Kanda mitsara yakaita se "America - Nyika Gendarme" kana "Vanhu vedu veRussia, chokwadi chose chivimbiso" nyore uye vasingamiriri. Nyika zhinji dzakanetseka nekuvenga vavakidzani, iri pane chero chinhu chekuita imwe yeRussia Federation uye USA. Chii chiripo, vachiri kunyepa vachiremerwa vari pasi porutivi. Takaunganidza nharo gumi nemaviri dzakajeka vakaroora vakafanana neSouth Korea / North Korea kana Israel / Iran / Asi Zvakakodzera Kutaura Kuti Kune Zvimwe zvakawanda Pamepu! Uye kana iwe ukafamba-famba uchitenderedza kuvengana pakati penyaya nemaguta ...
Mexico vs Guatemala
Unofunga kuti, - Kwete, kwete chete kuti Guatemalan anotama kubva kuMexico, saka vachiri muUnited States, gamuchira visa nekukurumidza kupfuura vekuMexico vanotama! Uye iwe, newe, - Wepindura Guatemalants - Rekubudiswa, Voruphat Vorugu! Uye Spanish yako iri murombo, kwete zvatinazvo. Uye net Indian ropa zvishoma!
Belgium vs United Kingdom
MaBritish haakwanise kunyatsonzwisisa kuti nei aya mapenzi, vaBelgians vakanga vari, kutaura zvazviri, guta guru reEurope, vane mahofisi makuru eBrussels. Kune anonhuwirira brussels cappist, kana kuti chii? Yevan Damma? Vakatukwa muBureaucrats, vasingatombove nemutauro wavo. VaBelgian havatyi: vangadai vakabvisa nezve kabichi, iwe, iyo British, nekuti kicheni yakanyanyisa munyika. Uye kana isu taive nemutauro wedu, ungadai wakave usimbe kumutadzisa kubva kuBritish Caves. Mari, traffic mugwagwa, zvinhu zvese hazvina kufanana nevanhu, kunyange doro rinonwa inodziya, mumvuri!
Holland vs Germany
Iyo Dutch haidi kukanganwa nyika yechipiri. Uye kana German akabvunza mugwagwa muHolland, drang nah acharatidzwa kumba kana kuti: "Kutanga dzoserai huru yedu!" (Muhondo, maGerman akatora mabhasiketi eDutch). Chii chinoitwa nevaGermans vanopindura kuKrotko: Ini ndinoda kuti isu tichiri kufambisa muEurope?
Turkey vs Armenia
Zvese zviri nyore pano. MaArmenian anoti: Kuurayiwa. Uye turks iri: Pepa rerudzi rweTurkey! Chengetedza! Makore maviri Ekupedzisira!
Spain vs Portugal
Portugal haisi zvachose kunzwisisa izvo zvinotonyanya kuenzanisa kuseka, "Spanishards anofunga. Uye iyo portuguese inotsamwa: zvakaringana kuti isu tivhiringidzwe nevarwi vepani. Zvakanaka, iva nedzimwe nyika zvishoma izvo izvozvi, kusarura kwehupenyu hwese! Ehe, uye tine rurimi rwedu, ndatenda.
Somalia vs Etiopia
Muzana ramakore regumi nematanhatu Imam ahmed, pamucheto wetsiva, uchifamba nendima yeramangwana reSomalia, takabata kanenge zvese muKristu wechiEthiopiya. Kubva ipapo, chimwe chinhu chisina kuiswa uye chinotsanangurwa nekushungurudza nguva dzose. Zvinoenderana nezvinodzidziswa, vavakidzani vanochinjaniswa nekuratidza mhando: Hei iwe, ngamera! - Chii chaunoda, varanda vakasarudzika?
Australia vs Indonesia
MaIndia okufunga nezveAustralia neveAustralia neRacers Racirts, iye chete ndiye chete anouya uye pester indonesia vadiki. Iwe pachako uri mufundisi, - Mhinduro yeAustralia, - ndizvo zvawakaita muPapua? Uye iwe, maGenesies anotsamwa, achiputira zvikepe zvedu nevapoteri, zvatisina chinhu chekupa chikafu. Uye iwe unouraya fodya yedu yekufa (chirango cherufu chekushandiswa mbanje), "akadaro veAustrali. - Asi iwe kumutungamiriri wedu purezidhendi uye vadzidzi vedu muzvikamu zvatiri kugumburwa ... Kazhinji, ndezvenguva refu.
Sweden vs finland
Iwe unotora majee anonyanya kutuka pamusoro peBlondes, chinja blonde pane swedes, uye, funga, mafungiro ekuti iwe unonzwisisa. Panguva imwecheteyo, mafuro akawanda akakwirira anoitika, Damn, kubva kuSweden! Zvinonyadzisa. Swedes, asingade, apo ava vadzivira vanouya kwavari, vanotengeswa uye vanoenda kunopararira. Zvakanaka, kuti zvinouya sei kuHockey, wobva wanyora (kunyanya muSweden Finn's Comments on uTyube).
India vs Pakistan
IZVI ZVINHU ZVESE ZVESE ZVESE. Pakistan anotenda kuti maHerman evatambi vemarudzi anotyisa anoda chero munhu ari muIndia peninsula, kunze kweIndia. Uye marara okusundidzira ivai kuti vatengesi ava uye magandanga eJihad akarongwa munzira yedu? Uye neimwe nzira ndinoda kusarudza paKashmir. Tese ngative zvedu. Kwete, yedu!
Brazil vs Argentina
Aya maBrazilians ari ese ari nyore kuwana, kunyanya mubhora. Uye vaArgenian veArgenian vanoenda kumakwikwi, iwe unofanirwa kubatana nerukundo nemeno uye nemarara mune akawanda akasimba. Saka vanofunga argentina. Brazil anotenda: Gamuchira, kurasikirwa! Ehe, uye mafani evapristi vavo kuti vabate. Uye Kazhinji, isu zviri nani kuti vaGernes vanonzi vanorwara kupfuura kwamunokukorowana. Zvakanaka, neimwe nzira zvinonyadzisa zvekuti zvakawandisa, varombo muhondo, vanokwanisa kurarama zviri nani kupfuura vapfumi veBrazil. Ndozvakaita sei?
Mavara Manyori: Elizabeth Ponomarev
