Paunoita rondedzero yehunhu hwemunhu akakwana, uchitsinzira kune rakanyarara, shoko rakaipa, nekuti ikozvino tiri template uye ishandise.
Zvakawanda
Tine masikati masikati muresitorendi chivanze chine mbatatisi, nechitoro. Tichatenga mabhodhoro gumi nemaviri eKetchup kamwechete, haapambidze makore gumi zvakadaro. Kupi kuchengeta? Ehe, pasi petafura yemakomputa. Nei uchikanda kunze kwekare jekete, inogona kuramba yakatemwa! Uye saka zuva nezuva, chero bedzi achisarudza kuti hupenyu husina muridzo wakasimba kwazvo munyika hazvina zvazvinoreva uye ndisina tariro. Zvakanaka, izvo, kuti zvinoda zvidimbu makumi maviri. Uye kamwe kamwe zombie apocalypse, uye vanogona kungofutisa pfungwa dziri kure! Nekuda kweizvozvo, chiedza chinotengwa, uye mhuri inogara mumamiriro ekuedza "nzira yekuraramai pamubhadharo we1000 ruces pasvondo, inopa zvinonaka uye zvinobatsira."
Zvakarongeka
Semutemo, kunyatso kwake kunomuka kuma7 am, kana iwe, kana iwe uchiona maziso, iwe unongoda kudya kudya zvakanaka, pasina kufunga nezve chero chinhu. Parizvino kuti anoenda kune chiitiko nemubvunzo unoyera: "Ucharamba uchikanda kofi inobata here? Saka, nenzira, uye kuchema kusiri kure! " Kwete, haagoni kusuka ndiro - iyi yakaipa yakaipa, fu. Achaenda zvirinani, anotsvaga chiedza chake: "Kupi kwechiedza changu?" Ini ndinogara ndichiisa patafura yemubhedha! Imba yekuchengetedza ?! Zvinhu zvingani zvinogona kushandurwa kunzvimbo dzisingafungidziriki kwavari !!! "
Stylish
Iye munhu waunokanganwa mubvunzo uyo "Zvakanaka, sei, ini?" Nekuti mukupindura, achanyura, achatsvaga, anoti "miniti", achajekesa zvituru zvitatu, anokwanisika kushandura shangu, akaputira kuti ashandure. Ruva iri, hachizove chinhu, kwete chaizvo nishchensky, uye pedyo neBoho. Naizvozvo, iye anotevera mukomana wako achave newinus 7 uye muunganidzwa weFan-T-T-Shirts nguva dzese.
Yakanyatsochengetwa
Iwe unogona kunge uine izwi rekuti "rakanyatsochengetwa" rakabatana neganda rakapetwa uye kunhuhwirira kwakanaka kweanonhuwira kwechirume. Uye iwe haudi kuona kuti murume anofamba sei kutenderedza imba neisina-kurwadzisa kubva kune nhema mapoinzi pamhino? Uye kuti vanoongorora sei zvinoonekwa nekuchenesa pazviri? Kana kuti iri sei pakati pechipiri ndiro uye dessert zvakanyatsochenesa meno tambo? Asi dambudziko guru remunhu anochengeterwa zvakanaka, zvirokwazvo, nyaya yekugadzirisa kweziso. Maoko achacheneswa, asi zvakakodzera kubvisa vhudzi diki sevanhu vanonzwa uye vanotanga kubvunza mibvunzo yeupenzi nezve kutaridzika. Rudzii rwekudzokera kumashure!
Hupfumi
Shefu, uti, chero murume anofanirwa kukwanisa kupikisana ... kuva akatendeseka, une masheti akawanda aya? Asi nemurume wehupfumi iwe uchave nemasherufu, akaona patafura yekugezera, nekuti inodzidzisa nzira yekugezera yaisiya nzira nemaoko ako pachako, uye bhokisi rakakosha reMangota pamhanza. Uye kudyara mbatatisi iyi muchirimo - hazvisi pasina chinhu icho ari mubhokisi retsiva. Uye iyo Internet kuburikidza ne3 modem uye 5 tambo, mirira, mirira, usiri kushanda, ndipe kuruma pano chinhu chimwe chete ...
Dziviriro
Kwete. Ipa. Mwari. Aizove mugunye uye rag, iwe waizogara munyika ye pink pony. Uye munhu akagadzirirwa kurwisa clearance uye kushambira kurwisa iyo yazvino inounganidza zvese zvisina kukwana mudunhu. Vese vechidiki Gopniks, vavakidzani vane vasina kudzidza maBedfish uye vanofarira vemotokari vachirwadziwa vachave vako. Tinofanira kukudzivirira kubva kune mumwe munhu. Muzhinji, nyora pasi uhwu mune rondedzero yeVaswati, chete kana iwe uchida kumhanya-famba nevarume, vanomirira mujiva, "itsvo, Vasya, kune itsvo!"
Uye nepfungwa yekuseka
Munhu anozokurumidza kukunzwisisa iwe unotumira iwe shamwari majee kubva kuInternet - uyu murume ane. Anokudzidzisaiwo kufara kwazvo kuKoter-kushamisika zuva rekuzvarwa, nyatso pindai nzvimbo dzerima, nekukurumidza kumuka mangwanani uye pachine nguva kuti varoore karenda musi waApril 1. Ah hongu, uye dzimwe ndima dzinobva mumutsvairo dzauchadzidza nemoyo, nekuti zvakanaka, zvinosekwa. Nenzira, iwe waizviziva here kuti kana iwe uchigeza musoro wako, zvinoita kunge Marina Mensson? Ha ha ha!
