Ewe, siyayazi loo nto kule ndawo yonke into iyacaca kwaye ithobekile, kwaye umntu akazange aphoxeke nokuba nantoni na engayithobeliyo 'i-Pistinamburg ".
Kodwa ii-receptors ezibonakalayo ziluncedo ukuziqhelanisa ne-palebe nganye. Ke, yonke i-smack kule nkcitho! Ibaliwe:Incasa kunye ne-nyanimki
- Mäsko kunye nePirogenic Iindlela ezibalaseleyo zokuphulukana nobunzima. Inkanuko njengoko ihluza ngesandla.
- I-Cartoofan. Ukutya okhethekileyo kwi-Armal Patzan.
- I-shampoo, ipivashik kunye ne-vchik Bukhashechka
- KushenyK Yiloo nto kanye esiya kuyenza ngayo yonke le tosnilovka!
Imbonakalo yolwaphulo-mthetho
- Ukusuka eMoscow Ngombane, kuyo nayiphi na idolophu, okanye ilizwe, okanye i-rione. Uxolo, oko sikuguqukele kuwe, thina sineZimbabwe.
- Amaxabiso ashibhile Ewe, i-cho, ixabiso lale mveliso linokungabizi. Kodwa iimpahla ngokwayo ... (ukusuka kwi-Opera enye iphantse yafunyanwa "uluhlu lwamaxabiso ezixabiso" kunye "neenkonzo zenkonzo".)
- I-apretso Kunye ne-Ectator yaso yobisi kunye ne-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-malume (kunye nomalume womzala "prensenadee"), yonke into injengomntu onesiphene kwasekuzalweni.
- Amakhulu Inkqubo ekhokelela kukhokelela-kwaye ikhokelela ebhedini. IHolo ayikhokeli!
- Koldidi Umfundisi-ntsapho ucacile isiphunzi, ngqo kwiholo.
- Ukufota Umgangatho oluncedo-ungalali umfoti xa udubula kwiprofayili kwaye, ngakumbi kwi-FASSA.
- I-Mats (amagama esiba) Ixesha lokuqala nelokugqibela sizixelela. Kuba uyoyikeka *** li ngale mat. Ke, isiseko. Kuba *** li yi-mat. Kunye ne-mats-ejimini. Phinda amaxesha ali-128 kwisiphumo esiqinileyo.
- Icelile, iyonwabisa kwaye igwetyiwe Uya kuthetha ngokwahlukileyo - ungakuboni umsebenzi wesifundo sika-Ali, ngenxa yokuba abanye, i-prostfet, i-UFOFIN.
- Usuku lokuzalwa Ngolu suku uya kufowuna!
- Kufanelekile Oko kukuthi, ixhotywe ngezichumisi.
- Bambelela Nantsi i-tile, umzekelo, ngokukodwa "Funda", kwaye akukho ndlela. Igama lokuhlola "crap".
Akunakwenzeka kubantu abaphilayo
- Gol Ingcambu yegama 'yi-snor ".
- I-chick okanye i-babet Kwaye njengokutolikwa ngokwakho-ngoko ngokubanzi umbhali.
- Krasava okanye krasapeeta I-neiragysm inoko inika kuphela inqaku le-smartwaste kunye nokufa.
- Umfazi kunye nendoda Njengezibongozo. Sele kukhawuleza: "Ndibhinqileyo! Ngaba uyaphuma kwilandelayo? "
- Ilanga Njengesibheno. Igwetywe impumlo: "Kulungile, enye, othe tye-e."
I-TIPO MYI
- Incumile Ewe, izifo, ndancuma. Ke ndifuna ukuba uncume into ebandayo. Kwaye uzisiwe - kwenye indawo. Iyandonwabisa.
- Oki-docks, Spoky Noki Iingqondo - iRoga, Merziki Pacific.
- Uvelwano SSI qinisekisa: sweaty.
- Amanqatha Njengesincoma. Kutheni le nto ndingavuni? Ngaphambili - Ngaba Kuvunywa? Ngenkalipho ivakalise ukwanda kweyonwamphelele: "Yiyilo eliyileyo! Onjani umthengi onamathele! "
- I-elite Ukuba, nangona kunjalo, kukho imfuyo, ke yonke into ilungelelene. Kusekho "ukuphela", kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo kukho iinkomo.
- Akukho nto? Phendula lo mbuzo ngokwalo.
- Bielliki Ewe, apha sinoluhlu olunqwenelekayo, ngenxa yoko aninakho ukuba niphile.
- Imagazini, iMisms, ndine-liu, padik Iyothusa ukugcina amandla amaninzi kwiileta ezimbini! Ngokwenyani iintaba ziya kwanela. Abemi ngokungqongqo kule ngqondo yenqaku kunye ne-mnu: kuphela oonobumba abahlanu kuphela endaweni yabahlanu - kwaye bathathu kuphela endaweni yedwa. I-Norul!
- Endaweni endaweni ye "yokugqibela" Inene kuzo zonke iindawo ezijikeleze iimbeko ezinjalo kunye neendidi ezinamanqanaba aphezulu okuqina kakhulu ziya konga i-ofisi yeofisi eyingozi.
- Usuku oluhle kuwe ... isilwanyana esinexabiso eliphantsi kwintsapho ye-homid yohlengahlengiso lwezulu!
- Izinja Awunakuqikelela ngoko nangoko, kodwa kulula: ukumnyama! Mhlawumbi kwiZinja ezimangalisayo ze-velgari ".
- Ibhaliweyo ebhaliweyo Utsho uNasty.
- I-es enje ngedola Sendela njenge-bunny, te njenge tugrik.
- I-CALD NOTAPILA Sinomntu ophumeleleyo, i-Oxford Scholarship, iphulo.
- Ixhaswe ngokupheleleyo Ngaba ukhe waphila ngaphakathi kwimveliso egqityiweyo? Ulahlekile!
- Isikhumba-rod-sonke Imilenze-impondo-ibhokhwe. Ibhonasi esengqiqweni.
- Ipakishwe Ilungisiwe. Umoya wasendle wakubekile.
- Indoda (malunga nesidalwa somfazi) Ubungakanani betayara. Luhlaza. Ukuncoma: "Uyindoda enjalo ilanga"-kuyimfuneko ukufaka igalelo kwikhowudi yolwaphulo-mthetho njengemeko yokuthambisa kuyo nayiphi na emzimbeni. Kude kakhulu.
- I-Joke Hung Khawufane ucinge ngengqondo yengqondo.
- Ilizwe, uZima, umhlaba, Damn Molo, ndinomalume wakho, ndavela kwilali yaseUST-Uryll, apho amanqanda amaninzi eswelekile.
- I-Sekas Kwinqanaba lowona mazwi okuchasene nesondo kwindalo iphela, angalinywa ngendlela yokuvuthuza nokujongana nabo.
- Ukuhambisa, ukucoca, roll Uhanahaniso lokuyila. I-mlin, i-eufhemism evela e-Eshemism izama kakhulu. Kungcono ukuba ikhutshwe, kuThixo. Musa ukuchaza eli gama emva koko, hayi! Eh, kade ...
- Ukutsiba kunye nempempe Owu, kule ndawo kuyavela ukuba ayingawo wonke umzimba uhendwa emva kwe "nyama".
"Uqinile", uPusi noonyana "
- Ingaba ihamba njani? Ewe, kunjalo, sahlulahlula ulwahlulo lwakho olumnyama.
- Kulungile Hayi igama, kwaye ekugqibeleni tin.
- Isibhedlele Le ayisiyongqondo ekhethekileyo, eneneni yimbiza yasenkampini, amanxila.
- Solko Ewe, musa ukuba lusizi, inkohliso sele injalo! ..
- Kulungile kwaye ndiyabulela Nceda, kodwa ngoku ububi!
- Kwisiphelo. Enkosi! Ugh, kutheni ndiyithethile, hlamba umlomo wam ngotywala gwenxa.
- Funda Yiya kwi-nurgor argo, i-beadchka yakho? Well uyi-challenkini yam!
- Ubuqu Ungenzani! Ingqondo iphantsi kotshintsho olubulalayo, iingxaki azinakufikeleleka: umthubi, i-hopopics, shicizayo kunye neepikseli.
- Ipuzzle, unyaka omnye, umntwana, abantwana Kwaye inkama ikhula kule bunda ...
Ewe kunjalo, siyaqonda ukuba uluhlu lwethu alugcwele, kwaye omnye umsindo wamagama agqwesileyo kunye neenkcazo ezilahlekileyo. Ke ngoko, sivakalisa umbulelo wam wonke umntu ongenisa ilizwi kuye. Enkosi, nina nzala ningamadoda ethu amancinci.
Ingalo-!!