Amadoda, aphithileyo anqabileyo, izidalwa zinomonde. Kwaye imbonakalo ibandezeleka, kunye nohlanga, kwaye utshatele ngamanye amaxesha. Kodwa kukho iitempile ezininzi, ii-ACTs ezithi, ngokuzithandela okanye ezingazithembi, zinokuguqulwa zibe yi-tyranisaurus evuthayo ye-botany. Indoda iya kuhlala ikhusela:
Isixhenxe sakho
Nokuba umama wakhe uyitshicela kwi-borch entsha, kuba, kuyavela, kukho iklabishi encinci, kwaye ayinakutyiwa. Umntu omiselweyo oqinisekileyo unezinto ezimbini kuphela zokhetho kule meko: 1) Balale ngokukhawuleza lo mfazi; 2) Bulala lo mfazi ixesha elide. Kodwa le ndoda iyakucebisa ukhetho lwesithathu, ngequbuliso: "Sukuba nexhala". Sukuba nexhala, kuba umama, enyanisweni, uyakuthanda. Kwaye nguThixo onokuthi, Akavumeli ukuba ungamoyiki.Imoto yakhe
Kuthiwa ukuba imoto yemoto iluqhume ukuqhubeka kwelungu lakhe. Kuyabonakala ukuba, kunjalo. Ngenxa yokuba indoda iphendule ukugxeka kwidilesi yemoto yakhe kanye kanye njengomfazi kukugxeka umzimba wakhe. Oko kukuthi, umfazi ngokwakhe uyancwina ngesihloko esithi "I-AH, Ah." Kananjalo indoda ingatsho ukuba inaliti yi-bastard, ukumiswa kuyankqonkqoza, kwaye okunene "ipetroli itye ngaphandle kwakhe." Kodwa ukuba omnye umntu uxela malunga nayo ...
UMike wakhe wakudala
Umfazi akanamsindo, obeka esichengeni sokuphelisa i-T-shirt yendoda endala, ngaphandle kwemijikelezo emithathu yothethwano kunye nokubonisana. Umhlaba kude. I-t-shirt endala ecinyiwe umbhalo. Ukhumbula i-koktebel, iGoa kunye ne-blonde e-Partyta. Wayengumqamelo kwityhubhu phantsi kwe-chasherson kunye netawuli eBaikal Beach. Walala phantsi "iMuscovite" yakudala ", kwaye ngaphezulu kwethontsi leoyile (ayizange ibanjiwe). Indoda kunye ne-t-shirt yakudala yayinento eninzi. Kwaye kunye nawe, mfazi, kuphela ngesondo kuphela.Jedi.
Kulungile. Unokuba ngenxa yenkohliso ukuba abone umfazi weTitanic. Siza kugcina isandla size sichebe kwi-idiumpa iphone. Kodwa kuthatha kude kube sekupheleni. Akukho mfuneko yokuba uthi le yimfazwe "yenkanyezi", nceda. Hayi, kulungile. Iimfazwe zendawo, amaXesha eeClones, inkwenkwezi yokufa. Uthini ngawe? Isiqwenga somkhenkce ojijayo? Ukuya kwiintongomane, zipholile.
Ibali lesikhangeli sakhe
Ewe, i-porn. Ke ngoku?Imikhwa yakhe yobudenge
Ukuba abafazi babenehedesi, bayayazi indlela enkulu ngayo ukubakhuthaza umnwe. Kwaye ngubani othuswe kukothuka kwingcinga enye kuphela ngayo - eso sidenge. Kwaye ungatya amaphepha. Hayi kancinci. Iphepha A-4 liyathatyathwa, lisusa kuye kwisiqwengana kwaye sidle umdlalo webhola. Hayi, akalambanga. Umkhwa. Br-r-r.
Iindevu zakhe
Abanye abantu ababhinqileyo bangabanini bamadoda awo, abo, ngabanini beendevu. Ekuqaleni, nganye icinga - ngenye imini kamva, xa ingayi ndawo, ndiza kuyenza icheme. Ha ha ha.Umhlobo ebuntwaneni
Nokuba lo mhlobo akayichaphazeli kakubi (kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo uphenjelelwa nguye - izihlobo zabantwana azikwazi ukuba). Inkumbulo yokutyibilika eluphahleni lwamagqabi okugada iZimbile kwendoda engaphezulu kommangaliso ongathandekiyo womfazi othandekayo, awayehlala efihla phantsi kwe-bra.
Schumacher
I-Schumacher ngumfanekiso odibeneyo. I-Akinfeeev, iJordani, uStephen Hawking - akunandaba. I-cumira ayinakuchukunyiswa. Izandla kude noMichael, umfazi osisidenge.ITanki KV-2 nge-122 mm cannon
Lowo ucinga ukuba iplanethi ithwalwe nje ziiphikseli ezixineneyo, kodwa wayengazange abe nenkanuko yokwenene. Lowo ukholwayo sisidenge kangangeeveki ukuze sibe nesixhobo esitsha sokuziqhelanisa nobugcisa (esibonakalayo), singazi ukuba yintoni lonwabo lokwenene. Kwaye lowo ukholwayo ukuba indoda eneminyaka engamashumi amathathu ananye ifanele ihlale kumdlalo wekhompyuter, ayiqondi nantoni na ebomini kwaye, kakhulu, nge-Baba ngokubanzi. Eyona ndlela iqinisekileyo yokuphelisa ubomi bokuzibulala kukuya kumdlalo kwaye ukutshisa itanki yesidlo sangokuhlwa kwi-hankil yenja. Nangona kunjalo, ayikho into eyenzekayo: Indoda ayizukunika i-password yakhe ukuya kubazixhuli kwi-SS.