Vanenge makumi mapfumbamwe muzana muzana vasikana vadiki havasi, uye hongu, vakataura vabereki vezuva: "Ndiri kuda kuva mukomana!" Uye muromo wemucheche, sezvaunoziva, zviripo kwete kune runako chete, asiwo rwechokwadi. Mukomana aipisisa, uye isu tinoratidza icho nePollinka:
Poshi. Varume vanofanirwa kuve vanongotarisa chete kumeso. Ehe, uye izvo - kwete nguva dzose.
2. Kana murume uyu akarara, ipapo ongororo yacho yaive zvakare.
3. Kuti uve gamba, murume akakwana kugadzirira pilaf kamwe pagore.
ina. Kana murume uyu akapisa pilaf yake, akagara achiedza uye akanaka, uye haafungiri pamusoro wenyaya "Ini ndiri mbudzi isina humhutu."
shanu. Murume haafanire kurambidza mazana, zviuru nemazana ezviuru zvechitarisiko, izvo zvakaringana zvichaderera.
6. Kunyangwe pakutambira kuna Mambokadzi weEngland, murume haafanire kupfeka zvitsitsinho.
7. Nezve moms vechirume havanyanye kuseka kunogumbura majee.
sere. Mazita evatambi makuru nhabvu, hockey vatambi uye villeyball vatambi vanozivikanwa chete kuti vanyaradze nyanzvi. Nyanzvi dzakamanikana.
pfumbamwe. Panzvimbo pemanheru ese ekutarisa girazi re "Margarita", Tomno Gigh uye akarinda pachena, varume vanogona kungoita kuti: "Mhoroi."
10. Murume haafanire kuyera hupenyu hwese pachiso chetete pakati peProlactin uye feminism.
gumi neimwe. Murume haafanire kuratidza kuti akanyatsonaka nekugadzikana kwepfungwa uye kugona kutungamira mota, kunyangwe kana achinge angopfuudza hydrant uye achangodaro, ndiye haazi ini, iye amene. "
12. Hapana mumwe wemapepa haana kutepfenyura nyaya pamusoro peRudo rwekuporesa.
13. Varume havana kuenda kumwedzi, uye mumwe chete atove kusarongeka kwepasi rose.
gumi neina. Dzidzo yechirume ne default inoonekwa iri nani pane vakadzi.
gumi neshanu. Muchengetedzo yechirume yemuchadenga hapana chinhu chimwe chingadai chakasungirirwa nemaoko akakombama pane imwe nzvimbo kumashure.
gumi nenhanhatu. Chero munhu anoitwa nemurume, bouque yemaruva achagadzirisa dambudziko iri neinogona kuverengera kusvika zana muzana.
17. Iko hakuna kumbobvira nemhosva mune chimbuzi chevarume.
gumi nesere. Kana murume akangwara, hazvidikanwe kuderedza uremu. Uye kazhinji - zvese zvakasarudzika.
gumi nepfumbamwe. Iye murume haafanire kuronga kuronga kwekuchera matongo kuti awane makiyi muruoko. Kazhinji, zvinonyanya kuitika pasina ruoko, maFashoni ruoko, uye vasikana vanozoti "fuu, iyo ruoko rwakadii, Amai vakadaro?".
makumi maviri. Murume anogona kuenda kuzororo ne cap uye maviri ekupedzisira. Uye kana iyo chaiyo yekupedzisira icharasika, haina kugumbuka nemurume. Nekuti haazocherechedze.
21. Chitarisiko chechirume hachina chekuita nekugona kwebasa. Zvakanaka, kunze kwekunge tiri kutaura nezve striptease.
22. Mberi striptease inobhadharwa kumirairo yemukadzi pamusoro.
23. Kana mukomana achida musikana, iye haamukuvadza neese duri bhegi muMPOLOL.
24. Kana murume akazvirova nenyundo pamungwa, saka pasina njodzi yekuvhunduka, ine kodzero yekuudza nyundo zvakadzama, chii chaizvo naamai vake.
25 Kana murume achipisa, anobvisa hembe. Izvo zvinongotora uye kubvisa.
26. Kana Vasi aine shamwari yeMisha nemusikana waDasha, ipapo Dasha haazombofaniri kufungidzira kunge Vasya uye Misha bonde.
27. Munhu anogona kutora bhodhoro kubva patafura uye anodurura vodka mune yake yeaini yewaini.
28. Kana murume ane makore makumi matatu nemashanu, uye haana kuroora kana kuroorwa, zvakavharidzirwa mutsara wakasarudzwa nemurume anoyevedza.