# Prokino. Takatarisa kwauri: "Nymphomanic" (USA, 2013)

Muongorori ane ruzivo aisatarisa kunyangwe kutyisidzira kwekuurayiwa. Naizvozvo, aifanira kuzvitarisa pasi pechikumbiro cherudo chaicho chemisoro yemapikicha (mumwe munhu, rubatsiro, ivo vakatora mapasipoti edu!)

Teerera: Spoiler! Zvinonyadzisira muridzi wemukati mukati. Usaverenge kana usingade vapambi, zvinonyadzisira, Arrasi uye rudo zvishoma zvishoma.

Babamunini vakura vane chiso chakanaka vanowana mugwagwa wakarohwa zera tete. Tenka anoramba "ambulensi" uye anobvunza kapu yetii.

Cheka.

Vanun'una vanonyepa muBabamunini Pajamas pamubhedha, Babamunini vanounza tii uye vanoteerera nyaya yake yehupenyu hwake.

Vasikana vadiki vaviri - iyo heroine anonzi Joe nemusikana wake nezita chero nyaya - vakawana zvinhu zvinonakidza pakati pemakumbo. Uye akauya nemutambo wekufara wematatya: iwe unofanirwa kudurura pasi mubhavhu nemvura, uye wozotyisa pane izvi zvigaro zvese. Vakuru vane ruzivo vakatanga kudzima, asi akarangarira marongero evakuru.

Zvichakadaro, vasikana vari pachiratidziro zvishoma uye vakapokana pakukakavara kweChocolate Chocolates, apo chitima chichienda kubva padanho rekuti Joe Won naFnockout. Pane, muromo. Vavengi vane ruzivo vanoyeuka kuti mitina yematsotsi haigone kuitwa, asi, kune rumwe rutivi, pasipoti ichiri kudikanwa.

Uye iyo heroine inoudza babamunini nane tsitsi, sekushamisika humhandara. Aive, zvinoreva kuti, rudo rwekutanga runonzi Jerome. Jerome aive nemaoko akanaka uye akaoma. Teerera, - wakati aJerome, haagoni kundinyima humhandara? Hapana dambudziko, - vakadzvanywa naJerome, - rara pasi. Uye akabva atendeuka katatu pamberi uye kashanu kumashure, kuti humhandara husina hwasara. Uye iyo moped akaenda kugadziriswa. Uye iyo heroine kubvira panguva iyoyo isingade manhamba 3 ne5.

Iye waunoita munomwe waungananyatsoteerera, anovhuna, akadururwa tii uye anotora "fara". Iyo heroine haina kuwira muchiso chetsvina uye inofamba encyclopepec ruzivo, ichishuma kuti kana iwe ukaiputira nyama yose, ichava mugwagwa kubva kumars uye kumashure.

Mumwe anoona ane ruzivo anoiswa panyananiswa pamubhadharo wemurume wokupfuura, uye mudiki joe pachiratidziro chinoenda ambulensi, kupa varume manheru manheru nenguva nguva nenguva kamwe chete nguva. Mumwe munhu anobva kune varume ava akatsamwa, mumwe munhu anotambura, uye mumwe anodenha - vanoti, ndinokuda, unoona, wasiya mhuri nesutu, pfuura kwandiri, mwana.

Joe ari kuyedza zvine hungwaru kutaura kuti kutenda, hapana chandinoda, ndine maminetsi mashanu anotevera. Asi ipapo pfungwa dzemurazvo dzinouya nevakomana vatatu vadiki uye dzinotaurira iyo inzwi revanhu: "Vana, uye zvino tichaona hembe dzemubhedha." Joe paakadzvanywa kunze, pfungwa dzinotungamira vana kuenda kuimba yekurara ndokuti: "Wonai vakomana uye muyeuke, sezvazvinofanira kunge zvakadzama kuti udzore psychoanalyst." Iye murume haaite pasi, achiziva kuti danho rinotevera repfungwa iyo turman ichave ichichinja kuita maOrangere.

Nguva nenguva, rondedzero inodzoserwa kunguva yedu, uye sekuru netsitsi inotaurira iyo heroine nezvayo yeEdgar software, beethoven, kubata hove, mapepa, egoridhe chikamu chegoridhe uye fiBonacci nhamba. Mumwe anoona ane ruzivo akatarisa pane vhidhiyo inotsvedza, inoratidza kuti awa yechipiri mumhedzisiro, munhu akabatwa anoramba ari maminetsi gumi.

Uye ipapo iyo heroine inosangana nerudo rwake rwekutanga - Jerome. Uye bonde pakupedzisira zvine musoro. Asi kwechinguva - rimwe zuva, Joe, ridza ridza musoro pamusoro peshure kwemubhedha, kamwe kamwe kunzwisisa kuti hapana chinhu chinonzwa. Hapana kana chinhu. Sezviri pachena, nhamba yemitambo yedzidzo, uye iyo heroine yatosarudza iye.

"Hapana chandinoziva," iyo heroine iri kuputa, uye iyo dema inonyora kuti "kuguma kwekutanga chikamu" nemavara machena mavara. Anoona ane ruzivo anotyisa anotyisa.

Ehe, anoti Joe kune mumwe mutariri wemukuru, handina kana orgasm, saka ngazvirege kudaro. Enda undoona chikamu chechipiri cheimwe maawa maviri uye maminitsi matatu, ibvi rekurarama, nenzira, trier, musha, musha!

Chikamu chechipiri, - chinodaro dema skrini. Ndipfura, - anoona anowona ane ruzivo. Iye murume wemuongorori ane ruzivo makumi matatu anomhanya anotarisa pachiratidziro, anozivisa zvisingaonekwi kuti pane basa uye kutaridzika zvakanaka, uye munhu anotya anomhanya mune iyi nhoroondo yebasa rangu reFirter.

Uye neHeroin, Panguva iyoyo, zvakare, ane makore gumi nemaviri, akavata, uye anoitika munyaradzi anongoerekana aita chifeve icho cheMesalin nehure. Sezviri pachena, unoratidzira chete.

Asi iyo yakatendeka grey muapuro isiriyo haarase tariro yekumuka kudiwa komudiwa wake. Kunyangwe mumaresitorendi, tariro haarasikirwe. Drong, anodaro zvese izvi zvinonhuwira. Ndichakupa mapaundi mashanu. "Bastard anorwara," - haitsigire kuti anoongorora ane ruzivo, asi Heroine anofunga - nei asina kudaro, akangoerekana ashanda? Izvo zvinoenda kune rack, zvinotora mamwe matanda gumi nemaviri uye anokanda zvese kamwechete. Viewer Viewer vanokumbira kumuudza zita resimba, kuti rirege kuenda ikoko kune ice cream, asi lars von trier zvakare bastard rinorwara, saka chikumbiro chinorwara.

Zvipfeko hazvibatsire, zvese zvakashata. Uye ipapo Jerome anoti, Teerera, mwana, iwe uri tigrick yangu. Uye kana iwe ukawana tiger, inoda kudyiswa. Izvo zvaizove munhu kwandiri nekudya kwako, uye ipapo handina tsvimbo yejaya, asi chimwe chibage chakasimba.

Iyo heroine yakadaro zvakanaka, ndokuenda kunodyara padivi. Kwenguva yakareba sei, rakanga rakasiyana. Afronhegor aive, semuenzaniso. Zvidimbu zviviri. Panguva imwe chete, nekuti hama, uye hama dzaizoda kuita zvese pamwechete. Asi iyo orgasm haina kuoneka, kunyangwe nhengo dzehama (dzakavhara-pachiratidziro chose) zvaive zvisina chinhu.

Uye Jerome akatamira meno ake, kunyangwe ichi kukura uku kwaida. Zvisingapindirani murwere bastard. Uye ndakazofunga kuti aizoenda kunofamba, uyezve zvese zvaive zvakakura zvinomuita mutsipa.

Panguva ino, mukutsvaga orgasm iyo Heroine yakawana babamunini akakosha, avo vakatora nguva yakasviba. Kusuwa kwakawanda kwakabva kuna sekuru vanofara nenzeve muropa. Nekuti yanga isiri munhu anoda ipapo, asi anokudzwa kwazvo bastard yekirasi yepasi rose. Bastard yekutanga haina kuda kutora Joe, asi iye akati - Ndipe nhasi nhasi, ndipeiwo mukana uyu, ndipeiwo mukana mumwe, asi bastard akati - asi haina kumbopfeka panties zvakare. Uye uyai nehasha yeganda pamabhiza, asi kwete kubva kuchitoro chebonde, iwe hausi masquerade.

"Amai," mwana anosiririsa anodaro kumutariri wemukuru, "ndinoda kudya. Unotarisa chii?

Anosangana neruzivo anoshamisa anonyudza chifukidziro chelaptop.

"Uye, nenzira," akaenderera mberi aine bastard anorwara, "isu hatina izwi rekumisa, saka haugone kumisa maitiro." Joe achienda kuruboshwe, bastard zvishoma akamupwanya zvishoma pane jira riri mumeso ake, akati "ndinokutenda" uye pakupedzisira cumshot.

Uye nekuimba mazuva ese. Zvichakadaro, mwanakomana wake mudiki akarara mu crib kumba. Poshi. Ini ndakarara, ndakarara, ndobva ndachinjika kumhanza - kutarisa pane yechando chechando. Nei muusiku hwechando mhanza yakavhurika? Mubvunzo unobviswa sechidiiic. Isu tine arthaus, kwete iyo zvinyorwa zveLagic Chelvan G.i.

Vachiona vane ruzivo vaitove vachisundira musigo, asi ipapo baba Jerome vakasvika kubva parwendo. Nekuti mangwana iKisimusi. Yakasvika nenguva uye yakakwanisa kubvisa mwana kubva pamhanza. Panogona kunge paine magumo anofadza, asi munhu anoona ane ruzivo muhupenyu hwapfuura aive pachena Hitler, uye karma akasarudza kusamurega kuenda.

Uye Jerome pakarepo asina shambadzi yakarwa. Kana, iye anoti mukadzi wake, - Uchaenda kuhusiku hweKishe, ipapo handingazooni mwanakomana wangu. Akadaro - uye chipfuva chakakombama vhiri. Right Suvorev.

Joe akauya pamubhedha womwanakomana uye akasvinwa.

"Ndinonzwisisa," Jerome kugomera, "Huya, mwanakomana, muka, uti amai:" zvakanaka. " Mwanakomana akati "Agu", Joe akazunza zvishoma uye akaenda kuhupombwe rinorwara kuti agamuchire matatya makumi mana.

Uye mutariri ane ruzivo akapunyuka kuimba yekugezera ndokushambidza mvura inotonhora kwenguva yakareba. Iyi ndeyeraresi von trier, "Anosangana neruzivo akaudza girazi, - Cinema for Smart.

Girazi raive rakafukidzwa network yemaza. Vachitarisiri vane ruzivo vakadzokera kuLaptop nemufaro sekusarongeka.

Babamunini vane tsitsi anounza tei tei, uye Joe anoenderera mberi nhoroondo yake yekuvaraidza. Pakati pazvo, neimwe nzira inozoitika kuti babamunini vanokwanisa kurarama mumakore makumi matanhatu ekuzvarwa, vachengetedze vasina mhosva. Anoti neimwe nzira kwaisave kunonakidza. Polyphony inotonhorera, ndatove ndakanyarara nezve fibonacci. Saka enda mberi, ini ndichatendera.

Uye Joe anotaurira izvo zvakasara zvisina kana nzira yekuvapo uye yakasangana nemurume akaipa. Ngatidanei "muteresi". Muunganidzi akaitwa nevatevereri vanowanzoita, uye vaitenda kuti ruzivo rwese rwevanhurume vaizobatsira Joe kuita basa rakanaka. Saka zvakabuda. Kunyanya joe kwakauya hunyanzvi hunyanzvi hwakaiswa kubva kune rakakodzera bastard, uye simbi inotengesa. Vakabhadharwa vakabhadharwa - vatove guruva guruva. Asi rimwe zuva mukuru ungati akataura kuti, mweya wangu, wakura, iwe unoda mutsivi.

Kwete kwenguva yakati wandei, asi zvakakomba. Ini ndinazvo, anodaro, musikana aripo. Makore gumi nemashanu, Amai vakanwa kubva kune vega Valeria, baba vari mutirongo vakagara - Chishamiso, kwete musikana. Fuck uye gadzirira basa. Joe akaramba, nekuti zvinonzwira tsitsi musikana wake, asi kwete kureba. Musikana akatamira kuJoe uye akangoerekana atanga kuenda kumurwiri kwete zvachose sezvaaifungidzirwa.

Eya, vakatanga kushanda pamwe, timu chaiyo yekushanda isimbi inotengesa uye yakaiswa mumaoko ane hunyanzvi. Uye zvaizofara kwazvo kurarama kana iye anotevera muunganidzi asina kurambidzwa. Uye Joe akarangarira kuti achiri kumuda. Naizvozvo, ini ndakapa simbi yekutengesa kune yakateerana uye ichiti - ngairegere.

Kubudirira kwakafara, kwakaenda, uye imba haina kudzoka. Nekuti zvinorwadza maoko aJerome akanaka. Joe akapfigwa nepahwindo, sevanhu vaviri vaanoda kwazvo, vanonakidzwa nezvikamu zvakasiyana zvemuviri umwe neumwe, uye vakasarudza kuvauraya. Asi nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero hachina kubvisa pfuti kubva pamusufu. Naizvozvo, murume asati aberekwa akatsamwa kwazvo uye akarova mukadzi wake wake netsoka yake pachiso chake. Uye neongororo yake, nenzira, yakanga isiri. Zvinoita. Ipapo Jerome akarara pasi petsoka pedyo neJerome uye akagadzira mafambiro ake matatu kumberi uye mashanu kubva kumashure. Uye mutsivi akasvitswa, akaenda kune akaropa zano uye akaenda kuchimbuzi. Ndatenda kwete zvakawanda.

Iyi ndiyo nyaya, "akadaro Joe. Uye babamunini mashambiringa, akazeza uye akangoerekana aputira zvirevo zvishanu zvemaminitsi mashanu - ivo vanoti, zvese zviri kurongeka newe. Kana murume akazvibata zvakanyanya, aisataura chero mashoko. Zvakanaka, vakomana vaviri vanofamba muchitima ichienda kubva padanho kusvika padanho b, uye vakadzi vari kutsvaga. Funga. Zvakanaka, akakanda mwana mudiki wemurume. Zviitike. Unotambura chete nekuti uri mukadzi. Saka ini ndine mucherechedzo uye usatambudzika. Uye kubva pamupamure, iwe wakasarudzika hazvina kubvisa pistol yako. Ini ndaisada kuuraya chero munhu, saka ini handina kubvisa. Kazhinji, rara pasi, uvete uye zvikarege kutadza. Apa Joe aive nemusikirwo uye akataura kuti aonga kuguma kwekuti shamwari yake yairatidza muhupenyu hwake. Ndokurara.

Uye mushure memaminitsi mashanu, shamwari yepamoyo yakauya isina panties uye ngatisvike kuJoe. Akabaya zvishoma "kwete, kwete, kwete, kwete," uye akabva atora pfuti kubva mufuti. Blayut, kupfurwa uye kukurumidza kukwira pasi masitepisi. Mumwe anoona ane ruzivo anoona kuti babamunini asina mhozi uye akafa nemhandara.

Uye saka iyo firimu yakanaka, yekuziva - nezve mapepaphomboni, semuenzaniso, taura. Nezve chikamu chegoridhe. Uye nezve fibonacci.

Anouraya Anoda Mafirimu uye Anopfuura: Alexander Smilanskaya