Capricorn
Dambudziko guru reCartridges kana achigadzirira gore idzva nderazvo, Cuckish, zuva rekuzvarwa. Kuronga mazororo anouya anomira pane maviri whales: "Ndine marii?" Uye "Chii chandakaraira changu?" Vane ruzivo Capricor vanoshandura aya anopwanya aya manyoro mune imwe monolith: "Mari yakadii yeanopa?". Kubva pamhinduro dzemibvunzo iyi, sarudzo inoenderana ne - kupemberera zvese kamwechete kana kutevera zvese, kuputsa mabiko mumatanho maviri. Zvakanakira sarudzo yechipiri zviri pachena (zvipo zvichave zvakapfuura), zvinosanganisira zvinoenderana nechiropa. Nekuda kweizvozvo, semutemo, zvese zvinozorora pamazuva akananga - mukana wechisarudzo chekupfura kamwechete zvakananga kugera pakati pezuva rekuzvarwa uye Zvita 31st.
Aquarius
Aquarius yegore idzva iri kugadzirira nokungwarira - aquarius shave makumbo. Kana, chokwadi, iyi iri musikana weAquarius. Makumbo-aquarius makumbo haave kuveura, asi pfungwa yacho haichinje izvi - pagore idzva Evha, Aquarius inofarira bonde pabonde. Uye Aquarius, sezvatinoziva, izvi ndizvo zvisikwa zvakadai zvisikwa, izvo kusvika kune avo "apaki" vachatora nzvimbo inogara ine simba. Naizvozvo, kuramba pati ine ruzha kundopota pabonde, vanokurudzira vasina mano, asi kupokana kunomuponda: "Ungasangana sei, iwe unoshandisa." Zvakanaka, chokwadi chekuti gore rinouya ivo vachange vaine hunyanzvi pabasa, saka ndidzo nhoroondo.
Hove
Kune rumwe rutivi, iwe unogona kuenda kuKaznetsosv. Asi Kuznnetsov kuchave neSelivanov, uye handikwanise kuzviburitsa. Kune rimwe divi, bato iri mukirabhu mimhanzi yakaipa iyo iwe yausingakwanise kudzima, idiotic makwikwi uye yakawanda mayonnaise mune saladi. Ehe, zvaizoitika kuti uende kune yekare kambani uye kushandisa zororo nevanhu vasina kuona makore mazhinji, asi ndakasvetuka. Hove hadzizive kupemberera gore idzva. Hove hadzisati dzasarudza. Nekuti zvese zvakaoma.
Aries
Aries haisi kugadzirira iyo 31st yaDecember - isina chiyero ichocho. Zvakajairika ari mumasekonzi makumi matanhatu anopenda zvese kusvika kuKisimusi, uye zvirinani - pamberi pekubhabhatidzwa. Mabhati, sani uye kune gypsies. Kana maAries aine bhajeti diki, achataura semutengi, fani yekutamba, mutyairi wekabati nebhiza rake. Kana maAries asinganyanye mashoma munzira uye achiri kutinhira kushinga, pakupera kwaJanuary, kwete zvakanyanya kusimbisa njodzi dzenzvimbo dzekudenga. Panguva imwecheteyo, hazvidikanwe kugadzirira kugadzirira maAries - zvese izvi neimwe nzira zvinoitika.
Mhuru
Classic Tairons Holiday yakarongerwa kwemaawa akawanda munaKurume. Avhareji taurus inoziva chaizvo kwainoenda, chii chichava nekupfeka uye kuti haazonwa chero chii. " Iyo nhanho yeiyo 80th level inotanga kubheka inotonhora mavhiki maviri pamberi pezororo. Maminitsi mashanu pamberi pehondo yemakwenzi, mhuru dzine chikafu chikafu chakazara, uye mhuru iye amene, wakakiiwa mubhavhu, uchawedzera chirevo chefupa, nekuti zvinodawo kuve nenguva. Chaizvoizvo, kuwirirana kwakanaka uye shandira pamwe pazvirongwa zvekuti "wedzera chirevo chequerly" uye chakawira pasi. Nekuti mhuru, iyo "haizonwa chero chinhu" - haina kuitika. Ndeipi iyo mhuru yakadhonzwa kupi? Ehe, chero kupi. Zvirinani pano kune aries, kushaikwa kwemavara ekuvaraidza nekutaura mabheya.
Mapatya
New Year inouya kumapatya kamwe kamwe. "Ndeipi pfungwa iri kuuya makumi matatu kutanga?", Vanojekesa vakasangana, "nezuro pakange paine chegumi." Mushure meizvozvo, mapatya anodzikisira kakawanda mumaziso avo pane karenda uye - kuputira ... nekuhwina mitemo yehupfumi kuruboshwe, mapatya anotendeukira pasi gomba, uko kweminiti inowanzoita infinity. Mapatya emakirasi akasara kubva kugore rekare nehafu maawa ane nguva yekumira mumubhadharo wevhudzi rakavharwa, bika vanhu makumi maviri uye nyora gore idzva kutamba kweGore Idzva kwevashanyi. Ah hongu, uye tenga muti weKisimusi. Pashure paizvozvo, ndokuwira muchigaro uye kuungudza: "Rega ndinwe, fascist."
Cancer
Mwaka Idzva wekenza mutambo wepamoyo uye wakarongwa nenzira kwayo. Ingave yemhuri kana shamwari dzepedyo shamwari. Nekuti zvakakosha. Sumo dzakadaro dzinoita kuti ive nechokwadi chekuti denita reruwa richafungisisa nezve misoro "zvekuvapa?" Uye "kamwe kamwe havazofarire, pamwe shanduko, kwete kunonoka?". Asi izvi zvese, pane nzvimbo kana cancer isingashande kusvika pakati paDecember: Akadhakwa anotendeuka kuita maAries uye anogona kutenga netsaona tickets kuThailand. Uye Reflexion ichatanga, rubrev munaFebruary paSamui.
Shumba
Leo pamutengo haasati amire. Ari kugadzirira zororo racho zvakakwana uye nekufunga. Bvisa uye nehurongwa. Vaenzi vake vanozova nechikafu chinonaka kwazvo, chirongwa chinonakidza chetsika uye chakanakisa zvipo. Vashanyi vanogara pasi pemuti wakanaka kwazvo weKisimusi uye teerera mimhanzi yepamusoro. Panguva imwe chete iyoyo, mufaro wese wehupenyu hweshumba huchabereka hama uye kuda kwevadiwa zvachose. Zvakamukwanira kwazvo kuti iwewe, iwe, uchiziva zvakajeka kuti ndiani mambo wemhuka pano, uye ane shiri-shiri.
Virgo
Pane zvinhu zviviri: 1) Virgo Adore Holiday; 2) mhandara inoshanda. Kana isu tikaisa zvinhu zviviri mune imwe flask, musanganiswa unoumbwa, uko iyo inorema chikamu (olivier) yakaderedzwa kusvika pasi, uye inovhara zviri nyore (yakanyorwa nyore (yakanyorwa kuti mayonesa). Kana kuita, iyo inoputika mvura inosiyaniswa, acidity yePN 7.4 misodzi). Zororo racho rinoti chiitiko chechiitiko chevashandi vepamberi vanokwanisa kuronga kugadziriswa kusingataurike kupinda muGore Nyowani neimba yakagadziriswa. Semutemo, izvi zvese zvinopera nemapati akanaka nemitambo pane iyo nyaya "kungwarira, usatendeukira" uye vashanyi vakarara muchirambidziro chemahiti.
Libra
Zviyero zvakaronga shanduro gumi dzeGore Nyowani musangano. Uye zvimwezve zvitatu. Dambudziko nderekuti iwe unofanirwa kusarudza. Uye zvese zvinonaka ... Naizvozvo, zviyero zvekuedza hazvikweretesi zvichikweretwa, uye mukupindura mibvunzo yechipiri Gadzira ruoko - vanoti, vanofanira kurarama, mamwe mavhiki maviri, pakarepo icicle pane musoro? Nekudaro, kunyangwe uchiita ushe hwechisikigo, ino ndiro chiratidzo che zodiac muchiratidzo chazvino.
Scorpio
Scorpio iri kugadzirira nokungwarira. 146% inogadzirira chinyorwa. Ndokunge, achawana kubvisa bvudzi estzil kubvisa bvudzi, kunyangwe kana aine Evha weGore Idzva akamira muchirungu chemuchena. Panguva imwecheteyo, Scorpio inoratidza pachena mushumo wekuti iye achave nyeredzi yeizvi (uye chero imwe) husiku, kunyangwe shaggy naPajamas vachisvika. Asi zvichiri kugadzirira. Nekuti inonzi Scorpion - Iyo Kutasva muRhinestones.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius anoronga kurara. Nekuti ingatove yakawanda sei ?! Saka, Sagittarius anofunga. Pakutanga ini ndinoboora maawa kusvika maviri. Wobva wadya. Ipapo ane usimbe kuverenga zviso, achinwa doro. Wobva waenda kunorara kuti uve muchimiro kusvika kugore idzva. Ini ndinoteerera kuturikira, zvese zvese, enda kunorara. Hechino chirongwa chikuru. Handisati ndamboshanda, asi yakanaka ndeyangu, uye sekurota.