Mukadzi mumwe nemumwe anorota kuti murume anomuudza mazwi aari kuda kunzwa. Uye Anoti chii? Zvirokwazvo kwete. Anoti "Yep". Universal Yep, mhinduro kumibvunzo yese. "Unondida here?" - "Yep". "Uye pane zvaunondida?" - "Yep". Irwa navo nekuda, asi ndine urombo. Nekudaro, mapikicha anoziva kutsiva.
Takaisa hupenyu, asi takatambanudzwa iwo mavara anonyanya kukosheswa avanorota kuti vanzwe. Verenga uye usambo taura ivo. Zvakanaka, kusvikira amira kunetsa.Ndiudze zvakare, sewe uine cliant ...
Hazvina basa kuti vakaongorora ipapo neKolyan. Mugiredhi rechishanu hijacked dhairesi vhiri. Akakwevera izwi remavara matatu pamadziro eMausoleum, ndokuvanda kubva kune varindi vane simba ehurongwa. Vakatamba muHussar uye vakamwa vodka ndoo. Chiregera. Izvo zvakakosha kuti akakuudza nezvazvo anenge mazana mashanu, uye izvi zvinongova gore rapfuura. Uye anoda kutaurazve. Dzakawanda nguva zhinji. Kungobvunza!Ndiri kufara chaizvo kana iwe wakadhakwa
Uye kana pasina chete vodka chete, asiwo fodya ndeyekuti, kazhinji nyika ine simba kwazvo ye Aphrodhia iri munyika. Paanosiya nguva inotevera, akamutarisa: Iye anoshamisa kwazvo asina kushamisa pasina nekuti kutaridzika hakufungisiti. Yakamirira chimwe chinhu chaunotaura chimwe chinhu. Haha.Ndichaenda ndichifamba nembwa, uye uchiri
Uye, nenzira, pfungwa yekuwana imbwa ndeyako. Uye iwe wakambofamba naye mazuva mana ekutanga. Kusvika ndatamba kunze. Imbwa mangwanani haatomboedzi kutarisa kudivi rako, nekuti iye anoziva kuti hazvina basa. Imbwa yakangwara. Muputiri vamwe vachiri vakamirira iyi mutsara kubva kwauri.Ini ndinofunga wakamwa zvishoma
Chimwe chinhu chaunofanira kutaura izvi panguva yacho pazvinovhura imwe bhodhoro uye nekuzvishingisa kudhonza musoro wake mumapfudzi. Nekuti ikozvino ichasvika. Saka anorota kuti asvike. Asi kwete nzvimbo yemazambiringa yeimba yekamuri, uye yakanaka yakanaka din-din. Kumukunyuka pafudzi uye akazevezera izvi zvakanyanya. Mukomana mukuru, uye mune ngano vanotenda.Vacheche vanofinha kwazvo, ini ndichatamba naye pachangu
Zvinonzwisisika kuti mabasa ese anokarira aunotora iwe, uye iye achazonakidzwa chete. Makore mashanu gare gare. Kwete, zviri nani mushure mechinomwe. Nenguva ino iwe uchangodzidzisa mwana kuti atambe mortal kombat uye ane hukasha. Uye ivo vachave vanonakidza kwazvo pamwe chete. Runako g!Mamwe matemberi, uye ichawedzera
Mukana mukuru wemukadzi chii? Ndizvozvo, kukurudzira. Mistress yakanaka haanyangarika, mistress yakanaka inobvisa chero chinhu.Ndiani anoda maruva aya?
Kwete, zvakanaka, pazuva rekuzvarwa uye wechisere chaKurume chitsvene. Ipapo maruva anongodiwa - saka kuti arege kufunga nezve rudzii rwechipo chekutenga. Uye pane mamwe mazuva havadi chero munhu. Uyezve, kune yakadaro kupenga mari.Varume vakasikirwa yehondo. Makanaka sei matangi ayo
Uye zvimwe zvehondo pamhepo. Zvinobvunzana sei, kuita chinangwa chake chechisikigo? Uye uchiri kuita zvako. Gadzirira chimwe chinhu, chikaita zvidzidzo nevana. Zvakanaka, muchidimbu, usagara pahwindo, uchimirira mudiwa wako kubva pakupamba. Pfeka bhizinesi. Kuunzwa? Isu tinosetsa, hongu.Usabata iyo vacuum kuchenesa!
Pamwe negumbo remarara uye banga rekuchenesa mbatatisi. Izvi hazvisi zvese zvechirume zvinhu. Iye murume ane chekuchera, chaasina kubata kwemakore matatu, nekuti haasati atofunga kuti kwaizoita renyama kuti rirembei. Panguva ino anofunga - iyo zviroto zvawakamurasa kuti aite chimwe chinhu. Inokanganisa, Damn!Ndeipi imwe yorkshire terrier? Ngatitenge husky! Uye pfuti!
Hazvina basa kuti iwe une imba imwe-yemakamuri, mune yeyadhi yechikuva yembwa yekufamba-famba uchifamba-famba, uye haana tikiti yekuvhima, nekuti Kabanov anotya kupfuura Freddie Krugere Krugere Kruger. Usareger, Walsaw! Zviroto zvevana zvinoda kuitwa. Ndizvozvo - iwe unofanirwa kurota zvevana vake. Anongoda chaizvo iye amene, asi ane usimbe.Ehe, kutakura kubata kwese. Ini ndinoda kuchenesa Rotanov
Uyezve kukwira katsi yavo uye garai mucherechedze kupokana kwemhuka yeGeige. Zvakanaka, hongu, ndakabata muguta robasi, kwavasina kuziva chii. Asi iye mudiki! Zvinofanira kufarirwa. Inofanira kukurudzirwa.Takakurumidza kuyera. Zvakadiniko nemukomana?
Mutsara uyu unongova mvura yekurarama yakadururwa pane ronda remahara rakakuvara. Nekuti anotya chaizvo mubvunzo "mudiwa, unoyeuka kuti nderipi zuva nhasi?" " Uye heuno iwe, kutanga, chiyeuchidza. Kechipiri - iwe unoratidza kupemberera zuva iri sezvaanoda. Zvakanaka, mukufungidzira kwake iwe unoyeuchidza uye kupa, chokwadi.Ngatitengei Harley!
Kunyanya kuve nebasa pachiitiko chaunoronga kuve nemwana uye kutumira mari pamotokari yemhuri. Zvakanaka, kuti chigaro chemotokari chakamhanyisa zvakanyanya, uye kuti kwete chete mutambi anogona chete mumatanda emapaketi anobva kuAuchan, uye, zvakanyanya kukosha, zvinyorwa zvekuchengetedza kubva kune typewriter. Ndiani anozvida zvese, eh? Heino Harley anodiwa kwazvo kwaari. Saka kwete zvakanyanya kurera rusununguko rwakarasika.Usaedze kudhira kumashure kwangu mukamuri yakakodzera! Enda uchiri mu dash kupfura
Tsime, kana kurega iyo carousel kukwira. Munzvimbo dzemitambo dzazvino dzekutenga, pane michina yemari uye zvimwe zvinokwezva. Kwete yevana, kutaura zvazviri. Kune varume vanotenga zvekutenga.Ndiri kubhowekana. Zvimwe tichaona bhora?
Iwe unofanirwa kudzidza mamwe matatu mavara. Hezvino ivo vari: "Huya undouya, uya!" "" Chii chaanoshanda, chii chiri kusika! " Uye "Monkey mwanakomana wedambadzi!". Achangobva kukwereta "iwe unoona? Kwete, unozviona ?! ", ongorora mamiriro ari pamunda uye asarudza mutsara wakakodzera. Handidi? Eh Uye akarota nezvazvo.Tarisa izvo boobs!
Kwete yako, iyo yakajeka kesi. Wakaona yako miriyoni nguva. Uye zvino zvinonyatsoda kuwana kusagadzikana kuti utarise chero boobs. Naive!Uye chii musiyano mandiri, yakawanda sei yaunowana?
Mutsara, mushure mezvo unogona kuitisa kudziya. Asi iwe, zvirokwazvo, usamuudza, nekuti hazvibviri kureva nhema, uchitsvaga munhu mumaziso. Asi anotarisira. Achiri kutarisira hungu.Mai ava vari kufona, usatore foni
Nekuti Amai, nyaya yakajeka, usazombodaidza zvakadaro, asi chete uine chinangwa chakaipa. Semuenzaniso, anofanira kuendeswa kuimba yemabhokisi mana emakumi mashanu emakeri. Zvakanaka, kazhinji, pasina maoko echirume ari mukamuri. Chitubu zvakanyanya. Mutsara uyu, nenzira, anogona kutaura chaizvo. Kunyangwe mabhomba anozviuraya ane kodzero yekuyera chishuwo. Ngaafarewo. Pakupedzisira. Amai vacharamba vachidzoka kumashure.Ini ndatochinja mafuta mumota, usanetseka
Kunyangwe achizununguka pamusoro pekumedza kwake, kunge glamu pamusoro pechirevo, achiri kuda kuti iwe uzviite. Muchiitiko chausingashande, asi, semuenzaniso, ikozvino pakurapa kwevana. Ini hapana chandinoita zuva rese! Kumba vakagara! Aigona uye kushandura mafuta, pane zviitiko zvemaminitsi mashanu.Zvakadaro, Michelangelo anotonhorera Raphael
Kwete, hazvisi zvevatambi, ndezvematura. Zvakanaka, watove unonzwisisika. Uye iwe unoziva chii? Muudze icho. Ngaanzwe imwe chete mutsara mumwe wakarota. Ngaafare. Hauchabhadhara chero chinhu. Ehe, isu tinoziva kuti Donatello ari steeper, nekuti smart. Isu tinobvumirana newe. Asi nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero vakomana vanoda Mike. Rega afunge kuti unobvumirana naye. Zvimwe zvichave nyore kuti akanganwe nezvezuva iro rinotyisa pawakamuudza kuti iwe waive murudo neSchröder.