Kusiyanisa iyo Heine kubva kuNietzsche, isa iyo Origami uye punch iyo nhatu-poindi - hunyanzvi hunobatsira, asi sarudzo. Asi aya makumi maviri anonongedzera murume wako zvechokwadi anofanira kutaura tenzi. Uye ipapo ivo vacharemekedza kubva kune ruzhinji rwevanhu vanofambira mberi, chitsva chakamira pachitofu uye nyika pasi rese.
1. Tevedza iyo Wardrobe
Mhuri T-Shirt ine hafu yezana rezana nenzvimbo kubva kuKetchup, 13 masokisi asina kugadziriswa uye tambakara toni naBarta Simpson? Iyo yakajairwa murombo inofanira kukwanisa kusiyanisa marara anodikanwa kubva pambatya.
2. Dudziro kubva pombi
"Hongu, mune yako mauzara curzensate, iwe unofanirwa kuchinja clamp clamp." Zvisikwa zvinyoro zvinonakidza zvinoita kunge vhudzi redhirevhizheni risingawanikwe, asi varume vanomunzwisisa nehafu hafu. Zvakanaka, zvine musoro.
3. Bvisa mufurati
Katsi dziri kutya kushambidzika kunge moto semoto. Varume chaivo - kwete. Varume chaivo vakashinga pamuromo uye nekupururudza "JIYI-Haa!" kudzingirira kutenderedza ranch kusvikira iyo isingabati nzira isingazungunuke. Mushure meizvozvo, ivo vanogadzirisa ngowani uye vanoenda kunotamba mop.
4. Chengetedza Zvipikirwa
PRISS ine zuva rekubuda. Zvipikirwa zvisina kuzadzikiswa Peel uye kukanganisa mweya. Hapafanire kuve nemwedzi yakawanda pakati pe "muSpain" nePaely paCosta Dorada. Uye makore matatu akamirira chete diploma nezvekudzidzira kwakakosha.
5. Remekedza zvaunofarira kuita
Aya haasi mitsvina yakasviba. Iyi ndeye batik.
6. Cook
Mumwe munhu pano achiri anofunga kuti akamira pachitofu haisi bhizinesi rechirume? Varege kuenda kudondo, mafumwe ipapo mammor uye vanodya simbi. Iko kusakwanisa kujoina kudya kwemanheru kubva kutsoka yekupa chikonzero chekudada. Jamie Olivermi haana kuberekwa, Jamie Olivermi anova.
7. Taura zvinongedzo
Kazhinji, ini ndichayeuka uye ndisatya kudzokorora. Uku kuseka kwakapambwa kubva kudzokorora, uye kurumbidza - pane zvinopesana. Pane mumwe nemumwe "handisi mafuta?" Inofanira kuve neinenge katatu-matatu ekufambisa, zvekuti derzhavan yakabuda negodo. Ari nyore arithmetic.
8. Tarisira
Chiso chenyosha chacho chazvino mangwanani chinonyanya kufanana kwete kune chingamwa, asi pahondo yeatomu. Isu tinoda awa yekugadzira madhiri echisikigo - asi isu takanaka kwazvo kuti ndiMwari, zvaive zvakakodzera kumirira uye usinga tete pamusuwo weimba yekugezera.
9. Ipa maruva
"Hausati wafa," Idzi dutachi rwokumusoro. "- Izvi zvinetso zvisingaperi, hazvina kukodzera kuChokwadi. Chokwadi Makeho anoziva kuti Karimeni ake anofanira kugara achiunza Aluju akasimuka mumeno. Usavhiringidze: Karmensi - Rose, uye Zvinyorwa - chifananidzo kune varwi vakawa.
10. Tora shamwari dzako
Iwe unovaziva kwenguva yakareba, uye katsi iyi kekutanga pawaunoona. Hazvina basa kuti nei wakamboenda ne lenka, iyo iri benzi rinotenderera uye zvirokwazvo ichakudzidzisa. Lenka - Akaita senyika. Iwe chete unogona kuzvitsaura, uye munhu wese akavaregera kunyange prelslov kuti auise pairi.
11. zvinwiwa
Kamwe Tequila, Texila maviri, Tequila matatu, pasi. Kutakura suidhi yevapenyu, asi zvidhori zvirema pamberi petekisi yakanaka kune tsandanyama, asi yakaipa yemood. Iko kugona kunwa ndiko kugona kugara nenguva.
12. Bvunza mugwagwa
Dzidza kubva kuPasserby uko mugwagwa wemagamba-tankosters, - munzira ipi neipi yakashinga kupfuura yekuedza kuyedza chinyararire kuti ione kuchamhembe pane iyo chikamu chevhu chinokura pamhepo. Kufona mumatsi concrete jungle, uko gumbo risina kuenda, uye tarisiro inosiririsa iripo inosuruvarisa.
13. Taura sezvazviri
Paanogara akasarudzika, sefirimu refirimu, uye tag pasi pemhino, kuti "zvese zvakanaka," anofungidzira, mumwezve anonyanya kuoma. Uye ini ndingadai ndakataura nokutendeseka "chimwe chinhu kubva nezuro fuzi feagry drilly chakaomeswa" - uye ma goria achazokwira.
14. Gadzira bra
Chaizvoizvo, izvi zvinodzidziswa mumakadhi echikoro chepamusoro. Panenge panguva imwe chete iyoyo, nzwisiso yekuti iyo bra inogona kuve neyakaomarara kumashure uye pamberi. Uye nenguva yekupera kweyunivhesiti, kunyanya vane zvipo neruoko rumwe chete kune unbubton iyo bra, uye imwe yekuita chimwe chinhu chinonakidza.
15. tsungirira
Hefty Bugai, iyo iri pakati pechitoro inosanganisira kusungwa uye inobvunza kumba, inoyeuchidza imba yemakore matatu Mamina Zayu, iyo yakave yakavezwa naPi-Pi. Iye murume chaiye anonzwisisa kuti muH & M kana Ikea hazvigoneke kumhanya "kwemaminitsi mashanu."
16. kuendesa orgasm
Porn haisi rehunyanzvi, kunyangwe kana kune mumwe munhu anozove kuzarurirwa. Ikoko vasikana vanosvika pakubata kwemasekondi makumi matatu, asi chokwadi nzira yekuenda kuchinomwe uye minzwa. Uye kugashika kwesimbi "iyo yekumhanyisa yekusona muchina" kazhinji haishande.
17. Sarudza Resitorendi
Saka chii, chii iwe uri mune ino cheberny nevakomana neChishanu zvakakwana vakagara pasi? Hazvigoneke, iwe unonzwisisa, zvakaringana kuti ufunge kufungidzira kuti mumiririri 007 anogadza zuva rehusungwa rake Garte mune shabby harchevna. Kwete, amai vangu vakabereka, kwete kuti isu takanyudzwa mu corset.
18. Dhanzi
Kutamba kweiyo diki swans spyan uye nhanho yeIrish (kubva kwaari) haina kuverenga. Murume wako anosungirwa kuti agone kudzedzereka nenyasha panzvimbo iyi nemusikana pamberi. Uye ipapo kamwe kamwe bhora kuna mambokadzi, kana (chii chinonzi gehena chisiri kutamba!) Muchato uye wekutanga waltz evachena, uye anotamba sokunge achidaro, asi nemuvengi wakanyanya?
19. tie tie
Kutanga, yakanaka. Uye zvakashata zvisingaiti pane elastic band chete masokisi ane shangu. Nekudaro, kwete. Hapana zvakaipisisa.
20. Dzima komputa
Usasanganisira, usadzorere hurongwa hweumwe chete kuruboshwe uye usadiridza goblins dzegumi nematatu mwero murima nemaoko maviri pamusha, asi izvo zvekudzima. Nekuti murume asingagoni kuputsa kubva pachiratidziro chebhuruu kana achidzungaira pakukwana shure kwake - Gick, kitalt uye zvakajairika, imwe mhando yezvinhu zvisina musoro, asi kwete murume. Zvirinani, kwete vako.
