Iwe unoziva zuva rakakura sei munyika? Zvita 31. Murume wechikuru anonzwisisika pazuva rino anonzwa semukomana ane makore mana, ane amai vake vanononoka pakubata uye saka akagara muCommergarten ekupedzisira. Anogara pachitoro, anoridza chitima uye mumwoyo make anonamira, kusuwa nekuora mwoyo, uye nevadzidzisi vanoenda vakamupoteredza, sevadzidzisi munziyo, uye hapana mufaro muhupenyu hwomufaro.
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