Ukuba ngaphezulu kwesiqingatha sezi zinto malunga nawe, uvuyisana: Ungumsebenzi osebenzayo. Ngokuqinisekileyo ixesha lokuphumla! Kuyinyani, "phumla" nge-oollism ayilula. Kwiimeko eziphambili, malunga nendlela "yokutya" nge-anorexia. Kodwa-kuyimfuneko, uyafuna! Kungenjalo, kungekudala uza kuba ekugqibeleni, kwaye akuyi kuba ngumntu owenza ukuba kubenze abasebenzi.
1. Usebenza ngaphezulu kweeyure ezingama-40 ngeveki
Gqibezela umsebenzi ngentsimbi yesithandathu PM? I-HMM, iya kuba ngamava anomdla kwaye angaqhelekanga ... Ewe, ewe, batsiba abanye ngeparachute okanye balala kwizikhonkwane.2. Ukhuphe ukutya kwindawo yomsebenzi
Kwaye uyahlafuna "kumatshini", ngokuqhubeka ngomnwe omnye, iKolto "Ngenisa" kwaye uqhube imouse enamanzi. Iikomityi ubuqhele ukugxila kwikhompyuter.
3. "Andinakukwazi ukugqiba"
Ingoma yakho ", ewe? Xa, masithi, uqala ngokukhawuleza emqaleni, ingcinga yesibhedlele ayizukukhumbulwa. Iza kwingcinga ngohlobo oluthile lwethebhulethi yomlingo, enokuthathwa-kwaye iya kucinywa ngokukhawuleza kwaye iyeke ukuba nengxaki.4. Uhlala uziva "hayi kakhulu"
Olo xinzelelo luyaxhuma, emva koko intloko, intamo ayiguqukeli ... kwaye isilimo siwela rhoqo ngempelaveki - kwaye ngoMvulo uyikhwele.
5. Abasebenzi iingcinga zikundwendwela nangaliphi na ixesha.
Xa usapho lukukuthulula kwipikniki, embindini wengoma ethi "Oh Moroz-Frost" uqonde ngequbuliso Xa izihlobo zikhutshelwe kwi-cafe, ngokuthe cwaka Fumana ifowuni kwaye ujonge i-Wordmail.6. Kwikhefu uhlala unxibelelana
7. Nawo nonke niphindaphinde izihlandlo ezininzi
Umbono wokuba kwisiginitsha kwincwadana leyo inokuba yindawo egqithisileyo, ikuhlambe njengotolo lwetyhefu. Kwaye ungxame njenge-lan enqengqelekayo: buyela nolawulo. Inqaku elongezelelekileyo lihlazo elihlekisayo kunye nomxholo weHarakiri.8. Uyayiqonda yonke into ebhetele kune "bona"
Ikhoboka lathumela ulungelelwano oluzalisekileyo apho kuphele iinwele. Kulula ukubuyisela kwakhona ukuba ungayichaza into engalunganga apho. Umqeshi wajonga umsebenzi wakho kwaye ubeke amabango obudenge. Ewe, akukho nto ayifundangayo kwi-2!
9. Cocliners akucaphukisa
I-Instagrams ene-cocktails kunxweme lwentende okanye ihleli kwindawo evulekileyo endlebeni ibangela ukuba ingcinga enye: "Ngaba i-Weverlic ... Yintoni - i-typin?"10. Uxolo, kodwa ngoMgqibelo ndiza kuba ndixakekile "
Akukho mntu ungothuswa yile mpendulo evela kuwe. Bakunika ukuya emlanjeni okanye kwimovie ngaphezulu, ukucoca isazela, sele sikutsisela ngaphandle kolu luhlu.
11. Iqabane (-a) kwaye abantwana bayakukhumbula
"Kufuneka, kufuneka sinikezele kwintsapho ixesha elingakumbi," uyacinga. " - Ekugqibeleni, ndiyabasebenzela. Ngendlela: Sisenokuba sagubungela abaphulaphuli boomama nootata! .. "
12. Uhlala uphosa i-godgets
Ukuba iselfowuni ilityalwe kwitafile okanye naphi na indawo yokuphinda iphinde iphinde icwecwe, le nto iqinisekisiwe kunye ne-hysterics. Phantse ngaphandle kwebhulukhwe ekhaya ukuya kuphuma.13. Kunzima kuwe ukuphazamisa kwaye utshintsha
Ukuba umama onomama wakhe ubiza ikota phakathi kwesicwangciso "kwaye siye sachitha imozulu ... kwaye injani impilo yakho?", Ubonakala njani kuwe uMarcianin. Ukuba umntu osebenza naye ulungele, uya kuwuphendula lo matshini: "Ewe, ewe, ngoku," kwaye ngomzuzu oncomekileyo, ukuba inyikima, inyikima.
14. Ukuba kukho into engafakwanga emsebenzini, ungonwabanga kwaye ungonwabanga
Kwaye ayikuthuthuzeli ngokukodwa kwilanga elidlala imiboniso bhanyabhanya yeglasi, ingoma ehlathini, okanye i-ice cream, okanye i-shroking intloko: "Usengcono kunaye wonke umntu." Uyayazi ngokuqinileyo: Xa icebo elikhulu lijika, alinakuba luhlobo oluthile "lubhetele." Yonke i-Tlen.
15. Xa uphela iprojekthi enzima, awukhathali
Kungabonakala ngathi ukugqiba, uloyiso, lufanele lube yimeko ehambelana nayo. Kodwa wakhathaza indebe nge-champagne, uziva ukhululekile kwaye unolwaneliseko, kodwa abanye badidekile kwaye ngomso.16. Ixesha liyantya ngokukhawuleza
"Ihlobo sele lihamba ... liyimfuneko! Kubonakala ngathi izolo icwangcise intwasahlobo ... "- ucinga, ujonge kwikhalenda. "Unyaka omtsha kungekudala? Kwixesha elidlulileyo, kwaye kwavela iingxelo ... "- ucinga, ukhulisa intloko kwixesha elizayo.
17. Kutheni kwiintsuku ezingama-24 kuphela? "
Ewe, kubetha ubomi bakho, ikwayara yakhe ephambili. Ewe, nokuba ubuncinci iiyure ezisibhozo! Kwaye ukuze ungalali ngento enobuchule ... kodwa uyazi ntoni? Emanzini obunzulu bomphefumlo, wena ngokwakho uya uqikelela ukuba ukuqhuba ngempumelelo umzimba wakho, zingaphi iiyure osinika zona. Kuba uphila ukusebenza. Kwaye isengqiqweni ngokuchasene noko ... kufuneka sisebenzele ngokucacileyo kuyo! ;)