Zvese zvinowanzoitika. Isu tinochema pamwe chete nemi.
A - kutengeswa
Mamiriro ezvinhu apo sekuru vese vachakuputika, mukuru wehasha muHasha, Vaseline yapera, uye yave kuda kuitika yakakwana Fakap. Inouya kamwe kamwe, senguva yechando kana nhumbu. Iyo inoramba kwenguva yakareba.
B - Boss, brinsing
Sahwira ishamba. Nezvake safa, kana zvakanaka, kana chinhu. Une ushamwari inoenderana ne "kupusa". Kana vl ichashanda, uye mukuru ane rombo rakanaka, iwe unogona kushamwaridzana neunyengeri uye zvakadzikama kupusa pamwe chete nevamwe vatinoshanda navo.
In - yakamhanyirwa semuranda pane gallery, kunyengedza benzi.
In - yakawedzera samwaridzani pamaranda - izvo zvaunoita kubasa, mumaonero ako. Kubata benzi - izvo zvaunoita pabasa, zvichienderana nabhashi. Vaseline inochengetedza chaiyo lubricant, iyo itsika yekutora naye kune mukuru pane kapeti (Cherechedzo: Hapana akabatsira).
G - Chief kana General
Saka vanoti nezvemusha pavanoda kuti irinzwe uye nekukoshesa. "Yedu huru." Kana mukuru asinganzwe, unogona kushandisa rimwe izwi pane iyo tsamba "g". Kwete. Kwete "gamba". Rimwe izwi.
D - Dedilan
Zvisinganzwisisike kukosha, izvo zvakasikwa chete kuti "kubeza." Iyo yakareba nguva inopiwa kune yekupedzisira, iyo yakawanda maitiro ichave iyo nzira yekufunga.
E - gakara uye eBita
Mashoko akavanzika (sekufunga zvishuwo), zvichienderana nei iyo plass yehofisi inoratidza vafambi. Inofungidzirwa kuti inotaura yakakosha sejasi. Kumubvunzo "Izvi zvinoreva chii?" Kunaya maziso anotyisa zvechokwadi.
E.
Yakakosha kune yega yega yehofisi inoshanda tsamba. Ingotenda Shoko!
Zvakanaka ...
Imwe tsamba yakakosha yemushandi wehofisi. Inoratidza mamiriro ezvinhu apo vese vabasukuru vachipukuta, mukuru ane hasha, uye vaseline yapera.
S - muhoro, mutengi
Muhoro - izvo kamwe pamwedzi zvinobva kune Plankton Man. Yakanaka, yakangwara uye kunyange nerupo. Mutengi ndiye anoita kubva kune isina kukuvara plankton plankton-cannibal. Nguva dzose. Mazuva manomwe pavhiki.
Uye - kutanga
Chokwadi chekuti musina mhosva hachigone kurovedzwa, kunyangwe kana mukuru achikurudzira. Kunyanya kana ikakurudzirwa! Madzitateguru edu akanzwisisa kuti danho raiita rakaipa. Ndivanaani vekutanga kukwira bako kunze, anowana sabe yekudya kwemangwanani.
K - corporate
Older Orgy, chinangwa chacho ndechekuti rally muchikwata chimwe chete chine hushamwari. Hapana chinotenderera zviri nani pane mangwanani hangover, chidhakwa amnesia, kunzwa kwekunyara uye pikicha, kwaunofunga iwe nekuda kweiyo mboukh. Neraki, akapfeka. Zvinosuruvarisa - hafu.
L - Lemming, Crap
Lemming yakafanana nePlankton, asi inotaridzika zvakanaka. Laja ndeye 90% yezvigadzirwa zvakagadzirwa kana masevhisi anopihwa. Chero zvazvingaitika, mubvunzo "urikuitei?" 90% yevagari vanowanzo vapindurwa: "Ehe, Najae."
M - Message
Kana ichishandiswa, inotsiva chero mazwi anoratidzira. "Uye chii, ndine hurombo, turse mune iyi meseji"? - Kana mutsara uyu waifunga izvi mutsara uyu neakakodzera kuzvitutumadza, ipapo mutengi, uye pamwe naye uye kunyange sahwira achanzwisisa kwavakangotuma. Zvine hungwaru.
N - mutero, kuvenga.
Mutero anovenga bhizinesi. Bhizinesi rinovenga mutero. Hukama hwepamusoro.
O-inokwezva kwekunonoka
Kuparadzanisa kuverenga kwemanyorero, umo chero lemming is a genius. Chinhu chikuru ndechokuchengeta mundangariro dzevose dzichirwadza dzichirwadza, dzakasvitsa kuhama dzakazvarwa, usashandisa zvisina kufanira kudzora kwedumbu, uye zvese zvichave zvakanaka.
P - purofiti, p-c
Pundutso - izvo zviroto zvinogara zviroto zveShamba, uye ndeupi mushandi ari kupfira kwazvo, nekuti hapana mubatsiri pahupenyu hwake. Asi P-c inoratidzwa zvakakwana. Nekuti P-C inhoroondo inogara-yehuchitarisiko yekuwirirana, uye saka ari kwese kupi. Pachine pension, asi zvinodikanwa kuti urarame.
Hofisi yehofisi
Izvo zviga zvawina zvina zvoga zvinowoneka nokuzvidira uye chimwe chinhu zviroto zvekupaza muhupenyu hwake hwese. Asi kushaya simba pakunamata, haina kugadziriswa. Vamwe, zvisinei, zvinogoneka.
C - Musangano
Inosungirwa vhiki nevhiki (dzimwe nguva kazhinji kazhinji) Tsika apo muboss kana sahwira ichipfuudza matama ake, uye vamwe vese vari kunyemwerera nekuzvidzwa. Iko hakuna chirevo chinonzwisisika - mibvunzo yese inogona kugadziriswa mumaminitsi mashanu paSkype. Asi ini ndinoda sahwira.
T - timkuva tim 1 Kr.
Yakakura kwazvo uye yakasiyana kwazvo corporate. Ivo vanopukunyuka vakasimba.
O - kudzingwa
Yemahara, iyo inogona kuwana chero yakashinga lemming, ingo nyora chirevo. Asi haanyore, nekuti anoshandiswa kuchaketani, machira, akabatanidzwa uye akajairwa muhoro. Uye isu hatizvitonge.
F - Fakap
Icho chokwadi chekuti dzimwe nguva chinoitika kumushandi akauya neDeadande aive anonoka musangano usina kucherechedza mukuru nekuyambuka musangano uye zvichingodaro. Panguva yeChitenga, inogamuchirwa inotyisa uye yakagamuchirwa, rangarira maFakaps akagamuchirwa neNostalgic kunyemwerera.
H.
Imwe yakakosha kune yehofisi yevashandi venhau. Uye izvi hazvisi zvachose zvawfunga, asi xls.
C - Rusununguko Mutengo
Yakarairwa muchibvumirano chevashandi. Inonzi muhoro. Mutero mutero. Husiku.
W - Garaght purogiramu
Rondedzero yakadzama, uko nzvimbo yako inotsanangurwa pane iyi Damn Gallery. Padanho rakatsetseka remhirizhonga.
Kuvhunduka.
Vanoti pamberi, kana vachihaya mushandi, vakapa soup semuedzo wekuita uye kushushikana kuramba. Iye zvino pachinzvimbo cheboka remuedzo usina chinangwa uye kubvunzana. Dzokera soup!
E - Eichary
Yero zvidhinha, izvo zvakave nenzira yekuenda kuHofisi yeHofisi.
Yu - Yuga
Nzvimbo iyo plankton inotsvaga kutama mukati memazororo. Iwo mahombekombe akanaka uye hapana mukuru, Dedilayina naErichar. Fakapov haasi.