Pics.ru nguva pfupi yadudzwa, kubva kune izvo hazvizoramba zvakanaka, kwete musikana asina kuroora. Zvino yave nguva yekuenda kune rumwe rutivi - bu! - uye utaure nezve zvatichasiya kwaya. Zvinogona kubatsira chaizvo kana kudhinda uye zviripo!
1. PERFUME PER KILOMETER
Comrade murume, kuedza kwako kuri pasina. Kunhuhwirira chinhu chine simba. Uye kana iwe wakadurura hafu yelita kunyange mudiwa uye steep kunhuhwirira, saka zvakandiomera mhino dzakapfava. Kana zvakachipa uye zvichiratidzika kuva zvakaoma. Kana iwe wakadurura rako ziya ziya re sweat - zvakanyanya kuomesa muwere. Uye kana iwe wakachipa, uye pane sweaty taurus ... Ah, sezvakati pechekin yakati, "Izvi zvatoitwa kare mukuwirirana uku." Mupfungwa, bvisa pane. Famba ugouya. Iyi ndiyo yebonde sarudzo, chesslovo.
2. Matemplate
"Musikana, nei wakasuruvara" mumota yemamita, "Mhoro, wakadii hako?" Pana saiti yekufambidzana, "kune vakomana vakanaka" patafura, moyo murefu wose, moyo wakashata sechiratidzo cherudo ... Amigo, uye saka chikonzero chakashata chakadai, anofanira kusarudza kubva kumamiriyoni emakonzo anoita chaizvo kudaro - chaizvo iwe?! Sei pasina chero munhu aine seti yezvinonhuwira zvakadaro? Unombobuda here?
3. Kuziva zvisina kujairika
Iwe chete wakakuzivisa iwe, uye iwe unomutove naye nebanga. Mune imwe nzira, nekuderera kwakarerekera kuzita, "hove" uye vanodzora nemapfudzi. Uye chaizvo senge banga mumoyo. Kunyangwe kana iwe uine mukana wekuda kuida, ipapo iwe wakavadzinga nemaoko edu. Kwete, isu hatipomeri pane vese vasikana vanoda chivimbo, kwete mbambo. Asi kuvimba kuri kutaridzika zvakanaka, dude.
4. Shuwa Sumorok.
Imwe mhando yechiratidzo chemurume-murume inzvimbo yakasimba uye kumwe kuratidzwa kwehurukuro yeiyo Lieutenant rzhevsky. Mufaro wemukadzi mudiki unofanira kufara sei - chakavanzika chikuru chekambani diki yemhando dzakafanana. Ndokuna iye amene akavanyengedza muridzo.
5. ruzha rwekuona kuseka
Zvinowanzozivikanwa. Asi kana iwe uchinzwa hondo inokuvara kubva pagomba remuromo, unofunga netsitsi: mukomana, uchabereka sei, iwe uchabereka. Uku kurira kunonzwisisika kutyisidzira vese kurarama pamusoro pegadheni kupfuura nzanga yechikadzi kukwezva.
6. Mapikicha uye kukwenya
Iwe unoyeuka here mufirimu "Chii varume vachitaura pamusoro pehunhu uhu hwechirongwa chechipiri - romeo? Saka pamusoro pazvo zvinoita kunge. Kwete, dzimwe nguva zvakaipa. Ko kana zvisiri-husiku? Kuenda pamudyandigere - Yakadai isiri-yakajairika Lifehak!
7. DoMitness pazuva rekutanga
Paunowana chiitiko chakapararira nekudada mune yako gaze - uye panguva imwe chete iwe unosarudza iyo yakachipa renji - inoratidzika kunge ine urombo uye inomiririra. "Usapfira, zvikwangwani zvitatu?" Ndapota, mudiwa, ndinobata! "
8. isina kugadzikana kudanana
Muenzaniso wakasarudzika ndewekumisa hombe kurema kwezuva rezuva uye kutungamira chibayiro chisina kunaka parwendo rwakatarisa. Kana kuvimbisa imwe runako runako rwekunaka kwezuva - uye dhonza mugomo, zvakanyanyisa zvakazara nendima, panguva yaakauya kwauri zvese zvitsitsinho. Iwe unokwezvwa, iye mukomana, zvekutaura.
9. kusatanga
Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, ziva kuti uchinje mu hairstyle - Urwu ndirwo mutyairi wepamusoro, shiri isingawanzo ichaita zvekuzorora kudaro. Isu tatojaira, kubvuma uye kukanda mapfumo pasi. Asi kanenge dzimwe nguva tendeudza musoro kwaari uye uigadzirise, kana achiripo, achiri mupenyu. Uye iwe unoziva, iwe unotaura zvako otomatiki "UGU-hongu" web pamusoro pewadhi yako.
10. Isingaperi kurudyi
Ehezve, iwe ndiwe wakanyanya-wakamanikidzwa wakangwara munyika. Asi, Damn, kana iwe wakangwara, kuti hazvishandise sei kuti kana iwe uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchinge uchidaro. " " Izvo hazvizotitire kubva kwauri gramu yeTestosterone kana iwe ukati: "Ah, hongu, kuti ini ndakanga ndisina mhosva." Kana paine chero chipi zvacho chicharasikirwa, ipapo kunze kwekunze kwetantokrin.
11. Chirume Chauvinism
Idi rekuti vanonyemwerera zvakashata kana iwe uchishandisa "kunyarara, mukadzi, zuva rako rechisere raMbudzi" - hazvireve kuti iwe wakamukunda zvachose. Izvo hazviratazve kuve pasina kutakura zvinhu zvako, kana sutukezi haisati yasarudzwa semumvuri wakakodzera.
12. Kusaziva uye kusununguka
"Akataura izvozvo nhasi?" Zvakanaka, pamwe mangwana ... kana ichishanda ... Ndichafunga ... "," Handei? Zvakanaka, hongu, zvichave zvichidikanwa neimwe nzira ... "," rudo? Uye chii chinonzi rudo rwevanhu, ndiani anogona kuti? " Sezvinoreva kuti: "Wadiwa, watove wakasarudzika - kana uripo, kana iwe pano!"
13. Gadzirisa dhadha racho mushure mebasa
Ingoedza kuzviita iwe pachako. Uye wobva wauya kuzoisa zvako "Zvakanaka,".
14. SOCS Munguva yeBonde
Uyu ndiwo musimboti wakanakisa! Nekuti inotanga imwe chiitiko chetsamba ina, yekutanga "c". Kuseka, hongu.
15. SOCS pamabasa emusuwo
Masokisi evarume atova magamba akafanana ezvivi, sehama dzakaipa uye stirlitz ne chapaev. Nei mukadzi, anonakidza, haana kugamuchira rukudzo rwakadai? Uye zviripo, kutenda. Iwe chete iwe nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero kashoma kusangana navo. Nekuti ivo vanokuvara vanoseka mubhokisi rinokosha. Kudhonza dhirowa kunotora 0,5 masekondi, kamuri iripo masokisi - zvakanyanya zvakafanana, uye isa kumashure - zvakakura zvakanyanya. Yakazara 1.5 masekondi. Uye iyi miri inonzwisa tsitsi pakati pezvakare uye ramangwana rinogona kuponesa muchato.