Zifumene kwi-wig ye-big kunye ne-slulass ezinkulu ezihleli phantsi kwetyholo ekumlonyeni? Okanye ukhangela iingxowa zakhe? Ngononophelo, ngaphambi kokuba ulwaphulo-mthetho luqengqele ixesha elincinci: khumbula uOthello!
Nazi ezinye iimpawu ezisi-9 eziphumayo ukuba ikhwele lakho liphuma phantsi kolawulo. Ukuba ufumana ngaphezulu kwesithathu, cinga ngayo - mhlawumbi lixesha lokuba "yiyeke"? Okanye yena - "ukuza kuthi ga ngoku"?
1. Umfundele i-imeyile
Kwaye nakwiSMS, yenza iishedyuli zeefowuni kunye nembalelwano kuzo zonke izithunywa ezisempilweni. Ukongeza, uyazi iiphasiwedi kuzo zonke iinethiwekhi zentlalo kwaye uphinda ujonge ukuba uthembekile na omnye komnye umntu akanamntu, uyakhwela kwimbali yesikhangeli-thixo! - Kwaye ngokukrokrela kubhekisa kwiintlanganiso zokusebenza. Kungekudala uza kuqala ukuthandabuza: Ngaba uhlala ethetha nawe ngefowuni kwaye abhale imiyalezo yothando?
2. Ujonga iimpahla zakhe
Iipokotho, iipokotho zangaphakathi, iipokotho ezifihlakeleyo kwiifutshane, onke amasebe ebhegini esebenzayo, iifolda namaxwebhu - akukho nto inokuzifihla kwinkangeleko yakho enomdla! Weza waphosa ihempe xa ehlamba? Ngokuqinisekileyo kwikhola yomkhondo kwi-lipstick! Ayivumeli i-jean yakhe oyithandayo, kuba "abamfuziyo"? Ngokuchanekileyo into efihlayo ngasekunene kwepokotho-ubona ngamehlo am, njengeempungutye phaya! Ungazi nokuba uza kukuxelela njani kanye kanye.
3. Ugcina uhlala ulandela
Iarhente yearhente kunye ne-arhente ye-scally -irens ezingundoqo xa kuthelekiswa nawe! Kukuphela kwendawo yokujonga-i-hardcore kuphela! Ukuba intanda yakho ihamba ngohambo lweshishini kwaye iza kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya iiyure ezi-2 ngaphambi kokuba ihambe, ke ukhona nge-4! Ngapha koko, sele unazo iidilesi, iinombolo zefowuni kunye nemigaqo-nkqubo yeinshurensi yabo bonke abahamba naye! Unengqokelela ye-wigs oyisebenzisayo ukutshintsha imbonakalo, i-smzen ye-mis, apho umbizayo, nezwi le-honedi, ukuba akakuyaleli ukuzonwabisa, kwaye umntu osebenza naye osebenza naye Eyona ntombazana imbi kakhulu, kodwa kufuneka ulawule imeko!
4. Kwimibutho, ukhetha ukuhamba enye
Kuba sisakhumbula indlela imassha yashiywa ngayo ngaphandle kwenxalenye yeenwele kwaye - siza kunyaniseka! -Izinxibo xa ibeka esichengeni ukuze isondele kuyo ngaphantsi komtha. Okanye isikali esihle sokuba uye waqengqeleka xa wayehlala kwindlu yangasese yonke imizuzu emi-2! Queue? Kwaye yintoni umgca-uye kwiibhasi kwaye udlule, hayi amadoda engamampunge wanika ithuba elikhulu lokubhala!5. Uyakhathala
Malunga nokungaphandle. Ukungakholiswa kwakho kunokubangela nantoni na: ibhedi engathandekiyo, ide kakhulu yincoko kunye noMama kwifowuni, enye ipati ehlanganisiweyo, ishushu okanye kuqala ukuba uyithandile kakhulu). Iingcali zengqondo zithi nokuba ngale ndlela utsala umdla wakhe, okanye i-DISPOT ihlala kuwe kunye ne-cined, i-cined, i-cined, okanye yakhupha ngaphandle. Kwimeko yokugqibela, unomona engenantsingiselo, njengoko uqondayo.
6. Uyalazi igama labo bonke oogxa bakhe basetyhini
Kunye namagama amakhwenkwe abo kunye namantshontsho ahlala (ezi zinto azinakuchazwa kwiiakhawunti, i-Lesbians zingenakuthembeka: Namhlanje kumantombazana, kwaye ngomso, u-puddles wesidlaliso, apho abazali babo Ibizwa ngokuba yi-20 kwiminyaka eyadlulayo. Ucinga ngokufumana umfazi ococekileyo kwiofisi yakhe ukuze aqhubeke nokwazi ukwazi ukuba bonke abasebenzi nemicimbi ehlala izeleyo. Kwaye enye ikhuriya kwiPoland.7. Uyabathiya abafazi
Obu buhle, olu lwazale, le nto yazala ezintlanu, kwaye le inomona, oku akusebenzi, kwaye rhoqo kujikeleza izinto, oku kuthengwa izinto ezibonakalayo, oku, Ewe kunjalo, yi-SLut, kuba oko imbonakalo ingumntu nje kuphela, lona uyazi ukuba akukho nto kwaye sisidenge, kwaye le nto ifundwayo yingcali ekhule ekhaya, nayo! Sicebisa ukuba ufumane ingxowa kwivili kwaye ufumane i-barbolavel ekufuphi- uya kuba lapho inkanyezi!
8. Ucoca ikati ye-grumpy
Kwaye abahlobo bakho sele bene-dollan fotzab, apho ungonelisekanga khona ngumntu wonke. Ndiyavuma: Kucacile ukubaluleka, kuyacaca ukuba ukhululekile kakhulu kwaye uqwalasele kakhulu yonke into enxulumene nesithandwa sakho. Imbono enye-kwaye umntu othengisayo omnandi uqhubela iinyembezi, intombi yakhe inikelwe yi-cocktail, kwaye intombazana eqhelekileyo esitratweni ikuvumela ukuba ube yikhilomitha. Kungekudala esipilini siya kuqala ukoyika.9. Uzishiye
Kucacile: Yonke imikhosi iya kumava kunye nexhala malunga nokungathembeki kwakhe. Izipikili zisuswe kwii-ellows, kwiinwele ze-chopenas, kuba uhlala ujikeleza umqamelo, iimpahla azinantlukwanga kwiveki yesibini, kuba awukabikho kwinkunkuma! Ucinga ukuba sisigidi seemeko ezahlukeneyo njengoko esitshintsha kwaye uyamthemba, babukele izigidi ze-ice cream, i-chips kunye netshokholethi, yintoni uhlobo lwebhokhwe ngokubanzi. Ngendlela, khange akhwele?