1. Ubukele "isiponji" kwimizuzu engama-45 ngaphambi kokuba ndiqonde ukuba akukho bantwana kwigumbi ixesha elide - emva koko baqhubeka bebukela!
2. Uxolile kangangemizuzu engama-20 malunga nesizathu sokuba ungadli ukutya, nomntu ongakwaziyo ukubopha iishedi.
3. Awunakumbiza ngokuba ngumntwana wakho ngegama, ngaphandle kokuhlela amagama abazalwana noodade, umkhwekazi, umkhwekazi, amantombazana, abangazange bayibone eneminyaka elishumi, kwaye besenza i-binema, kwaye i-thertal i-cinema, kwaye inokwenzeka i-cinema, yaqala ukwenziwa kweyona ncwadi.
4. Emva kweyure yokukhangela, ekugqibeleni ufumene izitshixo zemoto kwifriji. Kwaye ndingamangalisi
5. Kwindawo yoluntu, jika ngokuzenzekelayo, ekuvile ukukhala kuka "Mahala-Maaaa!" Nokuba abantwana bakho abakho nani.
6. Uzibambe kangangokuba babhale iingoma ze-disney ngexesha lokucoca.
7. Ngexesha lesidlo sasemini seShishini, usike inyama ye-chef ibe ngamaqhekeza amancinci ngaphambi kokuba ndiyiqonde into oyenzayo.
8. Xa, xa kutshata, kuya kufuneka uguquke kwaye ufikelele kwiminwe yakho, ungazi ukuba ufumana "intloko, amagxa, amadolo, amadolo" kunye nokuphinda-phinda ukuhamba kwekliphu yabantwana.
9. Ushiye indlu kwizihlangu ezahlukeneyo. Awukho okokuqala.
10. Uphosile uhambo kwindlela ephezulu ukusuka emsebenzini, kuba ukuthula emotweni kukuphazamisa.
11. Uqale ukuphinda.
12. Uqale ukuphinda.
13. Ukuba umntwana ubaleka egumbini, xa uphoxeke ipipi, uzifihle ngenxa yesono, ukuze ungabelani.
14. Ungafunga ukuba ngalo lonke ixesha uya kuhlamba, ungayiva ukukhala kwabantwana.
Uqhumisele iikhilomitha ezimbalwa emsebenzini ngaphambi kokuba ndiqonde ukuba ndilibele emhlabeni umntwana esikolweni.
16. Ngalo lonke ixesha, bemkile endlwini, uqala ukuya khunga: "Kunqabile, iikati, phambili!" Nangona abantwana bengayijongi le kharwoon.
17. Uhlawulele ukuthengwa, washiya ivenkile kwaye waqhuba i-hardway ekhaya ngaphambi kokuba ndiqonde ukuba ndizilibale iiphakheji ekuphumeni.
18 Uyalibala izinto ezibalulekileyo: Ingubo yakho, umnxeba, ixesha lokwamkela amamkeli kwagqirha, amagama abahlobo. Ngamanye amaxesha uyandilibala ukuthenga iiwayini!
19. Uyikhangela yonke indlu ngokukhangela i-scelass kwaye yafumanisa ukuba lonke eli xesha babenalo entlokweni yakho.
20. Wawukhangela ifowuni kwaye waqonda ukuba ulungile esandleni sakho. Kuba uyixelele lonke eli xesha.
21. Bendiya kubiza omnye umqondiso. Uh-uh, akunandaba. Andisakhumbuli.