Kulungile ukuba yintombazana enkulu. Awunakho ukwala-kubandakanya ngesondo. Amantombazana amakhulu ayazi ngokugqibeleleyo le nto kwaye ayonwabile ukuba ubetha konke konke. Kwaye emva koko ndimangalisiwe - kwaye iphi iholide? Ngqo njengencinci, kuThixo.
Imifanekiso yokuHlela.ru inamantombazana amakhulu, ke siyayazi into esithetha ngayo. Sithi-akukho mfuneko yokuvavanywa ngokwesondo kwezi zilingo. Ayizukuthatha.Ihipsta
Ewe, okokuqala, uyinto embi kwaye imbi. Sele ikwi-amateur yangoku, vumelana. Ukuba ukuphakama, uya kuhlala ukhubeke kwiindawo ezithambileyo, kwindawo engaqhelekanga, imilenze yelitye ebandayo. Oku kukuba kuziwa ngesondo ngokubanzi. Kuba i-hipster ayikwazi ukuba yenza isondo. I-Hiskster kuqala idinga ukuthetha. Ngombono-ukuthunga ihlabathi lakho langaphakathi kuwe: isikhundla sezopolitiko, umbono wokuqalisa kunye nophononongo lwefilimu " Eyona nto ilungileyo onokuyenza igalele indebe yepuer kwaye ulale kwangoko. Emva koko uyadlwengula. Kwingqondo.
I-macho
Akunakwenzeka ukuthi ukuba isondo naye iyanyamalala, kuba isini, eneneni, kwaye asiyi. Kuya kubakho ukungena, ukungqubana kunye ne-ejacking. Kwaye ukanti uxelisa. Inyani yile yokuba i-macho iqinisekile - unomlingo omkhulu. Kwaye kamsinya nje akuyonwabele kuwe - kufuneka ufumane amanqaku kwii-orgasm ezininzi. Kwaye, siyakuqinisekisa, kwi-Fielieth yesibini yesenzo uya kuqala ukubonakalisa ukubanjwa kwe-Epileptic. Ukuze aphelelwe lixesha, kuba wangena ngasemva, kuba luhlobo oluthile lohlobo, igama elifanelekileyo. Akunjalo kuba sisilwanyana esirhabaxa, hayi. Kuba ukuba awukwenzi, uya kukujonga ngamajoni omangalisayo wenja ethengisayo.
Ipikiper
Ayisekhoo, kodwa i-Xenophilia, kuba ayingomntu. Umntu uya kukunika isitayile senja ukwenza yonke into kakuhle. Kwaye ipicaper kukuthatha umfanekiso wakho wokuthatha imifanekiso, emva koko uye wazalela kwi-piam yakho ye-pickup kwaye ubhale ukuba ungumntu oqinileyo osixhenxe. Fuck, ucinga? Esi ayisosidenge. I-Mercury kukuba awuyonwabisa, kwaye umbono wokuba iivisi ezininzi malunga ne-AS ibhaliwe yi-cavenical caovenical coats. Esi sisidalwa esinenye iplanethi - i-pseudo-i-interltorllullar.Nkqo
Abanye ngebhayisikile, ibhokisi, okanye, ukuqhayisa isithixokazi, iesile laliseli-esile. Indoda yokwenene, emfutshane. Nokuba ilungile into yokuba ilungu lakhe kuphela liya kuba lilungu lakho. Musani ukubala kwi-cunnilingsus, lowo akangowe. Akalulo uhlobo olunye lokuncancisa. Izandla zokuzama ukuqhubeka kude neendawo zakhe ezibuthathaka, kuba iminwe ikhona njenge-Emery, kwaye ukugqubuka kubo kufana nedayimani. Kunye nevumba. Owu, le ivumba elibi. Sukuthemba ukuba uyiqhubela kwishawa kwaye iya kuba ngcono-ibhiya isalala ngaphambi kwesondo.
I-Nya Pukhynachok
Umzuzu oyingozi! Ngokuqinisekileyo ngamanye amaxesha yayiyi-cavalier engu-mulf engu-suby enombala we-shark, i-quasi-modo, kodwa hayi, injani into esiyithandayo neyodwa. Ibiyi? Ngokuqinisekileyo ibiyiyo, kwaye ngoku ukhusela ukuba uyamthanda nje amadoda aphosakeleyo- ukuba ube yinto yokubamba. Ke, kunokwenzeka ukuba, kuphela ukuba ubambe kwaye uphumelele. Kuba unemiselo enkulu, ukuphefumla kunye noxinzelelo. Kulungile. Ukungasebenzi kakuhle. Okwethutyana. Kwaye ke wangaphambili umntu otyebileyo - wayenguNapoleon. Ewe, ngenxa yetalente enqabileyo yomntu, umntu olimbali, enyanisweni.
Utywala obuphakamileyo
Imbongi, Astor, ividiyo, umbhali, iLegendiyary iwaka leminyaka ukusuka kwi-testing endala, eyayalela ixesha elide ukuba liphile kwiminyaka eli-10 eyadlulayo. Smart kakhulu. I-genius phantse. Kuba sazi ngokugqibeleleyo xa ilixesha lokuyeka ukukubetha ngemiphetho yengqondo, kwaye qala wabetha kwenye into. Kwaye mayibopha! Ngesiqhelo awuzange ungekeluki kwaye kunzima xa kunjalo. Yonwabele ngoku, kuba akuyi kuba njalo. Akayi kuma. Okanye uvuke, kodwa uwe. Iya kuba neentloni kakhulu, uya kwenza ngathi into eyoyikekayo yaza yamsela. Wenze kakuhle, ntombazana entle. Weza le, wafika.
Whitk
Kuyathandabuzeka ukuba uyacelwa ukuba ungqengqele kwi-FRECE, kodwa awusoze wazi-sinyanzelekile ukuba silumkise. Ke, oogqirha ebhedini abahli. I-Netics ebhedini iba ngumsindo. Kodwa ngendlela yayo. Oko kukuthi, akazukukuvumela eludongeni kanye kuloo holo kwaye akayi kuhamba nge-khal drow. Iya kuba ngumntu ozoyikayo, ndisoyika ukucheba, ndiqiniswe ngezinyo, nditsho ndinkqonkqoza umqamelo, ndikhubeke. I-lingrie yakho ayikhathalelwanga! Ikhondom iya kwenye indawo! Ke kaloku yafunyanwa, kodwa ayifakwanga, usulelo! Yintoni oyivalile iwindows, huh? Uvuthuza kwaye i-mosquito kwi-chandelier yemba. Ngokubanzi, yimbonakalo enobubele, imhlophe.
Blinnopek
I-Mimicry yelanga. I-Blinnophekom inokuba ngumntu, awusoze uqikelele, phantsi koluphi uhlobo lwemaski oku ukufihla le monster enyanyekayo. Iza kuqala konke konke okubi, kodwa ke ungcono uziphathe naye, njengebhere. Ngolwazi-ukwenza ngathi ufile. Ukuba ungumdlalo wevidiyo, kwaye uyinyangi-ungayiqengqeleka. Ngaphandle koko, uya kukugculela imizuzu engamashumi amane ubuncinci, kwaye ajike ukuze ajike kwimizuzu enesiqingatha. Ngoku ungaphezulu? Ngoku ndisuka emva? Kwaye masivuke eludongeni eludongeni, kwaye ndiza kuthatha i-steplader, kwaye .. i-rie, iphi iqhosha ?!
Ibhinqa
Umfazi unokuba sisithandwa esibi, kwaye mhlawumbi - ulungile kakhulu. Ayinamsebenzi konke konke. Ngapha koko, uKumkani kunye noShitremon kwibhotile enye. Ngombono-into ayizukuchukumisa, yonke into ijika yile nto. Ukuba unesondo elibi, uya kufumana imvakalelo enye - iyacekiseka. UFufufu, ungoyena mntu uthandayo ... oh, kungcono ungacingi. Kwaye ukuba isondo lilungile, i-alertatte isenokuba nguLousy. Kuba iya kufuna, kodwa awukadibani kwaye awuzukubakho kubudlelwane nomfazi. Ukuze angabi nakhohlela, usulelo.