Unokuhamba kancinci kwaye ubaleke kunye nentanda yakho kwisiqithi esitshisayo. Ungawukhusela ugqirha wakho kwaye ungaze ukhawuleze. Batsho ukuba kukho oomama abancinci abangabonisi iifoto zezimumu nakubani na. Kodwa hlala ekutyeni kwaye uthe cwaka? Ewe, andikwenzanga. Umhlaba kufuneka wazi. Iintombi ezithobekileyo zahlulahlulwe zaba ziintlobo ezininzi, kodwa zonke zingenabugqwetha.
Ingxaki
Iqonde kwimbiza ye-kindergarten elubomi yintlungu, kwaye nasiphi na isiphumo esivela ngokugula ngaphakathi. Imilinganiselo ye-semi-ye-sunces. Ukhathalela intlanganiso, ubambe ngaphezulu eludongeni, kwaye izwi elibuthathaka lihlekisayo ukuba kwiveki ephelileyo litya i-carot ye-carggish (1 PC. Ukukuthiyikisa, mbi kuye, ukuba akubanga lungisa ipetroli eMartin, wada wasweleka endlebeni yakho. Okanye, kubi, kwizidenge ezingaziqondi izibonelelo kunye ne-buzz into entle njengokutya okunempilo.Ukuqhutywa
Iinkumbulo ezingaqhelekanga zobuntwana bobabini kunye nokuhamba kwenkqubo akuyi kuvumela nakuphi na ukuba bahambe. Ewe, ukuba unciphisa umzimba, ke indimbane, yonwabe kakhulu. Ndiqale ukufefa ngenzondelelo kwaye ndihamba rhoqo neentolo ezintsha zabahlobo. Kwaye masibe zonke izityalo! Kwaye masinciphise ubunzima! Kwaye masiye kwimidaniso, i-yoga, ukuphosa i-kernel kunye ne-zombie! Akukho mntu uhamba naphina, kodwa akayiphumi. Usenokuba ukonwabisa iminyaka.
I-theorist
Mbize ebusuku - kwaye akavuki bakuxelele kunokuba i-cholesterol engendawo yahlukile kwaye ungatya ngosuku lwesihlanu lokutya. Kwi-cafe, uthetha ngazo zonke iintsilelo ze-duucan kwaye ugxeke i-versin ". Kwaye ke, ngaphandle kokunyathela iliso, vumela i-kahirburger ye-storburger kunye ne-cessert "ye-chocolate". Kuyo, iivithamini kunye ne-polyproplene ene-polyproplene, into enjalo.Ibhlog
"Isidlo sakusasa satya i-cabbkerel. Ndiyaqhubeka nokujonga. " "I-Perlovka emanzini. I-om-nom-nom! # Hoody. " "I-cookies enye kunye ne-cookies! Andinanto yanto Ndiyinkomo etyebileyo! #Stop yokutya ". I-Blogger ijika ubudlelwane bayo obunzima kunye nokutya kwimfundiso yoluntu, kunye nangexesha lokutya kwakhe, abanye abantu abaninzi banikiwe. Ngaba imama ima phambi kwentshatsheli ekhohlakeleyo yeKhachapuri? Yintoni le, ngaba ipholile kwikhukhamba? I-cheesecake okanye iSaladi yezeMpilo? Chu, ivumba njengonxantathu wothando.
Sovetack
Esona sakhe sixabisekileyo, ukunxibelelana nowenu uya kuphulukana nobunzima. Kuba ayinakwenzeka ukuba icofe into ephantsi kolu phawu lokujonga. "Nkosi, musa ukuthi, ungatsho ukuba uza kuyitya!". "Ewe, uyazi ukuba zingakanani iikhalori kwiti?". "Ithontsi elinye le-cocoa libulala ihashe. Isilwanyana siya kufa kukutyeba kakhulu. " Kwaye ungacingi ngayo ebusweni bakhe ukutsala i-ponchik - uyakujonga, ngokungathi upholile intloko ye-kitten. Whiten kitten.
I-hitler
Kodwa enye intombazana yayihlala ekutyeni. Imini ihleli, izitulo ezimbini. Ngosuku lwesithathu uyavuka, Ijonga esipilini, kwaye kukho ububi ombi obubi! Kwindlala, umlinganiswa ungonakaliswa ngumntu wonke, kwaye ukunganyangeki kungabikho nto imbi kakhulu kwaye i-bifuffy iguqukele kwi-Empem. I-biochemistry elula - amanqanaba e-glucose aphantsi anyusa inqanaba lolwaphulo-mthetho. Indalo yasungulwa ukuba inxenye elambileyo iphinde ibuyise ubuvila kunye nezihlobo kwaye iyokuqhwila nabani na. Ungumzekelo, umzekelo.I-procevist
Ngaba uhlala ekutyeni? Well yintoni wena. Uhleli ekutyeni, kwaye ungayikhathaleli le nto kuwe caramel latte nge-cream-andikhathali ukuba iiwayini zibudlelane. I-Istivivivist sele ithathe isigqibo ngayo yonke into kwaye yayalelwa ngononophelo i-salad kwi-parsley kunye nomkhenkce ngomkhenkce. Kwaye ukumtyelela ukuba ahambe ngokubanzi ngokubonakalayo, akukho nto imbi yengqolowa iya kuphathwa. Owu, yintoni le lemum ngamanxuwa asekhineni kwikona yekhitshi ifihliwe? Kwaye le yindoda ye-protiviskin. Uyabona naye kanye ngeveki, kwaye uhlala kule.