Kana iyo surname yasvika kusekesa kana isina kunyanyisa - haina kunaka. Inokutendera kuti uwedzere kuramba uchikanganisa, kugadzirira mamiriro ezvinhu asingatarisirwi uye pfungwa yekuseka!
KUPINESA KUSHANDA?
Ungafungidzira here kuti murume akaoma sei nezita reZlov? Aya majee asingagumi senge: "Uye iwe, mbudzi, hapana munhu anobvunza!" ... Dimon yedu ine rombo rakanaka. Bosses akamuita kuti aite kuti afonere zvinoenderana ne "chimiro chakasimba chemabatanidzwa". Zvino, nguva dzese, kurera runhare, anozvikudza anotaura zvaakadzidziswa: "Blah, Kozlov, Mhoroi!" Dima anofara!
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Ambuya vakataura kuti munguva dzeUSSR, vakashanda pane yechipiri yakakura kwazvo mombe. Musoro wadzo waive nikolai petrovich runako. Director weiyo yakaoma yakaenda pasvondo parwendo rwebhizinesi, uchisiya chinhu chikuru. Huye, pano chete matura ekupa chikafu chemhuka akatanga kupera. Nikolai Petrovich, asingafunge kupfupi, anotumira telegraph kune yedunhu kutonga: "Bulls uye mombe hadzidywe. Runako ". Zuva rakatevera racho, komisheni yakasvika - kuti vaone kuti ndivanaani ava protroll yavo ...
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Ini ndaifanira kuenda kuchikwereti kushanyira imwe yeiyo yakavharwa hii. Mikova yevashandi haina kumbundira zviratidzo nemirairo yezvakanyorwa zvavo, zvoga zvangoita uye surnames. Ini ndinoenda pane corridor, ndichiverenga zvakanyorwa. Iyo yekutanga piritsi yakaverengerwa uye isina kunakidzwa: A. ya. Stein. Ichiteverwa naye: I. YA. Stein. Zvinonakidza! Asi ini ndine chinyorwa chechitatu zvachose. Kutevera maviri ekutanga, akaverenga zvakangonaka: A. Ya. FinkelStein.
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Masisita pabasa mukomana anonzi Peter, uye zita raMambo. Pavaive nechitupa chakaburitswa uye vakazotumira zvitupa zvakapihwa, zvakanyorwa kuti: "Mambo Petro".
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Ambuya vangu vakashanda semunyori pachirimwa chikuru chemushini cheMushini muMoscow. Telegraph inouya: "Kunonoka jekete rekufamba." Kwandinhi ambuya vangu vanoshungurudza vakatumira mhinduro: "Nzira yekuvharirwa yakajeka, taura zita remhuri rekufamba".
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Ndakashanda muushumiri emamiriro ekukurumidzira, uye ini sechikamu cheboka ndakatumirwa kunoitwa munzvimbo iyi. Sekureva kwehurongwa hwekurovedza muviri, mutungamiriri webasa rekushanda muhofisi yedu yepakati aifanira kupa alarm chiratidzo kunzvimbo iyi, uye pachiratidzo ichi, mabasa ekudzidzira anoitwa munzvimbo iyi. Saka, zita rekupedzisira remukuru webasa rakabva kuhutongi hwedu hwaive birch, uye chimwe chezvikwangwani kuti basa iri raifanirwa kuendesa raive "acacia". Uye pano tiri padivi pamusangano, kune mutungamiriri (iye, sezvaaisvika, aive mutsva) uye aine fungidziro yakavhiringidzwa inoshuma musoro wedzimba: "
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Kubva muhupenyu hwechiremba weRussia muAfrica. Musikana akasangana neruoko rwakaputsika. Ndiri kuona zita remwana mune kadhi rekunze: "Musikana - zvakare", zvinoreva kuti "Musikana - zvakare." Zvinokwanisika kuti urege kufungidzira kuti mbambo yakapihwa muchimiro chababa vakaodzwa mwoyo, vanomirira Mwanakomana wake ... asi zvese zvandaiseka kumusangano nemumwe wevarwere muLuanda. Ndiunzire musikana kwemakore mana. Ndinobvunza kuti: "Zita rako ndiani?" DHABADA musikana anoda kuita chiremba anofadza Russian, kwete pasina kudada: "Menina Shama-se Petrov! Petrov Dos Santos! - Mucheche anonzi Petrov ... Petrov Santos Shower! " Angales akashanda kwenguva yakareba neRussia pazita rekupedzisira petrov, zvakanaka, uye nenzira iyoyo ndakafunga kusimudzira chiitiko ichi mumhuri yangu ...
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Baba vangu vakaroora kechipiri, mukadzi wake mukadzi anoshamisa ane zita rakawanda kwazvo-patronymic - Consuela Witolandovna. Uye iye anoshanda semudzidzisi wechiRungu neGerman. Kamwe chete wechipiri-grader zvinosvika kwairi: "Ndine hurombo, ndakanganwa: zita rako ndiani?" Iye anopindura, uye mwana wake: "Hausi Chirungu kwandiri, iwe unondiudza Russian!" Kubva ipapo, iye Marya Ivanovna Nicknamed ...
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Mune imwe kambani aishanda semurume wechidiki (kana akura, zvisinei) nezita reTupolev. Shumba tupolev. Zvakanaka. Asi pafoni yakanzwika chimwe chakadai: "Shumba. Benzi shumba ... "
Oak haanyura!
Muboka redu vaive mukomana ne surname oak. Zvinoshamisa kuti sango rakanyorerana kwaari! Kumira kwekutanga, bvunzo dzekutanga ... kunyangwe kuvadzidzi vepamberi, Mandrazh inotanga. Wese munhu ane hanya, dangle, chimwe chinhu nyorazve. Uye oak vese havana hanya. Iye uye hurukuro dzaive nemuenzi asingawanzo. Pamberi pekuvapo kwezvibviro hazvina kana kutaura. Uye neiyi yemakiromita iye vamwe zvisinganzwisisike kupfuura. Wakatogara mushure megore rekutanga, takarasikirwa nemari dzinoverengeka. Uye kusava noupamhi. Vakashamisika kwazvo payakazoitika kuti ouki riripo. Paakapona mushure mechipiri kosi - yakashamisika. Uye mugore rechitatu chirevo chakaberekerwa: "Nepo oak inoyerera - isu hatisi kunyudzwa!" Izvi zvinotaura zvakawedzera zvakawedzera kuvimba nemamiriro ezvinhu asina tariro ...
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Musikana anozivikanwa muzita reMetronava aive akaroora mukomana ne surname sloboders. Uye akatora surname yakapetwa kaviri. Mitronava-Slobondsaya. Zvino taura nekukurumidza. Muedzo "moskvich ndinokununzai", hongu.
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Amai vangu vakadzidzisa Chirungu mune imwe technical University. Muboka rinotevera, zvakatanga, zvakasikwa, kubva mukufona. Tsamba dzekutanga dzearufeti dzakaputika nemufaro uye wasvika tsamba "zvakanaka" ... Pano akamira, asingazive kuti aifanira kuitei, sekuti "mazwi akadaro haana kutaurwa mazwi kunyange Mudenderedzwa revadiwa. Pakanga paine kumbomira ... "Uyu ndiye," akangoerekana achiridza vamwe kubva pakona imwe.
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Kufumurwa kubva kune iyo yekuraira kweBhangi "Rumutsiriro": "... Kurambidza zano repamutemo
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Muhofisi yemuno yeiyo yekufambisa agency, iri muHotera "Cosmos", zita reElk rakashandiswa. Paakadana hofisi yemusoro wekambani, akataura munyori nenzwi rinonakidza: "Inoti ELK kubva kunzvimbo!"
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Pane imwe nguva ndakarwara uye chiremba akauya kwandiri. Uye saka anozadza kadhi, anobvunza zita, ini ndinopindura: "Delda". Haana kunzwisisa, akabvunza kuti: "Zita?", Ini ndakadzokorora, pakanga paine kumbomira ... "Uye Surname?", Ini ndinoti: "Luneveva". Anoseka: "Uye ndine surname - Deltey ..." Georgian! Takaseka, ipapo Amai vanoti: "Pano ucharoora izvi - uye uchava demo!"
Iwe dumbu madzishe
Iyo yekutanga hurukuro pane pfungwa. Mudzidzisi anoratidza izvo zviripo. Surnames dzakadai saGabddmhmhmhmhmhmhmhminov naRobyvichut vanoti kekutanga nguva pasina zvikanganiso. Inomira pane yangu, yakanyarara uye momurwi: - Ndiri kutya kutaura zita rekupedzisira ... Uh-uh ... ruffles. Ndiri kushamisika kuti zvimwe angazviona sei?
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Surname yangu Oltyan inoshamisa izwi rinosimbisa dzvuku. SEZVINONZI ZVINOGONESESESESESESESESESI "NEMAHARA"
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Uye ini ndine surname - O. Nguva dzose matambudziko anonakidza. Semuenzaniso, ini handigoni kutenga sim kadhi, nekuti ivo vanoona kana chirongwa ichi chisingaone tsamba imwe chete, vobva vabvunza kuti nei ndikagura surname ... asi munhu wese anobvuma kuti zvakaringana. Ah, ivo vachiri kuziva zita rangu chairo! ..
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Surname yaBaba vangu Bechev, uye Maiden Zita Amai - Dulchaza. Uye kugara uchishandura nezviratidzo izvi zvakapfava pakati pemazita. Muhofisi yeRegistry, apo chikumbiro chacho chichiendeswa, baba vakati: "Musikana, rangarira: Willka, ndiro uye belching yakanyorwa pasina chiratidzo chakapfava. Uye mota, kuona uye dulchaza - nechiratidzo chakapfava! "
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Muchipatara chedu chakarara mukomana muzita remwana. Kuvhiringidzika kwakasimba kwaive. "Mwana PaMassage!" - "Ndeupi mwana?" - "mwana mwana!"
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Shamwari yangu pane surname denga, kana nhumbu yakati yatove munguva yekupedzisira, yakaenda kunogamuchirwa mukiriniki, yakatsvedza ndokudonha. Panguva ino chete, mukoti akapfuura saiti yake. Nomuzvarirwo, kutya: mama panguva yekupedzisira. Mukoti akabatsira kukwira kwake, uye akabva anamhanya kuhofisi kuna chiremba, anotyora kuchema achiti: "Denga rangu rakawa!"
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Ndinoziva comrade ine surname yemudumbu. Vanoda kufonera mumarudzi ese ezviitiko. "Mhoro, Mhoro. "Iri idumbu richikunetsa."
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MuMontenegro, akasangana nemhuri yemunharaunda, Serbia nerudzi. Mazita akajairika, zvakanaka, regai vave nikola, ana uye zvishoma vlado. Musoro wemhuri wakaratidza kusimba kwandaishandira, mabasa angu. Isu takagara muchibvumirano, Nikola anopa kadhi rekuzivikanwa, uko Serbia pane chena yakanyorwa: Surname - Draclian. Ndakaita nhamburiko dzose kuti ndisapinde: mwanakomana ndihwo, ane vlad draulian! Mushure memazuva mashoma, takagara naNikola naAkola neAnna muCafe, uye ini, sezvandaida, ndakaita hurukuro pamusoro petsika dzemunharaunda - asi imi, vasikana vane chokwadi chekutora zita remurume wake muwanano? Ana anopindura kuti hongu, tsika! Tinotaura nezve tsika. Zvino nicolate inyengedza matama ake uye nhepfenyuro, kuti mumhuri mavo kubva kumarudzi kusvika kumarudzi okutanga anonzi Vlad. Baba vangu, vakati, "Mukoma wangu mukuru, uye mwanakomana isu takadana, titare ... Pamwoyo yekutamba, ndingadai ndakaona musoro weDradlich, muzukuru weVLAD Draculic uye MuNhephew Vlad Drauculich ... uye patafura yeCafe yakanwa doro rababa vake, hapana anofungidzira uye kudada zvakanyanya nezvetsika yemhuri yake.
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Ambuya vakati vaive nevatakuri vatatu vane mutoro pabasa, vaive neimwe nzira vakatumira pamwe chete parwendo rwebhizinesi. Uye vaive neyako yakanaka kupfuura mamwe mazita: zvidiki, chena uye bunny. Pavaida kutumira telegraph netsamba, yakasainwa zvakare: diki chena bunny. Telegraph, sezvazviri, yakaramba kutumira. Chete mushure mekuratidzira kwepasipoti zvakabvumiranwa ... uye mushure mekunge azununguswa.