Zvita, nguva yendarama yeHatteria uye kusashivirira. Zuva rechiedza rinopera rimwe maawa nehafu, mumugwagwa wakakanda kumusoro, ngowani inodzungudza huma yake. Zvese zvakakomberedza vanhurume vechando mune vashanga uye chete iwe uri monster monster nemhino dzvuku. Uye ikozvino yave iko zvino zvese zvinotevera kukukwevera iwe mukukurukurirana kwenyika uye kubvunza mibvunzo iri kushamisika yega yega December.
Uchapemberera kupi?
Sokunge kuti kune vanhu vazhinji pasi pano vanogona kupindura uyu mubvunzo kare kupfuura Zvita 30th. Nekudaro, tsika iyi inoratidza kuti nzira yakanakisa yekuronga mabiko emusango nemiti yakasvibira uye ichimutsidzira mune imwe guta - inwe mucheki nekunyorova uye kuenda kumubhedha pakarepo mushure mekunge vabati vabvekera kutaura kwake.Zvinotonhora sei!
Zvinoshamisa kuti zvokwadi: kugona kwedu kuyeuka kwakakwana kubva munguva yechando kuenda munguva yechando. Munhu anogona kurarama 30 Russian Junior Winders, pese pese achiona madhiri anotsvedza pane kubhururuka, uye achiri kushamisika, chii, Zvita, Zvita tembiricha? Izvo zviri sei?
Uchaendepi gore idzva?
Heino Chakavanzika cheGore Idzva kwauri: Haisi iyo yebhuruu, kwete chena iyoyo, uye hezvino zvakadaro, asi pano kune stack, uye ichiri fintiflushka, asi pane iyo sleeve iyo pilyber. Taura nezve chipfeko chemhemberero - ini handina basa kuti ndotsanangudza sei. Mutauro wechiRussia zvakacheneruka uye unonyadzisa kupfuudza hukuru hwayo.
Iripi kambani?
Kunyangwe chando chekutanga hachina kuwa, vachiri kuzvishingisa marara akarukwa havana kufashama vehofisi vehofisi vakatotanga godo remabhizinesi emakambani. Uye isu tichava nemhanyi pane chikepe mudziva ne champagne! Uye isu takabvarura zvese baikonur yekasirese cosmos bato! Uye isu tine madonna ine galustin's Hopak! Nekudaro, scout the crane: craparate uye clapate, zvekuti zvikamu zvave kupona, vazhinji vachawa pazasi pemuridzi wedhiri risati raburitswa.Chii chandinofanira kupa murume wangu (Granny, Niece, Parfenu Nikodhine)?
Chenesa bhora rekristaro - rinotevera mavhiki maviri iwe uchafanirwa kupindura mibvunzo yakadaro kakawanda pazuva pazuva. Pakupedzisira, nzwisiso yako inoongororwa. Kubva pachikumbaridzo, zviri pachena kuti unogona kusarudza chipo kumunhu asina kumbobvira aona mumaziso. Izvi zvinongova zvingangoitika sarudzo dzemahara dzakakodzera kune wese munhu - seti yehungwaru pane bream, strapon, inochemerwa neSwardki makristasi, uye met mettle yesango.
Unobhururuka kupi?
Ndira mugwagwa wepakati wakanaka kwazvo zvekuti mutambo unoregedza unotungamira runako rwake. Kana iwe usiri kuenda kunobatana neyekupunzika banga remabhegi ekufambisa, ita chimiro chakakodzera chechiso - kusuwa, chakavanzika uye kuda kurwisa fureti. Iwe uchafanira kupfeka nguva imwe neimwe pane imwe nzira yako yemitambo. Zvikasadaro, iwe uchiri kufanira kutsanangura kuti nei usiri kubhururuka chero kupi zvako uye kuti waunotarisira sei kurarama kune yekutanga yechando yechando.
Kukanda mumari kusvika muna Kukadzi?
Iwe haudi iwe mari - iyo corridor iwe yatochengetedza mabheti ekurwa, kicheni, zvakare, uye kubva kumadziro echimbuzi, Ben Franklin ane hushamwari. Goverana kunyemwerera kwake nevaya, kusiyana newe, kuda kucherechedza gore idzva, uye kubhururuka kuenda kumaldives, uye snickers kutenga vana.Mupfungwa ye "Ini ndinoshanda kusvika 31"? Simba pane zvese, isu takatotambanudza!
Chii chingave chinonakidza pane kuita chirevo chegore (icho, chokwadika, hachina kukwanisa kumirira kusvika zuva rinotevera kupopota neushamwari hwekukwira kweshamwari dzepamusoro uye zororo remumwe munhu pazororo remumwe munhu? Iko kusimbiswa kwemazino chiteshi pasina anesthesia.
Chii chauchabikwa?
Zvakanaka, semazuva ese: Türbo fillet ne truffle sosi, Nisaz salad, tikka masala uye scholokadny shiri. Ehe, olivier, zvomuzvarirwo, uye iwe uchabikira Olivier, uye nyika yacho yese mune imwechete yekukurudzira ichagadzirira Olivier, huku yakakangwa, nyama yekucheka uye vodka. Kunyanya vodka.Kurema uremu?
Izvo hazvina basa kuti yakawanda sei kilo iwe uye kuti yakawanda sei iwe iwe iwe pachako iwe pachako - iwe unofanirwa kuderedza uremu, kana zvisina kudaro gore idzva harizouyi zvachose. Vakadzi vese vakanaka vakarasikirwa nehuremu kaviri pagore - vhiki pamberi pehondo yevaKarats uye mazuva matatu vasati vaenda kugungwa.