Notalging vagari vemo veAHAUT: Ah, classics, ah, zvakavanzika, Ah, ah, macoss-makororo, achiri mudiki eyeballs. Uye kunyengedza kukanganwa mitambo yataidzidza miganhu yeanotenderwa uye yakanaka. Ngatiyeukei idzi kurovedza muviri pamwechete.
Chiremba, chii icho?
Pinda zvidyarwa pamabvi uye uvheneke mwenje, zvakanaka, zvakanaka, hongu. Kuvabereki. Mukambani yevana, chidzidzo chacho chinogona kuve chakanyanya kuoma. Paive nemutambo uye humwe hutsinye uye hwakavimbika sarudzo: Ingotendeuka kuratidza zvimwe zvinonakidza zvemuviri. Iyo yekupedzisira yakanga yakanyatsoshanda munguva yakanyarara muawa iri muKindergarten, apo mudzidzisi paakangogeza kuti anonwa tii uye zorora kubva kuvana. Kana zvichikurudzirwa kwauri kuti zvinofanirwa kutora nekukurumidza vana pasi peachengeti veClock Carchship, fungidzira kuti Ivan inozivikanwa kwazvo, kana Matilda Filippovna, vamwene vako, vakaitawo. Uye hapana chinhu, chakamuka nevanhu vane tsika, nenzira.
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Vamwe vana vanonzi nhengo dzepamusoro semwana. Basa rakanaka risina basa, rinotyisidzirwa nerufu rwezvinetso. Dzimwe vana vanoshanda vakonzera gnomey gnome. Mushure mehunhu, izvo zvinogona kusanganisira, kutaura, kurara pipi yegirazi uye kusvetuka pane chimwe chitsitsinho, gnome yaifanirwa kunyora mazwi anonyadzisira ari pamashizha ake kuruboshwe. Kana vana vakuru vakadzidza nezve venture, unogona kuvimba zvachose negnomic.
Shiri haisi tsitsi
Zvakanaka kuva nechero, fluffy uye kufara. Asi mhuka diki yakafa muhudiki yaive isina kukosha zvakanyanya pfuma. Kupfuura zvese, inogona kuvigwa! Vanorasikirwa nekuviga huswa, zvakanakisa, matatya. Kupfeka hamsters, shiri kana mbeva mbeveve kubva mousetrap. Chitunha chakashongedzerwa nechiedza icho chine rukudzo rwakakodzera mutungamiri wezvinyorwa. Bhokisi rakanaka, rakanakisa re coltsfoot, iyo funeral priptures inoimba: "Tu-104 ndege yakanakisa" uye nemvura yakanyanya pamusoro peguva - Saint-Saint-saint-mujasi kubva pamatavi.
Mapurisa anobhururuka
Imwe mhando yemusango, kunwa mafaro anotorwa kana bepa kana bhegi repurasitiki kana mapepa emapepa nemvura, dzimwe nguva akakamurwa inki, akakamurwa kuita asphalt. Wow! Yepamusoro iwe unogara, inotonhorera, yechokwadi. Dzimwe nguva mutambo wakatanga kure kure. Semuenzaniso, asati aokanda mazai ari mudenga remotokari kana asati auya muvakidzani akasindimara nemuvakidzani wembira uye masharwe, kubva kune iyo dhizaini yakadururwa mu cap mukukurumidza kurwiswa.
Chigadzirwa nhamba 2.
Pakanga pasina bonde muUSSR, asi pakanga paine mamwe emakondomu. Uye hazvigoneke kuti pane imwe mhando yemwana yakakwanisa kugumburwa pane gamu yakavanzika nevabereki. (Asi, iye aive akavanzika, asi isu tanga tichinyatsotarisa). Ehezve, hapana chimwe chinhu kunze kwekuita mhanza denloon, chinhu ichi hachina kuve. Uye ipapo mwana anowanzo kufadzwa nevavakidzani, vachimhanya vachitenderera muchivanze chine musoro wenguva inozivikanwa padombo. Iyo yakanyanya ganda rakapendwa pabhora rechiso.
Icho imba zaitverev?
Pamberi pazvo, gumbuke uye akabata dumbu, iwe unofanirwa kufonera nhamba isina kujairika, mirira "hello, toti!" Uye bvunza zvimwe zvisina musoro. Iwe une mvura inopisa here? Mangwana tinounza kwauri iyo nzou yekugeza. Pamugumo mutete, unogona kungokwira muchubhu. Pasinei nemhinduro yekupindira, zvese zviri pasi pevhu kubva kuseka. Uye kunzwa foni yefoni, vana vechidiki veBooligans vaizununguka kubva pakutya: Kamwe kamwe ivo vane nhamba yakati wandei ikoko, kushamisika kusingawanzoitika, uye ikozvino ichaendeswa kumapurisa?
Pile Mala
Yakachena uye isiri-premium nhengo uye kuongororwa kwenyama yeDarwin - Svetukira pamusoro peumwe neumwe kusvika pasi richazotanga kuwa. Padanho reruzhinji ngano, vamwe vakafa chaizvo! Zvirinani, mabhatani ari muchimiro akabvunda zvakanyanya. Asi kubva pane izvi boka reMala rakava kuyedza zvakanyanya.
Ignite ndokuenda
Kana nyika yemashiripiti yaive muudiki, yaive nzvimbo yekuvaka. Uye kwaive nematombo asina kunaka pane yekuvaka, yakabviswa uye yakabviswa uye ikakanda, kana ukakanda mudumbu. Uye aigona kuve akaisa moto kwaari (uye kupisa)! Squirt antisocial varaidzo, inokwanisika uye avo vasingareve chero chinhu mumakemikari. Chinhu chikuru, kuburikidza neshamhu yefenzi kuenda kunzvimbo yekuvaka.
Vana Vanotarisana Nevanhu Socialist
Trams uye trams inonakidzwa nesimba ravo uye nekusungwa. Muedzo wekuyedza monster yesimbi yaive yakanaka. Chii chichava nechigamba, mbambo, cork, kana iwe ukaisa pamabroyi? Uye chii chichaitika kuchitima chaicho? Zvinoenderana nengano, kubva piglet, chitima chinogona kunge chichibva chingopera njanji. Macheki anowanzoenderera mberi kusvika kune vanoedza vadzidziswa kubva kune njanji kumashure kwenzeve.
Shopu
Pakati pevasina mhosva munyu, mavara uye akazunza mutambo unoshamisa wembongoro. Basa romuridzi raifanira kufamba neumwe munhu nebhora pane papa kana musoro (Mhoro, concussion). Vatambi, panguva imwe chete iyoyo, zvaive zvisingaite kuti ndimhanye, vaifanira kubata pasi chero ruoko rumwe. Zvakazoitika kuti munhu wese akanyudza pasi, achiedza kufukidza musoro nebongwe panguva imwe chete. Kana mumwe munhu anokurudzira kubata bhora, anogona kumurasa, uye munhu wese anowana mukana wekugara nekuvandudza chinzvimbo chavo. Uye izvi zvimwezve mumwe akangwara uye ari kukura shanduro yemutambo. Mune shanduro iri nyore, mvura inongoedza kupa mumwe munhu a podzhopnik, uye zvakadaro.
