Mumwe nemumwe wedu akauya akadai: Ega mukomana wako angori change chakatemwa, asi iwe unofanirwa kunge uri munharaunda, zvinoita kunge zvinosanganisirwa mu "idiot" maitiro, uye iwe une mutserere. Zvekuita? Pics.ru anoziva!
Ngatibvei mabhureki enyaya yekufema pamusoro pekuti iwe wakakwanisa sei kuziva uye kudanana nemumwe. Isu tinoziva kuti iwe wakaverengerwa nemeso ake akanaka!
Usatore newe
Kana iwe uchiziva kuti yako yekuvimbika inodhakwa uye inodhonzwa iyo strucktease patafura kana, pane zvinopesana, yakavharwa mukona uye kugara ipapo Beech, apo munhu wese ari kunakidzwa, enda kumapati ega. Mukupedzisira, enda ikoko unoendepi? Sangana neshamwari uye shandisa nguva yakakura kana blush uye kunetseka nezvemurume?
Zvide
Zvekuti ndizvo. Kunyangwe kana iye achipinda mune zvekunetseka nechisungo chisingakundiki chekushandisa manheru kure nevanhu, zvakanaka - kumwe kune pluto. Angangove aine hunhu hwakawanda hunonakidza hwamakada iye, handizvo? Uye pasina, pfuma iri muchiedza - kuti unomwa sei nekuba!
Fuck the hose
Kana iwe uchiri kubatikana pamwe chete uye chinoregedzai chakatanga kurambidza mabvi, ita kuti uzive kuti hauzivi zvachose, arikuchera chandelier. Murume? Murume ndiani? Uye kumwa waini - inogara ichibatsira.
Kujoina
Dzimwe nguva nzira yakarongeka ndeyekusvitsa mamiriro ake, kubata ushingi uye kutsigira murume ari muchisungo. Sezvavanotaura, murume wake nemukadzi ndiSatani maviri.
Kunyatsotaura
Railing munhu mukuru - chinhu chipfupi, asi zvirinani iwe unogona kuedza kuburitsa pfungwa kwaari kuti unonzwa kutya kusagadzikana kana iye atanga kukanda ibvi. Uye zvakakosha kuti ugadzirise izvo chaizvo zvaunoreva nemabvi. Kamwe kamwe, anofunga zvakajairika kuti abate Dhiyabhorosi uye anomhanya aine guikan.
Kuve parutivi rwake
Kunyemwerera uye wave!
Usawane hukama
Paruzhinji. Iwe uchauya kumba - uye pfeka musoro wakadzikama kuenda kuVaza. Uye kushanya - kana! Uye kumwa waini yatove.
Sarudza Zviitiko
Kamwe kamwe unorota kupamba zuva rekuzvarwa kune mumwe munhu ane zvakaipa zvehupenyu hwapfuura? Ipapo Mwari pachavo vakaraira kuti vaende kumafaro uye kubva kumweya kunakidzwa!
Enda pamwe chete
Pamwe chete kuenda kumakonzati, theatre, Cinema nemapato anotonhorera zvakanyanya. Iko pasina munhu anoziva kuti uri nyore kuti uchengete kumeso kwako kana kamwe kamwe chimwe chinhu chakanganisa.
Yambiro: Ekaterina Kuzmin