Columnist yedu, Ella Darkay, ane chipo chakakosha. Iye anoziva nzira yekunyora nezve zvinhu zvakajairika uye zviitiko zvevanoita zvinowedzera, nezve madhiri nemaruva, nezvevakweretesi uye kuti zvisingaite zvinokonzeresa hurukuro ine dutu. Ngatione kana panguva ino ichabudirira. Isu tatoita kubheka.
Nechimwe chikonzero, kazhinji chigumbuso paInternet pane zvinyorwa zvine mazita anonakidza senge "shamwari yako yemiriwo. "Chii?" Uyezve: "Shamwari yako miriyeri: Maitiro ekuita naye ?!" Pese pandinoshamisika, asi nekunyatsoverenga zvakarongwa. Uye ini ndinonzwisisa kuti handinzwisisi chero chinhu zvachose.
Maererano nezvinyorwa izvi, zvirimwa zvese zvinopenga zvizere, izvo zvakafanira kubata sevana vadiki zvakanyanya. Panguva yakaipisisa - yakangofanana neinopenga. Kune brown uye panguva imwe chete yakakuvadzwa kwazvo:
- Ah, edza kusatsamwisa shamwari yako! Kupfuura zvese, anogona kunge achikuvadzwa kubva kuhukama hwako!
- Gara uine miriwo yemakwenzi muhomwe! (Uye muhomwe - shuga).
- Enda kuresitorendi yakakosha, idya carrot carseerole, hushamwari hwakanyanya kukosha, uye iyo steak iwe yaunogona kudya uye imwe nguva!
- Kana shamwari yako ichiti monsters ari monsters, uye iwe pachako, nekuda kwerudo rwako, gehena rakamirira gehena, edza kusabvumirana nemaonero ake, saka zvirinani kusapokana! Mushure mezvose, kushamwaridzana kunodhura.
"Edza kusaratidza maziso eshamwari yako mujasi remvere, inogona kuitsamwisa kana kuparadzira." Tarisa muWadhi yako yewadhi zvipfeko zvakagadzirwa pasina kushandisa kweganda kana mhuka dzemhuka.
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Asi kukurudzira kwavo kuchanyanya kushamisika, uye chokwadi chekuti aya mirayiridzo inopa zviwanikwa kune vezvematiri. Uyo asina chinangwa chekutuka varombo kana kuvaisa iwo mufananidzo wevanhu vanowanzoita Sociopathy. Pane zvinopesana! Ivo vanovatsigira zvakadaro! Ivo vanoedza kudzoreredza hupenyu, vachishanduka kuita mapenzi akakwana, kubata uye vakatarisana nezvimwe misoro. Ipapo tiri kutaura nezve zvisingaiti zvaunoda.
Saka ini, semuenzaniso, usada melon. Uye rwizi hove. Uye cilanthole. Uye ndinoziva kuti isu, kusava-kushaya, kwete kana maviri kana maviri, uye zvakawanda. FUNGIDZIRA kuti iwe unoverenga tsananguro yeiyo chaiyo maitiro ane. Uye tanga kuzvibata zvinoenderana. Viga kubva kwatiri cilantro. Panoona nzvimbo yekudyira yechiGeorgia, tendeukira muAlley iri pedyo, uye ipapo kamwe kamwe iyo Kina ichasvetuka kubva muresitorendi uye icharwisa? Uye kana isu tikaronga (kamwe mumakore mashoma, mushure mekubika cabics achaisa uswa uhwu mune yedu mharidzo) Tisimbise uye edza kushandura kutaurirana kune imwe nyaya. Aripo? Kufarira?
Ini handizive, pamwe mumwe munhu anobva kune vanomesa (kana kunyange mazhinji ezvemari, izvi zvekukumbira ruregerero, kunyangwe zvichinetswa kuti munhu wese) seizvi. Chikamu chakanyanya nehasha chisingadyi nyama kubva pakufunga nehurongwa uye kuyedza kukukwevera kudivi rako. Asi iwe unotarisa - zvakadaro mushure mevashoma vese. Ehe, ivo vari kurova, asi chaizvo nekuda kwechishuvo chavo chekubereka vanhu nevharanhu.
Vazhinji varwi havana chikonzero chekuita pfungwa kubva kune yavo yekudya. Ivo havangofariri nyama, semuenzaniso. Kana kuti hazvigoneke nekuda kwezvekurapa. Uye isu hatizive kuti dzimwe shamwari uye vazivikanwe vedu varwi vezvemoto. Nekuti ivo vanonyatsoona kuti munhu anodya chete kana akashambadza. Iro pacharo inotarisisa kuti hazvisi nyore kuraira saladi ne shrimp, asi nekuda kwekuvimba kuti huku haina kunaka. Zvikasadaro, hauzofunge nezvazvo. Tsime, shrimp. Zvinonaka!
Vanhu ava, vakagadzikana uye vakagwinya, vanokwanisa kuzvitarisira. Usatumidza zita mushure mekukoka kwezuva rekuzvarwa kana muchato unodikanwa kuti uite menyu yakaparadzana iwe pachako, mhando yakadai. Ivo vanokwanisa kuwana ndiro yemiriwo mune chero nzvimbo yekudyira. Kunyangwe mbizi dzaFry mune chero munhu ndeyekuti, chokwadi! Kana kuhukura kushanyira vanhu vasingazive kubika vasina bumbiro uye mayonnaise, vanogona kubata saladi uye paki yezvakachengeta.
Ipapo vamwe vese havafanirwe kufunga, maitiro ekuita nemiriwo. Nekuti uyu mubvunzo wakasarudzika uye benzi. Kubva muchikamu che "maitiro ekuita nemukadzi" kana "maitiro ekuita ne skier." Mushure mezvose, miriwo yemiriwo hachisi chirwere, asi ingori nyaya yekupindwa muropa.
Uye mhinduro yemubvunzo uyu inogona kunge iri imwe: ita nayo seyakajairwa. Usapfeke navo, sezvinoita tube yakanyorwa. Asi usawirirane mukushamisika zvinorema uye usataure kuti vanopomera mhosva yakadaro, vachidzidza kuti shamwari yako haina kudya nyama. Tsika dzinopesana, zvisinei nezvikonzero zvavanokonzerwa - ichi chinhu pachako, kwete paruzhinji.