Iwe wakabvisa imba nyowani uye chaipo muvhiki yekutanga yakaona kuti yako Woodpecker yakafamba pamwe newe uye, zvechokwadi, haina kukanganwa yaanofarira puncher nekukwevera. Asi uku hakusi kwekuwanikwa kwega! Zvinoratidzika kuti vamwe vakasara vevavakidzani vavakidzani vakafemera masapu ese!
Stamja peresenti
Ambuya vane vana vanokuvadza vanogara pasi pako. Iye anorangarira kwete chete Stalin uye Krushchev, asi akabatwa, zvinoita, makore evana aJohani grozny. NezveKudaira anoratidza rwiyo rwekupfura ruzha rwekupuruzira padenga, iyo wachi husiku (ichavhuna rinhi chimwe chinhu kare?) Uye iyo TV iri kushanda pane yakazara vhoriyamu, hongu, kusarudza. Inoonekwa kazhinji kazhinji kamwe chete pasvondo - dzinenge nomwe.
Chikonzero chiri nyore - iwe unofamba kwazvo, mhanya uye kazhinji kurarama. Zvimwe une junk kune vanotama ?? Uye, nenzira, sei uchingogara uchiitika zvakadhakwa robs ?? Naizvozvo, zvinowanzo nyunyuta pamusoro pako nenzvimbo yematunhu emuno uye inokonzera mapurisa. Varindi vehurongwa nezvehuma dzehukama hwako nemuvakidzani vanoziva. Kunyangwe iwe unonzwira tsitsi uye dzimwe nguva kuuya nekeketi titi. Tii, kwete zvausingazive.
Hugh hefner.
Inorarama newe pachikuva chimwe chete. Izvo hazvinyanisi kunyanya dock, kukwazisa, kunyemwerera, marara pasi pesuo hakuna kukwana. Kusagadzikana kwega kwetsika tsika. Kutanga, vakadzi vanogara vari kwaari. Uye yakanaka. Uyezve, zvakasiyana. Maitiro Ekuita Iwe Usazive - Ungave Chinyararire uve negodo, kana kuti unonyatsotevedzera uye kugogodza Ishe kumadziro.
Zvakanaka, uye wechipiri, iwe unonzwa kusakara uye uchinakidzwa, uye machira uye kupopota izvo zvinogara zvichiuya kubva kuseri kwemadziro, vanoti muvakidzani wako ane bonde, mamiriro acho ari nani kupfuura ako. Uye iye, imbwa, makore gumi ekukura! Zvinonyadzisa, Hongu?
Maneja weimba
Anogara newe pane imwe nhanho. Iye anogadzira pasi yekushambidza graphs, zviratidzo zvinozvarwa kune dzimba nemunyorerwe "pabasa" uye rinowanzoita musangano wesangano pane staircase. Panguva imwecheteyo, pasi hadzina kutsamwisa musimboti, inokurudzira nenyaya yekuti ndiye ega muridzi pano, asi iwe pachako, unogeza. Anouya kuzopika kana iwe, mumaonero ake, kurova mikova yakanyanya kwazvo. Uye, hongu, mabhegi ane marara, ayo nguva nenguva anoonekwa pasi pemasuo ako, anozviisawo. Kubva mukukuvara.
Imbwa
Pamadutu emumugwagwa, yambiro nedutu uye tsunami, nemuvakidzani uyu anofamba nembwa. Semazuva ese pasina leash uye isina muzzle. Ehe, iwe unoziva kuti haarume. Zvakanaka, kureva kuti uri kutaura nguva dzese. Asi chaizvo nezuro, ichi chikara chakauya nemuvengi rottweiler. Uye yekupedzisira yaive nerombo rakanaka kune veterinarian. Ndiye simba rake rekufunga here? Imbwa iri kugara ichirovera, Howls kumwedzi uye kazhinji inotungamira mararamiro. Asi iwe unopfuura, usatya! Haarumi.
Samodelkin
Kuita zvakanaka! Zvese zvinozviita iwe pachako. Uye kugadzirisa, uye fenicha, uye zvakajairika pamaoko ese tenzi. Imwe "asi": gadzira yatove nemakore gumi nemashanu. Ruzha rwepamusoro wake anovenga zvese. Asi hapana madare pairi. Haaiti chero chinhu chakaipa. Nyundo chete. Uye saws. Uye kugogodza. Bazi revayedze pachayo rinoonekwa! Uye zvese izvi ndezve vhiki rese, kureba ... ndingadai ndakafarira kuverenga, nokutendeseka. Kana iwe uchifunga, pamwe mumwe munhu achiri kufambisa iyo perfiror kubva kunzvimbo iyoyo?
Mumwe wako
Pese pese nemunhu uyu ndiyo yakafanana nyaya. Iye, nenzira, anogara pauri. Kana akagadzirisa uye akaisa laminate, ndokuzoponeswa uye haina kuisa iyo insulting insulting layer. Naizvozvo, iwe unonzwa zvese - guruva rinowira pasi sei pasi, sezvaakadurura tii uye kuti anodedera sei foni yake, yaanoisawo pasi. Vaenzi vanouya kwariri nguva dzose. Newewo inzwa. Uye vachiri kuda kuimba pamwe chete. Kwete seizvi.
Vanoda kupururudza kwazvo nemanzwi anorwara uye nekuvhenekera pane gitare (iyo yamunofunga yatove netambo, mumwe chete). Ehe, ivo vese vanozviona nemwoyo wose kuburikidza uye vanoshamiswa zvakanyanya kana nguva dzese mushure me 23 iwe uri kudaidza gonhi uye kubvunza kuti unakidze. Uye chii? Kana vashanyi vasingauyi, muvakidzani anotendeuka mumimhanzi inonzwika uye anoimba. Pakusvika kwako pamusuwo nguva dzese dzakashamisika uye vabvunza kuti: "Uye chotakov?"
Madman
Kazhinji yakadaro kune iyo yekupinda yese. Wese munhu anonyatsoziva kana aine maExceticiquization uye anorarama aripo nacho. Zvakanaka, heino munhu. Uye anogona kupopota usiku, achisvetukira padanho uye anotyisidzira chisimba zvisingabvumirani. Asi iwe unongoda kutambudzika - iye anobata kune mwedzi yakazara. Uye kazhinji zvinofanirwa kunzwisiswa. Munhu ane hosha yakaoma, hongu. Uye doro pano harisi zvachose, usade tsvina!
Botanist
Anogara anokwazisa uye anodaro zvakanaka, jaya rinofamba-famba mberi uye, achipinda mumhepo, anobvunza kuti iwe]. Iwe haudi. Kufungidzira ingori imwe mhando. Chii chaari kukwazisa? Uye kazhinji mumvura ichiri ...
Pfambi
Ah, zvakanaka, zvese zvakajeka. Vakomana, iye, zvisinei, haatungamiri. Asi maneja akakuudza chivimbo chekuti imbwa dzakawona uye dzakaudzwa conciegor, sezvaari pane imwe nguva husiku pane tekisi yakauya vese vanodziya uye naphamra. Zvakanaka, chokwadi izvi! Uye mabhegi anogara achiunza vamwe. Uye manicure pamwe naye, uye hairstyle, uye akapfeka zvakagadzirwa neimwe nzira ... Chii? Pr masevhisi? Uku ndiko kunzi izvozvi!
Rekodhi
Inorarama pane yechipiri pasi (zvisingawanzo pamusoro) uye nguva dzose inokonzera kukwidziridzwa. Uye nguva imwe neimwe yaanogumbura kumirira, uye anofamba netsoka. Uye kukwidziridzwa hakuzive nezvazvo. Uye nguva dzose iye anozivisa nemutsa maoko ake. Pamwe chete newe. Nekuti iwe uri mukati. Nekuti pese paunononoka, muvakidzani wako anokonzera kukwidziridzwa. Ipapo unoziva.
Mhuri nevana
Iwe unonyemwerera zvakanaka paunenge uchisangana mumhepo, asi kana ivo vauya kwauri nemugovera mangwanani, kana iwe uchidzidza netauro mumusoro mangu (uye edza kuwana mhinduro kumubvunzo, nei nezuro mushure mekutengesa iwe Champal champagne), haungave mutsa kudaro. Nekuti panguva ino mwana ari kutanga kutema meno, nepo piano muperekedzi anouya kumukuru, uye avhareji iboka rose rekindergarten yekushanya. Uye zvese izvi zvine ruzha !!!
