borscht, ungakhweli umama wakhe kweli lizwe, ulume impumlo yakho. Kunye ne-blackmail kwaye icawa: Thatha intsholongwane kwifowuni yakhe okanye kwi-laptop, cima umrhumo wemidlalo, ubhengeze ifoto yefoto "kwaye usoyikisa ifoto yefoto apho ikhoyo kwi-stutcheches-elephants.
Thumela kwi-psychologist
Kuya kuba ngcono ukuba uqale uye ngokwam ngokwam kwaye chaza ngokucacileyo ukuba awunelisekanga, kwaye kufanelekile ukuba iqabane (njengoko kufanelekile). Okanye ungahamba kunye, kodwa hlala ukhumbula ukuba nomntu ongaqhelekanga othetha ngesondo kunokuba nzima ngakumbi, ngoko ke bretshi.Yiya kwingqondo elungileyo
Kwaye yongeza kancinci. Ukuze umxelele, hey, dude, sele usenzile, unedick enkulu kwaye ungumntu wam wesini. Ndifuna ukuba nawe kukho izinto zokucima umlilo, iinkwenkwezi kunye nee-orgasm ezininzi, masize nesicwangciso! Ulumkile! Ungayenza yonke into! Ungoyena mthandayo! (Mhlawumbi ayikho, kodwa makacinge ukuba yeyona nto ibalulekileyo apha).
Bhala ileta
Njengokuziqhelanisa nemidlalo, abaninzi balula ukungavakali imibuzo ephosakeleyo okanye esondeleyo, kodwa ufunde ngazo. Ngenxa yoko baqalisa ngenkalipho le: "Ndiyanibhalela, yintlungu ...". Kukho i-conit plus: kwileta onokuyitshintsha kwiimvakalelo kwaye ucacisa ngokucacileyo into ongathanda ukuyitshintsha okanye uphucule kubudlelwane bakho ngokwesini.
Dlala oonodoli
Ukhetho lokuyila. Cwangcisa i-theatha yethiphetha apho i-parsley no-Malvina baxoxa ngengxaki ye-Anorgmasmia okanye eqinile. Kwaye phambi kwePinocchio, ngumbuzo ongasonjululwanga ngesondo olwabelana ngesondo, kwaye nathi, kwaye noTata uCarlo akaxeleli. Ngequbuliso.Faka i-ulmimotum
Kwaye le yinketho yomoya onamandla kwaye, mhlawumbi, inqabile. Ngoba ukuba uthe "ukuba asithethi ngesondo ngoku, ndiza kuyiphosa idyca yakho," kwaye awuyi kuthetha, kuya kufuneka wenze isoyikiso. Kwaye wena, ngendlela, khange aphelise inqanaba kwiipirates zoLwandle lweCaribbean.
Umbhali wombhalo: Ekaterina Kuzmin