Varume Idiot Cuisine: GLOOMY PEA SOUP

Mumazuva ekusahadzika, mumazuva ekusahadzika, mumazuva ekuratidzwa pamazuva okunamata, izvo zvakafamba zvishoma mukupararira, kufadza midzi inonunura. Uye midzi yedu inoshuva uye doro. Sezvinei nevazhinji vatinozivana navo, isu tine hangover uye nyore kushungurudzika. Naizvozvo, isu tinoenda kuchitofu, chitofu pane nheyo dzedhiziri dzechirume uye tinobika uye tinobika soup - refu nekuwanda uye multistage. Kupfuura zvese, inzvimbo yakadaro idiot kitchen? Izvi zvigadzirwa zvemhando yepamusoro zvine mwero kune mashoma kupisa kupisa. Iyi ndiyo shoma yenguva iyo inogona kugara ichishandiswa pane chimwe chinhu chinonakidza - basa, varaidzo, kufamba, mitambo, manhamba, ekukurukurirana. Uye ikozvino chii? Nekushanda, chimwe chinhu chisinganzwisisike, chinonakidza - chinodhura, kufamba pasi pemvura yechando hazvigoneke, uye chero hurukuro dzechero dzakateedzerwa kusvika pakukurukurirana kwekunze kwekutsinhana kwemari uye njodzi dzemari. Saka tinotora? Uye akanyorova. Imwe girazi remhepo rakaomeswa pea zvinodiwa kubva manheru kuti rinyorese mumvura inotonhora. Iwe unogona, zvisinei, kwete kubva kumadekwana, nekuti mangwanani, nekuti zvese zvakafanana pea soup chinofanira kunge chiri murima, kana brizzard iri kushanda kunze kwehwindo, inodonha munzvimbo yemoto, uye mudumbu zvishoma ichimhanyisa nzara . Saka, apo mapundu achamuka, anofanira kuiswa mumugodhi uye anobika. Zvakanakisa - mune yakasimba yehuku muto, asi kana iwe uine usimbe zvakanyanya kutenderedza nehuku zviwi uye mitsipa, unogona kuita pasina mvura. Kubika peas kunofanirwa kuve wachi kana imwe nehafu pamoto unononoka. Musiyano pano ndewekuti pea soup, sePasta, inogona kufungidzirwa mu porridge, uye pamwe al dende. Kana iwe uchida potature yakanyorova, iwe unogona kubikira nguva yakareba Kwete kuti iwe waifanira kunge wakamira pamusoro pepani yese iyi imwe nehafu maawa, asi dzimwe nguva mapundu anofanira kushanyirwa, achikurudzira, kukurudzira. Taura naPeas, iri mune chero kesi inonakidza pane kunyaradza shamwari iyo yaive yatodzingwa. Peas apo peas yakabikwa, iwe unogona kupfeka. Sunga matata akati wandei, semuenzaniso. Chinhu chikuru hachisi chekuita. Dzimwe mbatatisi mune pea soup isingafadzi dzakasiyana-siyana dzemavara uye dzisina-lass, asi zvinonakidza zvinonakidza. Swipe ine mbatatisi - Tora mbatatisi soup, chiratidzo chechido, hurombo uye dambudziko. Tevere, iwe unofanirwa kucheka mbira dzakaputa mbabvu uye mamwe mamwe Ham kusvikira iyo nzara yatanga. Cheka carrots. Pano, zvisinei, hondo yechitendero inotanga. Vanhu vazhinji vanotenda kuti karoti pamwe chete neuta rinofanira kuendeswa pane pani yekubika pane mafuta akasendamira, uye kunyange pane iyo kirimu. Uye humwe hupfupi uhwu hwakanyanya kuomeswa hunopa kingergarten, chipatara, bonde njere nenhamo, uye vanomudzivisa sedenda. Saka uta hana pane hana yako, uye karoti haigoni kungofa.Uye ipapo iwe unofanirwa kusanganisa izvi zvese: Kanda mbabvu dzakapetwa muPeas, pane mbatatisi uye karoti, dzinoverengeka pende yepepuru uye zvishoma (zvishoma! Patafura kuti ishumire nema greens, yakatemwa zvakaringana hanyanisi (zvirinani pane mhosva, yedu merera) uye girazi re vodka kana kutinhira kunovava. Nguva yechando ichapfuura, uye ipapo, iwe unotarira, uye njan ichazvimba.