Vanoti kune zvakanaka, vakangwara uye vasina mazita vamwene uye isu, tenda mazviri. Isu uye muSanta Claus tinotenda, nekuti muhupenyu panofanirwa kuve nenzvimbo yechishamiso. Nekudaro, sekuratidzira kunoratidza, chishamiso chisingaitika nguva dzose.
Kungwara kurwa
Vamwene vanoti vanozivisa kamwe kamwe pawakafunga kuzorora zvishoma. Sezvo iyo ichiverenga nguva yakakodzera - sainzi haizivikanwe, asi iwe unofanirwa kurara pane yakasarudzika yemashiti ane piritsi mune rimwe ruoko uye mojito mune imwe, amai vangu-mukamuri. Chinangwa chake ndechekukubata iwe chimwe chinhu chinonyadzisa (zvingave zvakanaka, chokwadika, nemudiwa wechikepe, asi "Mojito" ichauya zvakare). "Ah. Ini handisi nenguva? Zvakanaka, dzorera varaidzo, mwanasikana. " Ive nechokwadi chekuti mushure meminiti anouya "mukomana murombo" akaroora chidhakwa. Uye akayambira.Chisarudzo: Pasina kudanwa kwekutanga kuchikumbaridzo, vamwene havatenderwe. Nguva mbiri dzinogumburwa, dzinobva dzamuka.
Kurwisa Mai Schchami
"Iwe wakarasikirwa nehuremu. Chii? Haugone kubika "? "Vamwene vachataura chaizvo kuti kana" mukomana "murombo achamhanyira kwaari mushure mekushanda muchivande kubva kwauri. Iwe, achagomera uye opa chimwe chinhu senge: "Kushai-dai, mwanakomana. Kunyangwe amai vaunonakidzwa, "kuitira kuti munhu wese awonekwa, ndiani mukadzi chaiye pano, uye ndiani bhudhi kubva pini yekusona. Uye usayedze kuita zvikonzero ne bruschetta yako uye zvimwe zvinopfuura mugecon. Shumba dzamai vevhiki chete dzinokwanisa kudzosa murombo kuupenyu.
Chisarudzo: Ruoko nekuremekedza. Nokungwarira gadza chiratidzo chinoshamisa. Vimbisa kuti ndizive mangwana. Kuti uwane zvakachengeteka.
Sniper kupfura
Iwe uri munhu mupenyu, saka iwe hauchwanise kuve wakanganisa. Zvakanaka, pane swelen sweta pane makumi mapfumbamwe degrees, kana zvisingaiti zvibodzwa compote. Zvino, Mwari anokurambidza mumarara eudiic kutaura chokwadi kugoverana izvi nevamwene vangu. Maburi ako ese anopinda muchitokisi chakaparadzana, anoongororwa ipapo, uyezve chikamu chinopihwa pasi pesavha "kuongorora kwako". Kunyangwe mumakore makumi matatu, amai vemuroora vachakuyeuka iwe uye vanokundikana mishonga uye vakanganwa mumwana wehurume. Kuitira kuti usazorora.Chisarudzo: Hapana chimwe chete-Mutemo kuti usataure, asi kana zvichazombobvunza kuti "Ndiani Akajekesa" kuti anyarare, sevaPartisans pakubvunzurudzwa. Ndiani? Pushkin.
Kapeti Bumbing yekuchema
"Chimwe chinhu chandainwa zvakare," "Makandikanda" uye "Hapana Anondiunza kuna mai vekare veKefirchikikik." Kujaira? Amai vanonzi Vanotarisirwa! Kana iwe wakakamurwa kubatikana, saka chimbuzi chakakundwa, chimbuzi chakakwenenzverwa, nguruve dzinoenda kuDanho, uropi uye bubonic denda, saka iwe uchiri kuda kutakura vamwene vese kubudikidza neguta rese. Muchokwadi, zvinozoitika kuti denda reBubonic rakangoerekana rajekeswa, asi pane mapani uye makuhwa emakomo.
Chisarudzo: Enda, iva neshuwa, teerera makuhwa. Kutsungirira. Bata nekuseka. Pakupedzisira, iwe uchambombove zvekare.
Zviitiko Zvinotapukira
"Usati wavapo," achadaro uye anomirira miromo yake munzvimbo yakakosha. Saka zvine chinangwa kuna Moroni anoziva kuti "zvisati zvaitika," usati waroora kana kuroora. Kana mwanakomana wako asingabereki zvakakwana, Amai vachatsanangura chigunwe mumunwe wake, zvakaipa kwazvo, Crochkin, hupenyu. Semuenzaniso, kusvika pari zvino mwana asina kunaka anofamba musango rapfuura, vamwe vacho vanotenga bhutsu yechishanu. Uye ichi "mumwe munhu" anogara achizviita amanicure pachinzvimbo chekugadzira bastard ichirova kudya kwemanheru. Uye kazhinji, mumwe munhu akare akamira zvakarembera mutsipa uye kutasva. Zvinoendepi? Zvisinei. MuSaratov, semuenzaniso.Chisarudzo: Ndinovimba kuti murume wako murume anonzwisisika, aine hutano hwepfungwa uye pfungwa yakanaka yekuseka. Zvakanaka, tenga shangu kwaari, zvimwe zvaanenge achembera?
Diversion kumashure
Kunyanya kusanzwisisika vamwene, pamwe chete nevamwene, izvo zvakatoyedza zvese zvaairamba uye zvakatambura fiasco, zvirokwazvo zvichatendeukira kunzvimbo yenguva dzose mumashure mako. Pasi pekutanga, ini ndichagara nevazukuru "kana kuti" cutlet ichaunza ", achaenda kumba kwako ndokutanga kuunza oda yake ipapo. Iye asina tsitsi anobvisa mufareji kubva kuArugula, maumbure "miseve" simbi, "varimi" vane hundo "neRudo rwakakosha ruchaparadzira mabhurugwa ako aine makona matatu.
Chisarudzo: Stitcher mune bud. Anoda kugara nevazukuru uye kubatsirwa kupurazi - Ndatenda zvikuru, asi mukati mezvikamu chete zvibvumirano. Uye hapana nyundo nemakona matatu.
Kamwe kamwe kurwisa
"Ndiri kukushanyira kusvikira may." Mhoroi, Nightmare Nightmare! Maiwe, kwete kure kure nemana chete. Ingova nelote, zviri nyore - munguva pfupi - munguva pfupi inotevera vamwene vakadaro vanounganidza zvinhu uye vanoenda kuRavoisi, vane chivimbo chekuti mwanakomana wavo ave kuda kutyaira mubhokisi. Asi vamwene, vanongoerekana vagadzirisa kugadziriswa, zvaakanga asarudza kushushikana kubva ku "vana", kana zvakatonyanya - mamayinari, achipinza zvisungo zvemhuri uye otamira zvakanyanya ku "vana" Nokusingaperi - iyo yeropa thriller ine mutsika weAsh mu yekupedzisira. Yako, nenzira, Ash.
Chisarudzo: Ramba kusvika pakudya kwekupedzisira kweropa. Wakaremara kushaya pekugara, kuuya kwepamuviri, nymphomasikana, lunatism uye allergies pane soup. Uye kana iyo inotyisa ichiri kuitika - kusvika pakarepo kutora simba mumaoko, kusanyatsotsanangura kuti ndiani mugamuchiri pano uye asingabvumirani kuti apindire. Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, soup musi weChishanu uye iyo canal "imba" inogona dzimwe nguva inogona kupukunyuka.