Akukho xesha lokuchaza! Umntu omdala: funda ngokukhawuleza kwaye ukhumbule ixesha elidlulileyo. Isikolo seSikolo: Ayibhaleli, iminyaka embalwa - kwaye kuya kubakho umfundi!
Umbhali wembali yeSMS: Lilith mazikina
Amanye amabali e-SMS yethu:
Imiyalezo eli-11 exela abafazi abakhulelweyo yonke into, okanye kutheni kufuneka ndichebe iiperensi
I-10 ye-SMS enemizamo yokwenza isithembiso, kuphela amabali okwenene kuphela, kuphela owoyikekayo obothusayo
Imiyalezo ehlekisayo evela kwintombazana eyagqiba ekubeni ngumongikazi ofanelekileyo, okanye yintoni enokwenziwa nge-pilates rug
Ukugquma i-sms kwintombazana eyahlulahlula i-asshole: iyazi apho ihla
Imiyalezo eli-15 evela kwintombazana engakhange ithamsanqa ngemihla, okanye impendulo echanekileyo ihlala iyi "pizza"
I-15 sms malunga nobomi beDacha: Umhle, uyayikhumbula indlela enjani i-mediga ?! Ujongeka ngathi yi-alien monster !!!
Imbalelwano egculeleyo ye-16 ye-Nanny You Deth's Goth: I-Gardd ubusuku kunye nezakhono ezitsha zokuphinda ziphinde
17 I-SMS ENGANS YABASINGOZI BABASEBENZI EHLABATHI: Ulutsha, ubuhlobo, ukuba ne-adventure kwi-ASS!
Imiyalezo eli-18 evela kwimbalelwano ayisiyo ntsapho inobuhlobo, okanye ungayiphumeleli ngemali kwimali katata
Ukuchukumisa kakhulu i-SMS yabantu abasandul 'ukutshata, ethi ngesizathu esithile ndifuna ukuhleka