Muchokwadi, iyo "yakasimba hafu" yevanhu yakawanda inowedzera, inonongedza uye inopfuura hafu isina kusimba. Kunyangwe zvakadaro vanofunga zvimwe. Asi isu tinoziva chokwadi newe. Uye isu tinoziva zvakare kuti zviri nyore kuuraya ndima kupfuura kupa mudiwa waicho kuti anokohwa. Denderedzwa regehena, dzichimirira donatel yakanaka, dzinoziva mumwe nemumwe wedu.
Denderedzwa 1 - "Guess yangu"
Ndiani anonyunyuta nezve kuti vakadzi ava havagone kunzwisisa? Ndiani anozivisa kuti anotapira haambotauri zvakananga, asi hazviitike mumazano asina kujairika? Hahaha - katatu. Avhareji murume wehafu yakanaka yaDecember akanyarara sePartisans mukubvunzurudzwa. Iwe unofamba kwenguva refu uine madenderedzwa, uye wobva wabvunza uri pahuma chaipo: "Uye chii chaunoda gore idzva, mufaro wangu", uye mufaro wakanyarara. Inoita munhu akasarudzika seyenga rehukueri, uye akanyarara. Uye iwe unoziva chaizvo chaizvo kuti zvinorevei kunyarara. Zvinoreva here "chaizvo iwe haugone kuzvifungidzira"? Ini handigoni, mufaro wangu. Nekuti ini handisi kuda, uye kwete Kashirovsky. Uye kunyange iye o octopus Paul, Ishe ngaakanganwe.
Denderedzwa 2 - "Ini hapana chandinoda"
Pano rinorangarira runako (kamwe kamwe !!!) kuti iye murume, uye anodaro akanyanya uye aine chero chinhu: "Hapana chandinoda, ndine zvese"! Kakawanda kakawanda hahaha. Rudyi seiyi: Hahaha, hahaha, "hapana chandinoda," hahaha. Edza kumupa "Hapana chinodikanwa," uye ufeme mweya unoshungurudzika, semwana, uyo asina kupa imbwa. Sunduts, iye achava ese mazororo eGone Nyowani uye kubva kunobva mwedzi mitanhatu shure kwavo, zvekuti iwe pakupedzisira wakazoziva zvakadzika zvekudonha kwako, chirwere chevilling. Naizvozvo, pakarepo ini ndisingade, "unogomera zvishoma, tora tsoka dzako mumaoko ako uye utange kuda kwako kufadza" Tsvaga chimwe chinhu, ini handizive kuti chii. "
Denderedzwa 3 - "Razori, Barstie kana Tie"
Iyo indasitiri yezvipo yakatsemuka munzeve, uye pakusaziva wakakunda nekuchenjera. Iyo yakajairwa seti ye "zvipo zvechirume zvinosuruvarisa, sechigaro chakatsaurwa cheMimosa saladhi musi wa1 Ndira 1. Razor, Cologne, tiie, cufflinks ... (Achavaripiko, achava murombo?). Uye kukosora. Kushne, iyo gehena raAye ... Bika ine yakanaka zvekuti, kana yaida, aigona kuputira Tutankhamoni kamwechete 15 mumutsara. Uye kazhinji, chero munhu anotakura zvakanyanya kukosora, kunze kweiyo chena-yakafukidzwa baba kubva kuPikicha Station? Kazhinji, kugehena uye kushanya kwehombodo! Tiri kutsvaga chimwe chinhu chakananga, chaicho uye chakakosha kwaari.
Denderedzwa 4. - "Tool"
Chii chingave chakanakisa chipo pane chishandiso chakanaka chekushanda? Barguzinsky Stable, kuti ave akatendeseka, asi, maiwe, hauna sarudzo, mwana. Naizvozvo, iwe uri kudhonza muObi, kune "yekugadzirisa" Dhipatimendi. Pane imwe nzvimbo uko, munharaunda yenherera, iwe unoona kuti gomba rakasviba rakatendeuka pamberi pako. Zvakanaka, Jehovha akaona kubva pakuchera iwe, isa, kusiyanisa. Asi maitiro ekusarudza pakati pemakita naBhoka, sei kuti vangazoziva kuti rudzii rwesimba runodiwa, uye izvi zvinopesana sei HRENVINI? Uye Kazhinji, chii ichi Hrenovina - kupi kwekuripi? Ah, uyu ndiye wokusavhunduka ... Ndo ... Izvo zvinodiwa, asi iyo drill inotaridzika sei! Pano iwe wakatarisa-tarisa mutariro yekubatsira vatengesi, uye kunzwa kweapocalypse kukufukidzai muzere. Yakwana nguva yekuita kusagadzikana uye godo varume. Pano fungidzira murume padhipatimendi repasi pepareni, kwaanosarudza panties kudiwa naye. Iyo inosangana yakanamwiswa, inonakidza ine chando ine nyoro nyoro kunyemwerera. Ivo vakabatikana, ratidza mhando dzakasiyana siyana (dzimwe nguva pachavo), vachinyepera. Guria - Yakachena Guria. Maiwe, zviridzwa zvaGuri hazvina kuendeswa. Masherufu ne screwddrivers - Iyo yekugara yezvisikwa-zvekumhanya-mhanya zvisikwa mumidziyo ine mafurateni, kutarisa kupaza pane zvese izvo zvisiri screwdriver. Kusangana nevarume vari mumapuranga vanogara vachiguma zvakafanana. Kubva pamweya wakati anzwa "eee" uye "Daaa", iwe pane wechipiri ita sarudzo yekutora orange! Chero, asi orenji. Orenji yakadaro inyanzvi yerudzi. NaOrange, iwe unomhanya pane cashier, saka kumba, ipapo iwe uri kurongedza nerudo "chaitsiaw" (kana kuti chii?) Mune crunchy foil uye mirira zvido zvemudiwa wako. Uye, zvakazvinetsa, panzvimbo pekutenda, iwe unowana kana "mwana akagumbuka" kana kuti "mukadzi ingafungei mumachira"?
Denderedzwa 5 - "Favorite anoda gadget"
Kana achida piritsi kana smartphone, ichiri kufamba. Kunyangwe, iva nechokwadi chekuti iyo Smartphone yaanonyatsoda - kwete iyo inoita kunge yakanaka uye yakakwirira-mhando. Kunyanya kuitika, mukurota kwake kune mamwe marara emarara mune inokweretesa nzvimbo, ine miriyoni yemapenzi. Uye iyo yakanaka inodhura brand gadget muchena, iyo iwe (kweminiti) yakashandiswa crap, ichave "Babskaya marara". Zvese. Anorwara. Uri kusuwa. Mari inoshandiswa. Zororo rakaenda kushamisika!
Denderedzwa 6 - "Chinhu Chinokosha"
Zvese zvakanyanyisa kutonyanya kufarirwa kana iyo yaunofarira ichiripo uye yese gore rino ini ndakarota yeIidishteere 6790-khbkubrbrbbr89988 chimwe chinhu. Chinhu chakajeka chauri, semukadzi ane rudo zvakanyanya, kunyepa pane imwe rumbas, uko kune vanozvikudza, vane chibereko uye chimwe chinhu chakafanana nembudzi dzako dzakanaka vanokutaurira iwe kuburikidza nemeno ako. Mushure memaawa matatu ekutambudza, iwe unowana bhokisi rakarongedzwa, rakanamatira nemawaya uye, vachimanikidza pamoyo, uchimhanyisa pamba, uchitarisira nzira yaasina kurira kumwe kuSpway. Iwe unokanda mu foil, mirira iyo krist. Akachinja pachiso chake uye akataura achiti: "Zvakanaka, ndaida 6790 - Khbku, uye ichi ndi 6790-khbkutya. "Unogona sei kuona mutsauko?" Uye iwe unonzwisisa - izvi, madhiri, fiasco! Izere, amai vake, kukundikana. Haana chete iwe wakazvipa chete, iye achiri nechokwadi chekuti iwe uri makwai akazara, izvo zvisingagone kusiyanisa rimwe grey bhokisi kubva kune rimwe. Rrrrrrrrrrrr.
Denderedzwa 7 - "Zvipfeko"
Muchokwadi, vakomana vanoda makumbo. Wadiwa Brand inotonhorera inomutsa. Ivo vanonyepedzera kuti izvi zviri pamusoro payo uye vakanaka kubhutsu uye tulup, asi vanodiwa jumpper, jekete rakanaka kana zvidimbu zvemhando yepamusoro yeItalia shirts. Zvekare - mari ichashandiswa nekubatsirwa. Saka iwe unofunga, uye iwe unomutenga iyo inonyanya kugadzirwa cashmere sweter yeiyo inonyanya kuderera mugungwa reSEASALE YEMUFANANIDZO YEMAHARA. Kazhinji, unogona kutogadzirira kuratidza kwechiso "uye chipo changu chaicho chiri kupi", uye chokwadi chekuti sweta iri huchakununura munyika. Uye zvese nekuti "imwe mhando yemunhuvara yemukadzi yakanyanya chikadzi," anotyisa "uye" ndinoda tulup ".
Denderedzwa 8 - "Hobby"
Mufaro, mufaro, mufaro! Iye mudiwa ane mutambo, uye zvinoreva kuti iwe unofanirwa kumhanyisa muLabaz inokosha, kutenga chimwe chinhu chakakosha ipapo - icho iye asina, uye kuzviita nemazvo kweupenyu hwake hwese. Izvi ndizvo zvakanyanyisa kurohwa kunze kwekukwanisika! Nekuti zvese izvi Hutsul pururu, Shaman Bubnes, Super-dema, makirabhu emugodhi uye mapapiro emari, anotengeswa munzvimbo dzekunyepedzera muKulchiki, uye wechitatu - zana muzana kwete izvozvo. Uye zvakanyanya kukosha, zvichaoodza kuodza moyo vasina magumo. Nekuti iwe uchangoputika vatsvene, ipapo, mapopiko, zita rakapambadzwa, uye musimudze nokuona, wakashata, wakashata, unonyadzisa, usina kuremekedzwa nevanhu vari mumaoko ake anotora. Kazhinji, iwe uchave nerombo rakanaka kana isiri kutyora uye haizovhura mitsipa yemucherechedzo cassers.
Denderedzwa 9 - "Doro"
Nekufamba kwenguva uchauya kuDhipatimendi reEdite doro. Mushure mezvose, bhodhoro reakanaka scotch kana Armagnaca haigoni asi ndapota murume chaiye, waunofarira zvechokwadi. Uye heino sarudzo mbiri. Pamwe anonzwisisa doro, zvinoreva kuti zvese zvaunosarudza, hazvisi "zvakanaka." Pamwe haanzwisisike anonwa doro, uye yako Armagnac ichavhiringidza kudzora cola kana mamiriro ezvinhu kwavari "kutengesa pasi pejasi remuradzi". Ehe, uye ipapo ichakutarisa nekutarisa katsi yekufa uye kubvunza "Chii chose?" Chipo changu chiri kupi? "
Kununura
Kupera simba, kwakapera, kuvenga gore idzva uye varume iwe, pakupedzisira, tenga Chinese Helicoputa Damn. Nekuti helikole ndiko kuponeswa kwako. Uye hapana chaunopa chidiki chidiki katatu. Runako rwemabhonzo nderekuti ivo vanovhuna maawa mashanu mushure mekupihwa kwekupa. Asi akawanda maawa mashanu, anofarira achafara. Ehe. Iwe unovenga maherikoposta nemweya wese, nekuti izvi zvinokwana kuita zvikamu zviviri zvakaputswa, kuparadzirwa kwakakomberedza mukamuri "Mimosa" uye kuvimba kwakakwana kuti wako akanaka idiot kusvika makumi matatu, uye achiri kuita sepasina mbichana. Asi kune rumwe rutivi, tinovada nekuda kwayo.
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